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  • General

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  • Music

    I like a little bit of everything (except reggae). Call me a sellout, but i'm a top 40 whore! I also love 80's music cause it's the best decade for music ever! Anyone the disagrees with that is either too young, too old or needs a great deal of theropy.

  • Movies

    .. width="425" height="350">.. ..> NOTHING BEATS STAR WARS!!! That having been said, anything by Kevin Smith is good ( Don't write to me telling me you didn't like Jersy Girl, cause I did like it, and i don't care about your opinion anyway!) Of course The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy is also on the top of the must watch list. (Never before have so many heterosexual men secretly questioned there sexuality then after seeing Legolas in action.) Man there are too many good movies to menion so i'll also say the American Pie Trilogy and move on to the next question... .. --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> --> START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS -->
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    Yoda

    You are wise and a great leader. Just because you are small doesn't mean you don't have a lot of oomph behind it.

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    Your Lightsaber is Blue Blue is often associated with depth and stability.
    It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom,
    confidence    , and truth.

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  • Television

    Tina Fey, thank you for making Saturday Night Live great while you were writing it! You Rock!(Well, now you "30 Rock") .. width="425" height="350">.... ..> "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia" is my new Favorite show. I like anything funny like South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Will & Grace, or Scrubs. And I get my news from The Dailyshow, and the Colbert Report, for fake news shows, they have more "truthiness" then anything else
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    You're Lieutenant Jim Dangle. You wear your short shorts because you believe they give you an edge to fighting crime. You get along with everyone, but you have a special liking for Jonesy because you like his Mario Van Peeble lips.
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  • Books

    What's a book? I did a google search on this "book" and got over 366 million results. (that seems like a lot.) I was then able to aquire the definition to this word: "A set of written, printed, or blank pages fastened along one side and encased between protective covers." So basicly it's a fancy way to say magazine. Go figure. MySpace Icons
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  • Heroes

    Your results:
    You are Dr. Doom
    Dr. Doom
    		94%
    Lex Luthor
    		89%
    Apocalypse
    		84%
    Green Goblin
    		83%
    Two-Face
    		79%
    Venom
    		78%
    Magneto
    		78%
    Mr. Freeze
    		76%
    Juggernaut
    		71%
    Mystique
    		71%
    The Joker
    		67%
    Dark Phoenix
    		65%
    Kingpin
    		62%
    Riddler
    		60%
    Catwoman
    		51%
    Poison Ivy
    		46%
    		Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
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    Image code by MySpaceDirect.com Creative People that inspire me. George Lucas, Kevin Smith, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Stan "the man" Lee, Tina Fey, DaVinci, The Waynes brothers, Mike Myers (from SNL and Austin Powers, not Halloween Character) Will Farrell, Madonna, Christopher Walken, and Samual L. Jackson, David Grahl, to name a few! Your results:
    You are Superman
    Superman
    		95%
    Green Lantern
    		75%
    Supergirl
    		70%
    Spider-Man
    		65%
    Iron Man
    		65%
    Batman
    		55%
    Wonder Woman
    		55%
    The Flash
    		55%
    Robin
    		50%
    Hulk
    		45%
    Catwoman
    		45%
    		You are mild-mannered, good,
    strong and you love to help others.
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About me:

joe --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

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97%

Mingle..2.. -

About Me: Lets see: Well... I used to live in a double wide trailer in Prundale, CA. (Insert white trash joke here). I like to hang out with friends (watch movies, TV, play video games) so of course i'm single. I try to keep in shape by weight lifting.(My previous shape was oval, I don't want to revert to it.) I think there's a state law requiring people to tell me i'm funny, cause here in Califoria i'm told i'm funny quit a bit, but not so much in other states. Badger
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You scored as Madonna, You are Madonna! A true diva - you do what you want when you want and how you want. If someone doesn't like what you are doing - screw 'em. All that matters is that you are true to yourself, and most everyone loves you for it!

Madonna

80%

Mariah Carey

70%

Cher

70%

Christina Aquilera

65%

Kelly Clarkson

55%

Whitney Houston

40%

Britney Spears

35%

Celine Dion

20%

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You Are Big Bird
Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around.

You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy.

You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you.

How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper."
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You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.

When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds
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American Cities That Best Fit You:
70% San Diego

55% Austin

55% Honolulu

55% Portland

50% Atlanta

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone with at least half a brain that can entertain me. Either that, or someone to clean my house (free of charge or obligations), and no questions asked!
How to make a joe
Ingredients:
3 parts jealousy
5 parts brilliance
1 part leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: salinas
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: retail management
  • Income: $45,000 to $60,000

Schools

  • North Salinas High

    • Salinas, CALIFORNIA
    • Graduated: 1995
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1991 to 1995

Companies

  • retail

    • CA US
    • Operations Manager
    Nov. 2004 till now

Networking

    • Film
    • Composition
    • Screenwriting

    • Television
    • Composition
    • Development

    • Music
    • Production
    • Songwriter

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