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Joe Matarese
It's cold outside Paulie!

Male
85 years old
Port Chester
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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Joe grew up in Cherry Hill, NJ and was the only one in his family to move off the block. After doing standup for three years in Philadelphia, he moved to New York City to pursue comedy more seriously. That move really paid off. He has since appeared on many TV shows including MTV’s Spring Break, The Jim Bruer Show, MTV’s Carson Daly Show, NBC’s Late Friday, NY Metro’s New Joke City with Robert Klein, numerous times on The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, CNBC’s McEnroe, VH1’s Celebrity Breakups, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Better Half on Bravo. Joe also just taped his very own 1/2 hour special for Comedy Central airing in the winter of 2008. Joe’s completely autobiographical act pokes fun at his neurotic Italian family and how they’ve molded him, his hatred of single-life, his frantic move back East to find real love, and his marriage to a woman who has a Ph.D. in Psychology (his perfect match). Now his main objective is fixing Joe - he has to if he wants this relationship to work. "Now you got the attitude Rat" ..
Websitejoematarese.com My live CD's are available there.
InfluencesRichard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Dennis Miller, Steve Martin, Dana Gould, Steve Perry
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TV ShowsThe Late Show with David Letterman - Comedy Central Presents - Live At The Laugh Factory TBS - Celebrity Fashion mistakes VH1 -Celebrity Breakups VH1 -Date Nite AMC - McEnroe CNBC -Premium Blend Comedy Central -Last Comic Standing NBC - Late Late Show w / Craig Kilborn CBS (3 times) - Contest Searchlight Comedy Central - Double Platinum(MOW) ABC - Couch Potato (pilot) VH1 - Late Friday NBC - Jim Breuer Show MTV - Carson Daly Show MTV - Friday Night NBC - Shut up And Laugh MTV - New Joke City NY METRO - A video I put together. You can’t win Rocky Dennis!
FilmsBoogie Late Nights - Double Platinum
Albums1.Quiet Please 2.Fixing Joe 3. Untitled new CD coming soon. My newest CD is available at joematarese.com

    Joe Matarese's Interests
MusicHendrix, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Journey, Christopher Cross, ACDC
MoviesROCKY, ROCKY 2, Goodfellas, Fastimes at Ridgemont High, Rudy, Field Of Dreams, High Fidelity, Dumb and Dumber
TelevisionAll in the Family, Family Ties, Wonder Years, Beyond The Glory, The White Shadow
BooksThe Comedy Writer, Catcher In The Rye, You Gotta Believe
HeroesRichard Pryor !!!
Groups: In The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill HicksLAUGH FACTORY N.Y. COLLEGE NIGHTI Killed Jonbenet Ramsey Group

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     Joe Matarese's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cherry Hill, NJ
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian


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Joe Matarese Rollerskating Bit to Journey's Faithfully
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Me following an onstage marriage proposal
Me following an onstage marriage proposal rating
The worst crowd ever
The worst crowd ever rating
Comedy Central Presents Part 3 of 3
Comedy Central Presents Part 3 of 3 rating
Comedy Central Presents Part 2 of 3
Comedy Central Presents Part 2 of 3 rating
Comedy Central Presents Part 1of 3
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The 10 Show in Philadelphia
The 10 Show in Philadelphia rating
Clip 2 Bravo's Better Half
Clip 2 Bravo's Better Half rating
Clip 1 Bravo Better Half
Clip 1 Bravo Better Half rating
Clip 4 Reality Show Better Half on Bravo with my wife
Clip 4 Reality Show Better Half on Bravo with my wife rating
 

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I'm under construction.
Who I'd like to meet:
Harry Kalas, George Carlin, Ray Liotta, Stallone

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Slappy says...





Apr 6 2009 1:00 AM

I'm sorry I didn't get to write you sooner, but that was a fun show out at Stitches Comedy. It was great to see you again! You're the one of the best, most definitely.. :)
CHRIS





Mar 13 2009 5:58 PM

Hey! Thanks for the add! =) Hope to catch one of your shows sometime!! Have a wonderful weekend!
Cory


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Jan 24 2009 1:59 AM

Hey man I just wanted to say thanks so much for adding me, you are one of the best comedians I've seen, and I love your work. It makes me laugh no matter what mood I'm in. Well have a good day.


Cory.
Tony Vinh | Comedian





Jan 13 2009 6:25 AM

If you pull my finger, I just might let you cup my fart and smell it. You know you wanna...
Johnny RocKSt@R





Dec 29 2008 4:25 AM

poop
Ray Combs Jr. (yes it's me)





Dec 31 2008 4:14 AM

Yo,

Alan has me out here in the boons watching diapers be changed.
Fat Man Designs





Dec 16 2008 2:46 PM

When you coming back to Philly?
Luciana





Dec 25 2008 2:40 AM

Christmas
geno





Dec 6 2008 9:21 PM

sorry to just get this to you buddy... remember.. i'm coming off a 2-2 week... YAHTZEE!!! :)
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Ray Combs Jr. (yes it's me)





Nov 25 2008 11:01 PM

I want to manage u.
Steve Simeone





Oct 31 2008 7:20 AM

Go PHILLIES!!! The Greatest City in America...

Johnny F. ♠♠♠ The Nuyorican Comedian





Oct 29 2008 8:00 PM

Crazy Eddie!!





Oct 29 2008 11:57 PM

GREAT SHOW IN PITTSBURGH A FEW WEEKS BACK....
Tony Vinh | Comedian





Oct 28 2008 3:05 AM

So, I'm looking at the pictures of your son... why does he look like he'd be able to kick my ass?
Ray Combs Jr. (yes it's me)





Oct 25 2008 5:39 AM

Joe Matarese: "You've gotta alot of problems no wonder a girl'd dump you".

"Hold on I got Mckinney on the other line.
"
geno





Oct 2 2008 3:05 PM

do yourself a favor and watch this so we can get some sports stuff going... more importantly tell Luca Uncle Hacky says hello!!!

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Sun and Sand





Oct 11 2008 7:58 PM

I heard you on XM radio... super funny.
Elwood





Sep 6 2008 2:32 PM

Show some love for the wool jacket Joe, show some love....

Joe Matarese, Josh Accardo with Vortex
Jeff





Sep 27 2008 2:18 AM

Just wanted to say i saw you on daily new live on wednesday.. And when you guys talked about handling hecklers i had to check it out.

And i wasn't disappointed ha.

It was awesome.

i watched your comedy central presents also.

So now you know someone has.
Megan





Sep 25 2008 2:08 AM

Hey Joe just wanted to thank you for showing up at the fund raiser last night... It was great seeing you !!!!
x3meR





Sep 22 2008 12:08 PM

hello joe :d i love your stand up :x keep it up b-)
Ray Combs Jr. (yes it's me)





Sep 4 2008 8:28 PM

I want to be your assistant. I will force you to not burn not buy clothes wear them onstage and then take them back.
Niall Kelly





Sep 3 2008 3:04 PM

Thanks man.
Taylor Connelly





Sep 3 2008 5:37 AM

That sucks about the cancellation of Artie's show. I'll catch you the next time you're around, man.
First Lady of Crash





Aug 29 2008 5:05 PM

I can't wait for you to play in NYC again!
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