World Domination, My army of flying monkeys, making the world a more interesting place by redesigning it one night club, dungeon or living room at a time.
HOT RODS RAT RODS and T BUCKETS
TATTOOED ROCK and ROLL SATANIC PORNSTARS
The Witches of Salem (my freinds out there not the historic ones..)
leading people to the Dark Side
HALLOWEEN 24/7
ABSINTHE AND JAGERMEISTER (ask anyone who knows me!!!)
carrying on the work of the late great Dr. Scolopendra who taught me the only good science is mad science. I make Good Things for Bad People. A slightly more Satanic Martha Stewart
How I make my money in the Mortal world: ..
Rasputina, Suicide City, Wednesday 13, Nick Cave, Voltaire, Johny Cash
and a whole lot of crazy house music........ and of course the sound track to my life Marianne Faithfull
BONE YARD BETTY!
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar genius, with equal passion for the most degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.
You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy physicality of the devil breeds lust. The devil's call to return to primal instincts often creates conflict in a society in which many of these instincts must be kept under control. Challenges posed by our physical bodies can be overcome by strength in the mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our material creativity. The devil knows physical pleasure and how to manipulate the physical world. Material creativity finds its output in such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and sex. The self-actualized person is able to accept the sensuality and usefulness of the devil's gifts while remaining in control of any darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck. http://hometown.aol.com/newtarotdeck/ Take this quiz!
The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Phantom of the Paradise, Gangs of New York (for Bill the Butcher alone!!!!) Tomb of Lygeia Hocus Pocus cuz it has Bette Midler lookin her Buck toothed best. Bubble Boy and though many don't know it, Nothing But Trouble........Big Trouble in Little China "I am the Goth David Lopan" CURSE OF THE DEMON!!!!! cuz it's tattooed on my fore arm. SUNSET BLVD !!!!! any movie that features a midnight moonlight monkey funeral is all good....... the Reflecting Skin......so very creepy.
Fight Club!
anything Black and White featuring a monster theme.....Munsters, Addams family........ Family Guy and Simpson cuz they is funny...... Cops so I can always feel superior to someone new every day........ and the new scarier Martha
Mugatu.
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so many books...................Grendel by John Gardener........Unmasked, the story of Vincent Price, Satan Speaks, and pretty much anything about or by Dr. Lavey. Tesla, History in a bottle, the story of Absinthe. the Alienist by Caleb Carr the Gorhmanghast trilogy by Mervin Peake, a magnificent set of books.....
Heroes
Vincent Price, William S. Burroughs, Anton LaVey, Clive Barker, Nicoli Tesla, Divine, Marianne Faithfull to name a few
'Sadistic Bastard' PLEASE VOTE!!!
About me: Though not born Joe Netherworld I inherited the title after years of being refereed to as "Joe the guy who owns Netherworld, It became shortened to "Joe Netherworld" and so it remains. It does sum up my whole life and aesthetic. My entire life has been immersed in various Dark diversions that evolved into my current incarnation and business. I have been involved in every dark corner of commerce and art from my comic book days writing "Lovely Prudence" to producing model kits of Marilyn Manson and Edward ScissorHands. I have been called weird by John Waters and Dangerous by Willaim S. Burroughs that should clue you in. I make total environments that encompass my twisted aesthetic. Somewhere between Gothic fairy tale and Satan's Boudoir . Inspired by all things Dark and mysterious my perfect world is part Haunted Palace and part Dark Forest with a heaping spoonful of decaying Victoriana. Chinese Whorehouse and Transylvanian Chic.
They don't call me America's Favorite Satanist for nothing, I produce every vice on the list from bootlegging real Absinthe to producing pornography..... I create Evil Jewelry and beautiful custom Brass Knuckles..... All Good Things for Bad people
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Who I'd like to meet: All the CREATURES of the NIGHT.
Tattooed degenerates.....
Satanic Pornstars
all who will OBEY my terrible terrible will..........
Martha Stewart and Satan
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any one up to the challenge of living in my world
You scored as Black Beard. When you finally die and enter Hell, the devil will hand over his reign and bow.
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