I’m pretty sure I’m the only person who has ever received a cease and desist order from Bob Saget’s lawyers.
Past Show Posters:
Website
joepettis.com
Influences
Dave Attell, Doug Stanhope, Mitch Fatel, George Carlin, Bob Saget, Louis CK, Lewis Black, Todd Barry, Daniel Tosh, Nick Swardson, Jim Gaffigan, Jim Norton, Upright Citizens Brigade, and Jesus.
TV Shows
Joe Pettis uses the TV as a mirror.
Films
Every porno movie. Ever.
Albums
Joe Pettis is a Downloading Pirate (To be released never).
Joe Pettis's Interests
General
peeing outside
Music
peeing outside volume three
Movies
peeing outside near the bridges of madison county
Television
when peeing outside goes wild
Books
peeing outside in the search for inner strength
Joe Pettis's Details
Status:
Swinger
Hometown:
Coral Springs Florida
Religion:
Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
Education:
College graduate
Joe Pettis's Schools
Georgia State University
Atlanta,Georgia
Graduated: 2008
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: American Literature
Clubs: William Oliver Tree Climbers Club
Would you be interested in holding a convention for those who lack integrity. Because if so, I totally know if quite a few lucky mother fuckers who I can toss into the mix. -_- ha.
sweet!... well i know that in tallahassee they have comedy zone... i think thats the name. but in valdosta try to do a show at charley o's. its a bar on baytree. i dont think they have had any comedians before but they have live bands. we have a lot of friends that work there and craig may know the manager or something. oh and next door is a place called jacks library. they are both college type bars, so i bet you'd get a great crowd. now about that payment!
Really? Tomm night at the Music Box? I'm excited! We were drinking on some Miller. Not my favorite.. but I was the only one 'drinking'. Had a stressful day. How was your Thursday? I got rained out at class and didn't have many clients. So not alot of $$$.
I would hope that True Blood will be high on your list of things to quote. I'll try to stop by the box, and if you aren't quoting.. I will demand a refund...
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