About me: Joe Radio is a joegram hosted my legendary radio phenom Joe Ardinger. It airs on Saturday nights from 9-11pm east coast time on 106.7 WJFK FM in the Washington DC radio market.
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JOE RADIO VIDEO OF THE WEEK. I dunno what to make of this...
SEE HILLARY MOCK! MOCK HILLARY MOCK!
What people have been whispering about is TRUE! Unexplained phenomena...scientific anomalies… Squonk Opera will be responding to the cover-ups with ....ASTRO-RAMA!
Stand with us, and the truth will be revealed.
September 24, 25, 26 University of Maryland’s Clarice Smith PAC College Park, MD
All broadcasts begin at 8:00 p.m., are outdoors and are FREE for all bipedal primates
Don't worry friend, we escaped. We'll have to wait until Astro-Rama is revealed at UMD College Park on September 24-26. Be there with the other true believers!
Part 2 for Joe.....then shot past me .Two times I was almost killed by police cars that where in high speed chases and I just happened to be between them and who ever they were after .I worked on crab boats when I was a kid and was knocked into the drink several times .Our house was so small that the young couple that bought it built their new house around our old one and threw ours out the windows .I used to smack water moccasins in the back of the head because some asshole said they could not bite you if they were swimming .The list goes on and on .It ain't easy being me .Lots of broken bones and hundreds of stitches and staples later ,I'm still here for some reason .Now on to the reason I've explained all of this .I'm not all that scared of dying .But I want it to be interesting .Attacked by Zulu warriors at the gas station ,A crazed tiger at the grocery store .Flying wombats .Or maybe killed by one of those Russian bears that ride bikes and unicycles .A great white shark in my hiding in my closet .Last night I was at the restraint on top of the Marriott in Crystal City .A stunning view of the monuments in Washington D.C. But no smoking .So I thought that instead of going all the way down stairs ,that I would just hit the stairwell and burn one real quick .So I bounced down a couple of steps and hit the exit door to the stairwell as I'm lighting a Marlboro on way out the door .As I go through the door I'm looking at the Potomac river and the Washington Monument and the beauty that can only be appreciated from high above the city .Problem that I noticed almost immediately was that I was no longer in the building .There was no stair well .There were no steps .I had just made the dumbest move of my life .I had just walked out of the fucking 17th floor and into the wild blue yonder …. I don't scare real easy ,I'm getting old and crotchety and I figure some bodies gonna have to chop my old knowledge locker off with a sword …I may be a Hi
This is just for you Joe The True Adventures of a DumbAss Current mood: contemplative Category: Life
I'm not a 100% sure that I can come up with the necessary words to describe my adventure last night .Strange shit has happened to me all my life .I was in a 2 car accident in which ,I was hit 3 times by the same fucking car .I was chased by a complete stranger when I was a kid trying to sell encyclopedias .Did I mention that he had a butchers knife ?Or that from my point of view it looked like the biggest Samurai sword ever made ?Driving along the Outer Banks in N.C. w/ my sister (Whitecottage designs founder ) and cats kept jumping in front of my car .Noshit .Suicidal cats at the beach .I've wrecked cars ,trucks ,SUV's ,a Team Tiger Shark jet ski that was used on the pro racing circuit .I looked like I had been shot out of a cannon .I rolled and flipped for about 50 yards just skipping across the top of the lake .That one really hurt .I wrecked a horse ,I was shot at by a redneck while burying the family dog .I had never met the man in my life .And for the record ,you hear a whistling noise and a loud crack BEFORE you hear the gun shot .So I'm just standing there like a fucking retard trying to figure out Whats happening while unbeknownst to me ,I am being "zero-in" on .It took 2 shots for me to figure out what was happening and the only cover I could see was a hole that had been dug for a wiener-dog .I was twice attacked by a rabid squirrel ,The second attack came while I was showing some one exactly what had happened when that bug eyed fucker came storming in with the confidence of a undefeated heavy weight champ .That ended in a duel to the death .Obviously I won the second battle .The first time he had escaped down a storm drain ,which is odd in and of it's self . I was stalked by a fucking cow on my parents farm ,I had to carry a damned pistol with me to feed the fuckers I've had a deer jogging beside my car on an o
You ain't gonna beleive this !! If you are dumb enough to spend $20 million of your own money to get a $400 k a year job ,then I guess you don't mind begging people to keep sending you money after you got your ass handed to you by a rookie.
I have never even heard of any shit like this .My six year old can do the math on this one .The bitch is shamless .I promise you , her & Bill will be knocking over liquor stores by Thanksgiving . .......................... For the record. I didn't win either .But unlike the 'money hog' ,I just need about a hundred grand .And unlike the pig ,I will be very thankful and I'l call you and personally thank you .
aw man the legendary Joe Ardinger man i first listened to the Don and Mike show when i was 14 years old and since then im now 20 so about a good 6 years of quality radio. so to hear a familar voice on what would be a boring saturday becomes something better. thanks mr joe thanks alot.
did you hear Tony ask if I was going to work with Mike? Ha!!! Would love to but I want him to refer to me as Julie and not Debi Jarvis...ha ha ha Tell Mike hello...and smooches to you all!!!
Great show tonight! I thought the "psychic vampires" thing was going to be some kook like Don & Mike would have on to make fun of, but that was an interesting philosophical discussion that was very thought provoking. And you do great homework for all of the guests you've had on during your short tenure.
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