Genre:Stand-Up / Veterans/Legends / Musical
TV ShowsFather Ted (Father Damo) CH4 Killinascully (Timmy)RTE 1 Late Late Show RTE 1 Ryan Tubridy Show RTE 2 Ri Ra (Fergus Scully) TG4
FilmsFlying Saucers Rock n’ Roll, Swag, Braveheart, Dick Dickman PI, Jaws 5
AlbumsPublocked - The Hairy Bowsies. singles: Deep Sea Diving- Guernica. The Humming Of The Engine- Guernica. Orange and Red- Guernica.
BioGirl In A Miniskirt Reading The Bible Outside My Window by Charles Bukowski Sunday, I am eating a grapefruit, church is over at the Russian Orthadox to the west. she is dark of Eastern descent, large brown eyes look up from the Bible then down. a small red and black Bible, and as she reads her legs keep moving, moving, she is doing a slow rythmic dance reading the Bible. . . long gold earrings; 2 gold bracelets on each arm, and it's a mini-suit, I suppose, the cloth hugs her body, the lightest of tans is that cloth, she twists this way and that, long yellow legs warm in the sun. . . there is no escaping her being there is no desire to. . . my radio is playing symphonic music that she cannot hear but her movements coincide exactly to the rythms of the symphony. . . she is dark, she is dark she is reading about God. I am God.
InfluencesMeeting at Night by Robert Browning The gray sea and the long black land; And the yellow half-moon large and low: And the startled little waves that leap In fiery ringlets from their sleep, As I gain the cove with pushing prow, And quench its speed i’ the slushy sand. Then a mile of warm sea-scented beach; Three fields to cross till a farm appears; A tap at the pane, the quick sharp scratch And blue spurt of a lighted match, And a voice less loud, through joys and fears, Than the two hearts beating each to each!
About me:I was a twinkle in my fathers eye briefly. Then I worked for a while as a sperm working my way up to a foetus. After 9 months I became disillusioned and left. Then came the lost years; shit, puke, crawling around on all fours;you name it! Got myself together and went to school. Now I'm a stand up comic, actor and writer. With the help of Babies Anonymous, a support group for reformed babies, I have been on the straight and narrow for 40 years apart from the occasional relapse. ..
Who I'd like to meet:My father when he was a teenager and me when i was 8.
- Status: Divorced
- Body type: 0' 1" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Occupation: comedian/actor
Generaldairy products, cycling in normal clothes, rolling down hills, strange fruits, hank williams.
MoviesTaxi Driver, Casablanca, It's a Wonderful Life, 12 Angry Men, Fargo, Raging Bull, Diva, The Right Stuff, Central Station, La Haine, Rear Window, The Birds, Dr Strangelove, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Shadow of A Doubt, Sideways, The Last Metro, Tickets, Ghost World, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Roman Holiday, Seven Samurai, To Kill A Mockingbird, Badlands, Days Of Heaven, Downfall, Team America, A Scanner Darkly, The Thing.
BooksBright Star by John Keats Bright star! would I were steadfast as thou art-- Not in lone splendour hung aloft the night, And watching, with eternal lids apart, Like Nature's patient sleepless Eremite, The moving waters at their priestlike task Of pure ablution round earth's human shores, Or gazing on the new soft fallen mask Of snow upon the mountains and the moors-- No--yet still steadfast, still unchangeable, Pillow'd upon my fair love's ripening breast, To feel for ever its soft fall and swell, Awake for ever in a sweet unrest, Still, still to hear her tender-taken breath, And so live ever--or else swoon to death.
HeroesPaul McGrath, Nelson Mandella, Alfred Hitchcock, Donna Summer, Grover, and Dickie Rock.