Joey Mcinnis

I enjoy making vulgar gestures at nuns, stealing breast milk from babies, and peeing in public fountains. I was birthed 21 years ago in Somalia by a witch doctor who named me Eetza Lotta Vaghe which loosely translates to "I will be the coming Apocalypse to your comfort zone" but my friends call me Joey. Just like anyone I enjoy being tucked in bed at night with hot coco and kisses. But only if that coco is 2 parts whiskey and the kisses come with lots of tongue and me pulling your hair. I could give a ripe shit if you like me or not and I always take candy and puppies from strangers. On a little bit less brutal note tho, i currently claim 3 places as home, Phoenix Arizona, Fort Bragg N.C., and Baghdad Iraq. Yes those are in a particular order. Im a pretty cool cat once you get to know me and have a heart larger than most. I just hate stupid people and fat people. Oh and i have an awesome sister names sarah whom i love to death! :-P