Senator John Slowly
Senator John Slowly www.voteslowly.com/senator

Male
57 years old
WASHINGTON, WASHINGTON DC
United States



Last Login: 10/2/2008
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GeneralI like hunting, fishing, and musical theatre. I like my steak rare and my sushi deep fried.
MusicI like Johnny Cash, because he's the man in black. I like Alan Jackson, because he keeps it real. And I like Cher, because like a fine wine she'll eventually turn to vinegar. Enjoy her while you got her.
MoviesSmokey and the Bandit, Blazing Saddles, The Passion of the Christ (parts 1 and 2) The Ten Commandments, Funny Girl, Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan, Rooster Cogburn, The Shootist, The Cowboys, and Titanic.
TelevisionI like Arrested Development and Bassmaster.
BooksAll the Harry Potters and the King James Bible.... Yes, I can love both! And that kooky Christopher Moore. If there's a funnier book than Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, I have yet to come across it.
HeroesJesus Christ, Pat Buchanan, Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, Mandy Patinkan, and my good friend Bill Frist.
Groups: Military and Military SupportersRock The VoteHawkish RepublicansThe Loyal NineThe Anti-Hate LeagueWorld Artists Network (WAN)Family guyThe Cone Zone

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     Senator John Slowly's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 4" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Senator



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About me:
I am a Republican United States Senator. First and foremost I believe we must bring an end to the First Amendment, as it causes nothing but trouble. All we are doing is giving idiots the right to whine. That is not what America is about. America is about freedom and guns and God.

Read and subscribe to my blog for more brilliant insights.

Check out some more of my thoughts at www.girlswithinsurance.com

Vote Smart -- Vote Slowly.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Voters. Lots and lots of voters. Give me a baby and I'll smooch it. Vote Slowly.

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The God Who Wasn't There

The God Who Wasn't There



Oct 25 2007 1:00 AM

Happy Birthday from The God Who Wasn't There!

the god who wasn't there

Lo

Lo



Oct 24 2007 7:30 AM

Happy, happy birthday!!!

And many, many more, my friend.

Happy, happy birthday!!!

cheers and much love,
Lo
Random

Random



Oct 24 2007 3:38 AM

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Oct 19 2007 10:40 PM


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la la



Jul 30 2007 2:38 PM

Squirrels are not cute!! – click here -
The Artist Formerly Known as Mr. Muffin

Clint Plumlee



Jun 15 2007 2:22 PM

Hello Senator, why no blogs? I thought certainly that you would incorporate Paris Hilton's unfair reincarceration into your platform. Somebody in Washington needs to stand up and tell lawmakers that we will not stand for this kind of injustice!!!
You, sir, are that someone! God speed, God bless, God be with you, and every other deity-type farewell you can think of to piss off the heathen, sinning Democrats.
Joanie

Joanie



Jun 7 2007 7:51 AM

Rab1501

Rab1501



May 4 2007 5:25 PM



hope you are doing great


-eddie

The Clown...

The Clown...



Apr 25 2007 3:38 PM

Senator, the absence of your blogs is very noticeable.

I hope you are well.
Blind Monkey Band

Blind Monkey Band



Apr 24 2007 4:19 AM

HAVE A GREAT
and ROCK 'IN WEEK!!




CHEERS!

-BMB

Richard

Richard Lyman



Apr 21 2007 7:55 PM

Just stopping by to say hello.

Dave Caughey

Dave Caughey



Apr 18 2007 12:18 PM

Hi there, I hope you're having a good week :) My album is now available at iTunes, click on the pic to download. Dave


Writers @ Edit Red

Writers @ Edit Red



Apr 18 2007 7:10 AM

'City Smells' is a new literary project set up by the Edit Red Writing Community.

We are running three writing competitions, Flash Fiction, Creative Non-Fiction and Poetry, all with the theme 'City Smells. The winners of each of these competitions will win $100. But more than this, we will take the best work from each competition and compile a paperback 'City Smells' anthology. The writers who make it into the 'City Smells' anthology will each receive free copies of the book and be paid a royalty in book sales.

To submit to these competition and stand a chance of being published in the 'City Smells' book you must be a member of Edit Red, as the submission process is automated. Joining Edit Red and entering these competitions is 100% free. If you make it into the book, we will pay royalties based on book sales.

Edit Red has existed for many years and was created and is still managed today by non-fiction author Alan Emmins, creative writing teacher Chris Lee Ramsden and literary reviewer Sean Merrigan.

If you are not already a member, we hope you will join and take part in this great literary event. Sign up here for free!

Regards
Alan, Sean and Chris
noolmusic.com

noolmusic.com



Apr 11 2007 6:09 PM

Big ups!


Here is to the upcoming earth day, lets help do our individual parts to help ensure a pleasant collective future for humanity !

Noolmusic.com
celena

celena



Apr 11 2007 6:41 AM

Just wanted to say HELLO!
Blind Monkey Band

Blind Monkey Band



Apr 8 2007 5:32 AM

HAVE A GREAT
and ROCK 'IN WEEKEND!

HAPPY EASTER!

CHEERS!

-BMB

Fight Global Warming

Fight Global Warming



Apr 2 2007 7:28 PM




Thanks for your support. Keep up the good work. And be proud to live a green life. We appreciate people like you, and are glad to call you our friend.
Tom Shillue

Tom Shillue



Mar 31 2007 8:37 AM

I think my new page is "somewhat cool". Maybe I'm wrong. -click for tom on itunes-
over THE hill

over THE hill



Mar 29 2007 5:04 PM

Hey Senator John Slowly, how are you? If you got a minute, we pulled over some new things fo you. We have this video up on our page that inspired the song we sing with it. The dance is pretty unreal, and worth seeing. Also, we now have an illustrated novella for sale. It comes with the album if you order it. It's a dark story, but there's some fire in it too. We think you'll like it.
Stop over if you get the chance, and if you like what we give for free, buy a copy of the album and novella. It would help us. Hope you're doing well out there.
HipnotiQ Thursdays at the Nile Nightclub

HipnotiQ Thursdays at the Nile Nightclub



Mar 15 2007 9:46 PM



readerchick

readerchick



Mar 13 2007 4:31 PM

Have you joined the Book & Reading Discussion Forums yet?

If not, I recommend it, because members of the forum can get a free blog: Click here for more information.

It's free to join!
Gimme Credit Screenplay Competition

Gimme Credit Screenplay Competition



Mar 13 2007 3:19 PM

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Hi Senator John Slowly, We appreciate your support!
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Richard

Richard Lyman



Mar 4 2007 3:41 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD SENATOR. YOU NEED A TRIP ON THE ENTERPRISE.

Indieville

Indieville



Feb 21 2007 11:59 PM

Just wanted to say hi. Check out Indieville.net again soon for all the indie film news you can't use.

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over THE hill

over THE hill



Feb 17 2007 6:22 PM

hey Senator John Slowly, how are you? We put up new songs for your listening. Come on over when you got some spare minutes. If you feel like supporting this pre-post-apocalyptic music we make, please buy a copy of our album. We are small and poorly distributed, but we have a good album for you. Let these songs out of your computer. Hope you're doing well out there.
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