MANY MOONS AGO, THE EARTH SPEWED FORTH ONE PERFECT BEING. A SUPERHUMAN CAPABLE OF CHUGGING ALL BEERS ON EARTH AND FUCKING ANYTHING THAT MOVES. JOHN POWERS IS A TWO-TIME SUPER BOWL MVP, LION TAMER, WORLD ARM WRESTLING CHAMPION, AND SUPREME CAGEFIGHTER. HE ONCE ATE AN ENTIRE BURGER KING. HE POSSESSES MUSICAL ABILITIES HE WON BY DEFEATING SATAN IN A STARING CONTEST. HE IS THE SIZE OF BIG BEN AND BUILT LIKE A GODDAMN GORILLA. HE TRAVELS WITH HIS PEERS ONLY- DALTON, JOHN RAMBO (HIS COUSIN), AND TEEN WOLF. AVOID JOHN POWERS AT ALL COSTS UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET DEALT WITH. BUY HIS CDS OR HE WILL FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY UP. BAD.
Seriously stop sucking shit for breakfast. Who am i kidding? You are never awake for breakfast. Stop being a piece of turd and do something with yourself. How many people were lucky enough to hear these songs today? Zero. Absolutely no one. Zippy zippo nada. Not one sorry ass person. You had 'no plays' today. I cant even dis you and say "Oh snap you got played!!" because you didnt get played. No one played your songs today. Not one person wanted to listen to your songs today. How does that make you feel? Empty? Sad? Depressed? Like a baby?
