John Brian
"ih8u."

Male
21 years old
PALM COAST, Florida
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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    John Brian's Interests
Generalebola, exploration, dragons, keeping busy, finding people who hold my attention, focusing, backpacks, deep sea diving, the final frontier, not gnomes, cryptozoology, the count, cookies, chocolate milk, not taking pictures.

not all in that order.

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MusicBrand New
The Starting Line
Jay-Z
Say Anything
Three 6 Mafia
The Bled
Notorious B.I.G.
Jimmy Eat World
Set Your Goals
MoviesOceans Eleven, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Hook, Pirates of the Caribbean, Jurassic Park, Old School, Pulp Fiction, Wedding Crashers, 300, Garden State.
Televisionthe sopranos
scrubs
south park
the daily show
the colbert report
30 rock
the office
dexter
Booksfirst but most certainly not last: michael crichton.
Heroesi root for the bad guys, oh and jon stewart...
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     John Brian's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Palm Coast, Fl
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Comedian
Income:$250,000 and Higher



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   John Brian's Blurbs
About me:
The name’s John Brian. As a kid I used to spell it John Brain, go figure. I grew up in New York City and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I will actually sit there and think sometimes how cool and amazing it is that I was fortunate enough to actually say I am from there. I am not like the wannabe’s that grew up in Jersey or just outside it and actively associate themselves with it. I am actually from it, the real deal.

I am a pretty funny person. I will find a way to make you laugh, even if it means making myself look retarded in the process. I will find a way.

I am not fond of ice cream or old peoples. I curse red lights. That’s right fuck ice cream and I curse not “cuss” red lights. You put curses on things like a witch would. That is why you say God damn so-and-so; you are cursing them not cussin’ them.

I am in love with pizza… if you love pizza I think I can learn to love you as well. It is one of the foods I can truly say I would not mind eating once a day. Pizza is always there for me, no matter what even when pizza is bad it was good. Pizza is like sex. I like my women like I like my pizza; extra large, extra cheese, no meat, thick crust, lots and lots of sauce and greasy.

When I look at girls I look for something called personality. If you do not have it, you do not have me.

I am in love with college football. I live it. When it is the time for the season I am in my element. Pizza and football, that’s how John Brian’s roll.

I miss some peoples a lot more than others and currently I am a little lonely.

I have big plans and I will make them happen. Being so scattered brained is one of my most valuable weapons and yet at the same time one of my worst nightmares.

See you on the flip side. Good night and good luck.

P.S.I'm really sarcastic.


This is where I'd rather be.

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Who I'd like to meet:
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chase





Jul 6 2008 6:50 PM

yo dude!!! this past week was sick.....until we meet again
Joy [♫Karriganrocks.com♫!]





Jul 6 2008 11:05 AM

heyyyy mister.
how were the two shows minus me? :)
Austin [KarriganRocks.com]


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Jul 6 2008 10:40 AM

thanks for the pranks
littlebird.





Jul 5 2008 9:06 PM

heyy
how are you?!
jayme





Jul 5 2008 11:25 AM

HOW EXCITED ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?
blovely™





Jul 4 2008 10:57 PM

johnnn<3
Sarah





Jul 4 2008 11:58 AM

YOU

ARE

A

XENOPHOBE

AKA

PUSSY!


seriously though.. I was checking out my reflection to the left of all those picture and I was like daaamnnn girl you fine!

what are you doing tonight?
the amazing Kate [ocxh]





Jul 3 2008 3:33 PM

Thanks for the add.
It was nice meeting you last night.

xo
Christa¬





Jul 3 2008 10:04 AM

heyhey
has anyone ever told you thattt you look like John Cusack?
Amysaurus Rex [TropiKoi]





Jul 2 2008 10:41 AM

JBiZ you are my hero.
Seanny





Jul 1 2008 7:59 PM

My Mom said, 'Weensie, if you screw this up...I'll kill you!' She showed me the knife!
ANNA banana!





Jul 1 2008 10:12 AM

any day spent watching disney movies....is a day well spent!hahaha.
<33
Jsmith





Jun 28 2008 12:07 AM

my darling!
tRiCky♥tRiCk





Jun 27 2008 9:49 AM

&& we party sooooon jb:):):)
dani


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Jun 26 2008 10:33 PM

"if i ever see lil wayne, i'm asking him for my 9.99 back."

"bring that ass over here and lemme touch that cat.." hahahahah

possibly the best conversation ever last night. thank you for always being right. i know i can count on you.
Leah Marie





Jun 26 2008 7:50 PM

so i though of you today
and i really miss you goobers:]
BROOKE AMBER





Jun 26 2008 7:35 PM

Just trying to maintain consistency in what Ive always taught you.
BROOKE AMBER





Jun 26 2008 8:24 AM

Don't eat taco bell.
Torie Girl





Jun 25 2008 6:19 AM

very cool.
Vicky





Jun 24 2008 9:56 PM

JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hi :) How are you?
FIGHTIN' IRISH





Jun 23 2008 11:33 PM

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74 DAYS TO GO!

HERE COME THE IRISH!!
blovely™





Jun 23 2008 4:09 AM

ok, so i get toooo see you soon, and that is awesome.
:)
Marianne





Jun 21 2008 7:53 PM

hey you, how's it going?
Seanny





Jun 19 2008 7:24 PM

when you sleep....i dangle the tip of my peep into your ear.



you think about that for a while.
Josh





Jun 18 2008 10:19 PM

i think that we should get a whole lamb with the head and hooves and have a roast.
Kelly on Katnip





Jun 18 2008 10:10 PM

YO JOHN!
Josh





Jun 18 2008 10:06 PM

you missed out on a fine lamb taco.
dani


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Jun 17 2008 9:02 PM

you are mine friday night.
lauren





Jun 17 2008 1:17 PM

hahahahah i hate you sooooo much
Christa¬





Jun 16 2008 5:39 PM

hey you !
ajkhlaksdjf
!
Sarah





Jun 15 2008 8:34 PM

okay so that message you sent me. fucking harsh. I would slit my wrists if it were to me, I hope you didn't send it.
ANNA banana!





Jun 15 2008 8:07 PM

it's safe to say that we are pirates. we have taken over. we aren't leaving without the prize. and making sure the rum is drunken.
<3
Torie Girl





Jun 15 2008 1:30 PM

um i need you to give me detailed instructions on how to get all my itunes shit from the laptop to the computer. because i just dont know how to do stuff like that.
Kate





Jun 15 2008 11:24 AM

I like your about me, it made me laugh!!! Ahh! So you like pizza? I make... a lot of pizza. That's my job. I could make any pizza you wanted. TRUE STORY. home made.

mmm.


=-]
kate ♥


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Jun 11 2008 10:22 PM

stranger.
=[
lauren





Jun 11 2008 4:55 PM

um...french talk? haha
lauren





Jun 11 2008 12:15 AM

bonjour
Sarah





Jun 9 2008 9:24 PM

boo
Sarah





Jun 7 2008 9:13 PM

opposed to..?
ANNA banana!





Jun 6 2008 7:39 AM

are you ready?
Green Ranger Render
ANNA banana!





Jun 3 2008 3:15 PM

it's morphin' time.
SiCi Valentino





Jun 2 2008 1:56 PM

June 20th = party

your black ass better be there
jayme





Jun 2 2008 1:47 PM

I really do view you as a threat.
No joke, I mean if I was a guy you'd make me gay.
melissa;


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Jun 1 2008 4:22 PM

sour gummi worms IN new york.
Lara [Scarf Face]





Jun 1 2008 3:38 PM

you guys were so great friday night!

i was looking for you to take pictures, but i couldn't find you anywhere after the show :(
melissa;


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Jun 1 2008 8:02 AM

i have an idea.
a genius one ...
lauren





May 31 2008 7:33 PM

come see me?
ANNA banana!





May 29 2008 8:05 PM

jb. where are you? why havent we shared corny jokes lately? sad day.
:(