J0hn
"For the word of God is active and living and sharper than any two-edged sword.. Hebrews 4:12"

Male
19 years old
Selma, California
United States



Last Login: 8/29/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/johnclawson  

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    J0hn's Interests
GeneralMy interests include:

Computers
The Outdoors
Truth/Dare Jengo
The Homeless
www.instructables.com

MusicI like just about everything: excluding plain rap.

Rock (classic, alternative, indie)

Hip Hop

Oldies

Rhythm and Blues

The Abbott Experience

The guitar: I love learning something new on the guitar. It is the best! (Nachoooo)



Relient K
Good Charlotte
Weezer
Blink 182
My Chem
Jon Bon Jovi
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Bloc Party
Modest Mouse
Jack Johnson
The Kooks
Michael Jackson
Bhangra
Sum 41
more.
MoviesTommy Boy
Happy Gilmore
Billy Madison
Mr Deeds
(any Adam Sandler movie)
idk, more
TelevisionCurrently: the Olympics

Dead Series:
1. Seinfeld
2. Scrubs (technically still alive)
3. Arrested Development
4. Friends
5. Whose Line is It Anyways
6. Frasier
7. Malcolm in the Middle

Live Series:
1. The Office
2. 30 Rock! (awesome show)
3. The Simpsons
4. Family Guy
5. SNL

Oh! Yo Mamma.


George: "I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body."

"Stella!!!" -Elaine doing her best drug-induced Brando impression to Jerry's Aunt Stella

George "I'm gay! I'm a gay man! I'm very, very gay."
Allison "You're gay?"
George "Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness."
-George as he tries one more tactic to end a relationship

BooksNot Applicable
HeroesBy request:

Chris [Frickin] Leon!



Chris Farley

froto


     J0hn's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Selma
Body type:5' 10"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:G



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   J0hn's Blurbs
About me:
Ah, what to say. Its a near futile practice, writing about one's self. What attainments are made, really? In the end, you'll just have to assume that I am a coherent and trustworthy individual. To believe that you've made any withstanding realizations of one's character from the wonder we call Myspace is a fraudulent appraisal altogether. It's difficult enough to do so in person, let alone online.

www. freewebs. com/jbizzle

I like to do ordinary things, with ordinary people, on ordinary days, in ordinary places. "ord-in-ary."


Plant a tree, save a life.

FIAT LUX


"Oh sure, it's okay when a monkey does it, but when i throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime."



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Who I'd like to meet:
Colonel Sanders

TR/FDR plus Lincoln (before he was old and wrinkly)

William Buckley

Adam Sandler


   


   J0hn's Friend Space (Top 11)
J0hn has 99 friends.
 The Abbott Experience 


 Souza Flambé 


 Nathaη 


 ੴBaldeepੴ 


 RosaLinda 


 Phoebe 


 JayJK 


 Best Athlete Not Disabled 


 Lindsay 


 Bridgette 


 Russell 





J0hn's Friends Comments
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ੴBaldeepੴ





Aug 30 2008 6:30 AM

that was fukin hilarious what the hell was she doing????? hahaha yeah and she sure was on crak lol im President Charley hahahaha im pressing charges that was funny
The Abbott Experience





Aug 28 2008 8:56 PM

I don't even remember seeing this one. I wish I would have because this the best one and it would have been on the tv tomorrow. So you going next friday or what?


Preston, Hair obsessed one [M]


Is Online


Aug 28 2008 1:35 PM

Kick back has my name written all over it =]
Preston, Hair obsessed one [M]


Is Online


Aug 28 2008 2:05 AM

haha this semester im just doing night classes till i can actually afford to drive to reedley every day
Preston, Hair obsessed one [M]


Is Online


Aug 27 2008 3:52 AM

How is my crazed aggie buddy doing?
Best Athlete Not Disabled





Aug 26 2008 9:50 PM

hey johnny! it's been forever since i've seen and/or talked to you! what's been going on? i hope i get to see all of you guys sometime before i leave! i'm still being driven crazy by boredom lol
Nathaη





Aug 26 2008 6:43 AM

Bwahaha!! that sounds like an awesome video!! I would watch that and laugh... as would MILLIONS of youtubers...


We should make it... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The official myspace of Chris Leon





Aug 26 2008 5:24 AM

Sometimes we need to realize that our loved ones are effected by our good and bad decisions. some children are homeless because of the decision that their parents make. It doesn't make the consequence right, but it is still a consequence.
[♥]FaMoU$[♥]





Aug 25 2008 11:50 PM

lol.
yea iam only going monday wedsendays rite now......
then i start a class next tuesday at nite .
then i start another class like in october
[♥]FaMoU$[♥]





Aug 25 2008 10:51 PM

hey haha nothin u??
[♥]FaMoU$[♥]





Aug 25 2008 8:44 PM

JOHNNY BOY JOSEPH CLAWSON HONDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The official myspace of Chris Leon





Aug 24 2008 3:01 AM

Well sorry huh? Sorry because you would be there and you weren't? Or sorry beacuse besides me just having a broken heart from a lying friend, you will recieve consequences? that will effect more than just your heart? I don't know.......... Maybe if there are consequences I can save others from a lying JBizzle, ir even myself from being hurt again.
Nathaη





Aug 23 2008 8:06 PM

The Michael Phelps diet!
Hahahahaha!!!

Phoebe





Aug 20 2008 10:31 PM

i could not agree MORE!!
Phoebe





Aug 20 2008 1:10 AM

your background on the profile just made my DAY!!! lol
ੴBaldeepੴ





Aug 18 2008 3:55 AM

yo i just checked and i have a gap form 11-1 lol
Nathaη





Aug 18 2008 2:38 AM

This is the best video ever...

Nathaη





Aug 18 2008 1:31 AM

Johnny Boy!!!


How are you?!?!



I cant wait to tell you all about the concert!!! Check out the videos on my youtube.

www. youtube. com/dragonate89
ੴBaldeepੴ





Aug 18 2008 1:21 AM

tomorrow is the big day lol hey when are you off as in for lunch?
ådåm™ { turned his camera on }





Aug 15 2008 3:06 AM

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see more pwn and owned pictures
Souza Flambé





Aug 11 2008 6:19 PM

"Yeah, maybe that's the part I didn't see."

LOL!

Can he replace Regis forever?

Probably not, since I bet ABC is gonna get sued for that.
Mike Gootz [dB]





Aug 10 2008 9:23 PM

haha fuun. what is your major? I'm not sure if I've asked you that.

dude, when is everyone leaving again? we should all hang out, given I haven't really talked to anyone for quite some time haha
Mike Gootz [dB]





Aug 9 2008 10:06 PM

hah, just got back from Australia a couple weeks ago, last week I went to a christian camp, this week I rested, and next week I'm getting ready for school to start.
haha fuun. =)

are you ready for school?
Mike Gootz [dB]





Aug 9 2008 7:05 PM

so I saw your status, and remembered, "so... when is Gootz coming?"

how are you, sir? I haven't talked to you in a while. =)

hi!
Souza Flambé





Aug 8 2008 6:43 PM

LOL, what did you say in the e-mail?
Nathaη





Aug 8 2008 9:10 AM

I am in love with this man...




So cool!!
Nathaη





Aug 7 2008 9:22 PM

Watch it!

Souza Flambé





Aug 7 2008 7:49 PM

Who doesn't love Tina? Glasses are sexy.
JayJK





Aug 7 2008 8:07 AM

Yes, we will definitely hang out soon. And if we don't, I give you full permission to drop by my house whenever/if ever you want to drop the headphones off. Thanks for the sleep tips...maybe I can just count imaginary green butterflies. It's worth a shot.
ੴBaldeepੴ





Aug 7 2008 4:55 AM

lol no it wasnt rice they were throwing on us it they were like circling money around our heads as a blessing type of thing what they did was screw up the first half of our dance lol and my schedule i still have to add a chem class which i have to get approved by a dumbass counsler but idk when that class is offered or if i'll even be able to take it.
=/ what about you got all your classes figured?
Souza Flambé





Aug 7 2008 1:03 AM

Um, did you not see the picture that accompanied it? Maybe you should wait a while for it to load or something...

It's a poster that has Liz Lemon, and it says "has the boldness of a much younger woman." I thanked Derrick because he posted it on a bulletin.
Souza Flambé





Aug 7 2008 12:10 AM

LOL, I love your headline! Go to my profile and look at "Who I'd Like to Meet.
"
Nathaη





Aug 6 2008 11:45 PM

That it was. That it was...



Err! I don't want to cook tonight...
Bring me dinner! Or perhaps I will eat at Phoebes... or I'll drop by your house and sit at your table and say, "Wheres mah food, bitch!"
Nathaη





Aug 6 2008 11:28 PM

You are unambitious!
ੴBaldeepੴ





Aug 1 2008 9:13 PM

Hey bro check this out!!!
its me and my two lil brothers in england.
im the one in the middle if you didnt know lol.

Nathaη





Aug 1 2008 6:40 AM

Hey!
I just had to tell you how much I love We Are Scientists "Selective Memory".
You'll like Bright Eyes Cassadaga.

Have fun camping! See ya later.
=]
JayJK





Jul 31 2008 5:55 AM

ੴBaldeepੴ





Jul 29 2008 8:00 PM

hahaha know its not a trampoline lol i was joking lol but yeah you would jump on someones manhole lol you ready to go bak to skool? i still have to resignup for classes i didnt pay so i got dropped lol