Let me just say this: 2005 was a f*cked up year. That's as far back as I need to go to explain why I'm standing on a stage a few nights a week spouting my nonsense. I'm currently enjoying the high life of working open mics at 10 minutes to Midnight and looking for the next gig- any gig!- where I can get more than 5 minutes of time.
Influences
Early: Robert Klein, George Carlin, Bill Cosby, Monty Python
Later: Steve Martin, David Letterman, Steven Wright, Elayne Boosler, Marsha Warfield
Lately: Doug Stanhope, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, Paula Poundstone, and so many more
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Just your average computer nerd by day and open-mic'er by night. Looking to be less of the first and more of the second! Trying to lose some weight now so I can check out the lousy-actor scene sometime in the future. I was born to play the role of "Cop No. 3" or "Body"!! Also trying to get the writing thing going.. got some script ideas and a few more ideas for novels. Always looking for a good writing partner to work on stand-up or anything else.
Drop me a line and let me know you were here.
Here are some videos I think are a lot of fun. Enjoy!
Matrix Ping Pong (Better than Matrix 2 and 3!)
IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN "HEAT VISION & JACK", YOU MUST WATCH THIS!:
The Wet Spots with... well, the name of the song should be obvious.
OMG--I was just thinking that very same thing about the "cool new people" when I logged on. It's the same effing people all the freaking time! Myspace is making fools of us, fools I tell you!!
