John Dies at the End
"John Dies at the End"

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Last Login: 7/6/2008
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Status:Married
Hometown:Undisclosed
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:College graduate
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   John Dies at the End's Schools
Lawrenceville High School
Lawrenceville, IL
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
 

1989 to 1993



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Jul 5 2008 10:32 PM

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Jul 3 2008 7:57 PM

Now reading your book for the fourth time. Once online and now its the third in like, paper form. I lent the book around which got you four more sales. and one friend pissed I didn't convinced them read it earlier. She may never speak to me again...
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Jul 2 2008 3:47 PM

Any ideas what stores are holding these?

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Jul 1 2008 8:13 AM

Hell-O,
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Jun 25 2008 9:04 PM

I finally got off my ass and got myself a real copy. I'm not going to lie, when I saw it, I squealed like a little girl, and I hugged the thing all the way home. Also, it's bigger than I imagined. Thank you, Dave/Jason, for writing the greatest book sans the Bible.
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Jun 24 2008 10:59 PM

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Jun 24 2008 10:58 PM

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Jun 24 2008 9:51 PM

Haven't finished the book, but can only say that you are awesome. I've also read a bunch of your stuff on Cracked. You're a good man, Wong.
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Jun 24 2008 3:28 AM

You sir, are awesome.
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Jun 20 2008 9:32 PM

I bought the last copy of your book yesterday at Borders. I'll put it to good use.

It's my second one, so I'm going to probably make it a present.
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Jun 19 2008 11:57 AM

So, I'm reading you at work the other day. An attractive co-worker walks by my desk, and sees the book, and is all like, "WTF?"

I look up, and without missing a beat, respond, "I don't like surprises.
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Jun 18 2008 5:52 PM

Just bought your book!!! Way to rock man.
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Jun 15 2008 9:51 PM

I really don't know how to thank you, you have written one of the best books I have ever read. Never before has a book scared me so much. It has actually changed the way I look at the world, and once in a great while...I swear I can see something out of the corner of my eye. As a budding writer, I am inspired by your excellent writing skill. If I can ever write a story that is put on the same level as JDatE, I can call myself a success. I can't wait for the movie, with any luck, I will laugh so hard the batteries will fucking fly out.
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Jun 5 2008 8:22 AM

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Jun 3 2008 2:03 AM

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Jun 2 2008 12:34 PM

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May 31 2008 1:27 AM

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May 29 2008 4:11 PM

I just wanted you to know, that on that whole "Buy your friends" thing, I was the one who started changing your status message to a quote from the book. And from there it snowballed. Now everyone's buying you and posting their favorite quotes from the book. Score!

Every time I change my profile my quote is a quote from your book with JDatE credited, of course. People get intrigued and thusly I'm slowly reaping converts who MUST read the book that such a witty quote came from!

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May 25 2008 1:48 PM

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May 24 2008 3:48 PM

hahaha
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I'd just like to thank you for adding to my hallucinations and paranoia, in the best way possible.


I... need to buy the book soon.
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May 24 2008 3:36 PM

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May 23 2008 2:32 PM

I skipped work today and yesterday because I keep getting sucked into your book
I love the casual style of writing, keep on rockin
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May 22 2008 2:07 AM

One of the most entertaining books I've ever read.
Can't wait for the sequel to be finished! :)
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May 21 2008 5:13 PM

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May 20 2008 8:23 PM

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