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John
John I'm not that funny

Male
27 years old
WASHINGTON DC
United States



Last Login: 8/28/2009
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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Taurus


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About me:
DC area comedian who is marginally funny. Message me if you want to know more! Haha, I hate when people write that, its just a little desparate is all...I’m desparate. I also hate when people write stuff on here like "If we ain’t friends in real life don’t bother being my friend on myspace!" Nothing shows you are making a statement like rejecting an acquaintances friend request on a internet. So bitches watch out, I’m a statement maker and I’m an idiot for it.
Who I'd like to meet:
Sally and Johnny: http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

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John's Friends Comments
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Alex

alex lawson



Apr 17 2009 1:23 AM

The Billionaires' Club With The Teabaggers
Alex

alex lawson



Mar 5 2009 2:59 AM

Get Off Like a CEO
Getofflikeaceo. com

Watch​ a funny​ video​ about​ Healt​h Insur​ance CEO'​s greed​,​ and learn​ what you can do to fight​ back.
grimes

grimes



Dec 12 2008 6:52 AM

oh for sure.
i love when she's like "oh, i got a ghetto pass"
grimes

grimes



Dec 12 2008 5:19 AM

i should be studying but there's a fuckin first 48 marathon on right now.
Comedian Terry Jones(Twitter.com/tjonespoc add me)

Comedian Terry Jones(Twitter.com/tjonespoc add me)



Oct 31 2008 4:12 AM

Thanks for the add.....I hope all went well with NBC...

Terry Jones
grimes

grimes



Oct 26 2008 11:00 PM

http://www. hipsterrunoff. com/
"oh, those are my hipster friends"
-john mcbride
Freddi Vernell

Freddi Vernell



Oct 22 2008 3:11 PM

It was nice working with you at the Atlas Theater! You are a funny dude! Hugs.
grimes

grimes



Sep 29 2008 1:57 AM

hipster winter olympics?!
grimes

grimes



Sep 28 2008 12:29 AM

what if at black churches everyone danced like that when the "caught the spirit"? i'd probably go more often. any by more often i mean go.
MarcusBrownOnline.com

MarcusBrownOnline.com



Sep 3 2008 5:23 AM

2 for 2
(and they were opposite sides of the spectrum: Top Gun quotes and E=MC squared)

...if you know the ingredients in baking soda I will vote for you for Pres.
grimes

grimes



Aug 25 2008 3:47 AM

BIDEN. I CALLED IT. I FORGET HOW MUCH MONEY YOU OWE ME, BUT I KNOW ITS AT LEAST A LOTTO TICKET.

CAPS LOCK SON!
Three Muses

Three Muses



Aug 23 2008 5:21 PM

We've been busy updating our photos and our online store at www. threemusesart. etsy. com .
Stop in and have a look when you get a chance.

If you have plans to be in the DC area in September/ October, be sure to look at our calender... we'll be all over the area!

Best,
Monique







grimes

grimes



Aug 22 2008 4:19 AM

the press conference was classic but more importantly - how did our old friend find out about the shows? i thought he was some sort of ballin CEO or something? regardless, i'll spread the word about NHJS in the lone star state
Jermaine

Jermaine



Jul 24 2008 4:00 PM

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Don Thomas

Don Thomas



Jul 17 2008 6:02 AM

Boston has a good NBA team!
grimes

grimes



Jul 8 2008 11:09 PM

Photobucket
some sort of baller point pen
Three Muses

Three Muses



Jun 14 2008 3:55 AM

We're having a YART sale! Check out the great savings in our Etsy Shop, now through June 20.
The Real Greg Stevens

gregory stevens



Jun 11 2008 10:20 PM

THE FUNNIEST FATHER'S DAY SHOW IN TOWN!Photobucket
The Real Greg Stevens

gregory stevens



Jun 11 2008 9:45 PM

THE FUNNIEST FATHER'S DAY SHOW IN TOWN!
Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic

Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic



May 24 2008 9:16 PM

~* R Rox *~

~* R Rox *~



May 18 2008 3:56 PM

Heeeey! ;-)
Don Thomas

Don Thomas



May 13 2008 1:48 AM

I'm watching WWE's monday night raw... it's not that good.
Remember Doink the clown that is my kind of pro wrestler!!!
Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic

Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic



May 10 2008 3:11 PM

Mike Way

Mike Way



May 1 2008 1:15 PM

Happy Birthday McBrizzle! So I guess now's not the best time to tell you about those test results...
HustleJawn...

HustleJawn...



May 1 2008 12:24 PM

happy birthday gramps! not hating, just saying :)...to enjoy the day!
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