Jeremiah Koggswheat, inventor of the Shepton Mallet. Barry Teeth, wig farmer. Sir Norman Vesttttttttttttttttt. Glott. Stanley Rheumanoidman. Cedric Popemobile. Trebor Hattingtonnn(n). Lenny Grittt. Bazil Fortnumshield, who can run a mile in lengths. Miriam Puce-gable, friend of the aforesaid. The Aforesaid - new Britpop pensioner hybrid band. Hyblid Kingdomranch - a strangely named man. Peter. Nosher Puggs, world disco-dancing champion and biscuit barrel manufacturer. Charles Tokenlegg-McGambit, ex-all England Rotary Club champion. Queen Phosphate of the Netheregions. Barry Ohdear, man of a thousand crisp packets. Phable Cruickshank, winner of the 1993 Orange Puma Award. Gronak Shadesley, part fish, part buffalo. Derek Growbags. Paleface McGhee. Daphne Gonnnnnnnnnnnnntrappedbison, author of 'Where has all the cutlery gone?' a tale of derring do set amongst the cabbages in Dundeeshire. Bill Tuttt-tuttt, inventor of silage.
I live within a walnut on the planet of Trebor, more specifically, in London. My parents were hedgehogs, and my cousins were cogmenders by Royal appointment. I began life in the spring of '444, a leaf protruding from my hat, and an aubergine balanced precariously on my elbow. I then went to school and found only chaffinches would be my friends except on the thirty-fifth of the month, when a spaceship would emerge from its shed and the aliens would take me around Penge for a few quid. I then left school and went to work in the town centre as a mollusc. It was a tiring job and although offered promotion I decided instead to join the Albertross Association, and enjoyed flying through the sky with a devil-may-care attitude. After some time I was employed as a sceneshifter with the local bank. After a week they realised there were no scenes to shift and I was fired. I then became a telephone sales operative for the county, and astride my faithful horse, Warlock, I would phone various people-oids in search of things and stuff. I then took up the guitar and began to sing in a band, The Unit Trusts. We went on a massive tour of my house and played a final triumphant gig in the airing cupboard. Then we split up and I became more interested in yaks. After making my own yak out of shoe trees and camemberts, I decided to try my hand at comedy, armed only with a clockface. I wrote some daft radio shows for Resonance 104.4FM (www.resonancefm.com) and internet station Comedy 365(www.comedy365.co.uk) and continue to do so in a continuative manner. I also do stuff for the Funny Or Die website. I plan to write my own tv and radio comedy shows and also plan to go on a world tour of Lowestoft Library riding around on a tractor and/or coin. Long live the Prussian Empire, and good luck to Henry Schlappers, who likes counting chimps and has invented a special chimpometer for that sort of thing. By the way, both my father and my wife were born in a barrel in the English coastal town of Chaydsley. So they say(y).
THE JOHN DREDGE PROGRAMME SHOW EPISODE 437.2 AND A HALF
Hey John, ok well make that dancing and looking cool in corners (you can have the job of making everyone laugh in the breaks if you like, should be about 100 there so a captive audience! Hope you're ok, haven't seen you in an age!!!! x
Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat?
A while ago I found stuff that inspired me to make this film:
Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella
Both artistic (ensure you get the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice.
Though source materials are quite aged, much remains relevant today.
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