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john evans
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john evans I AM A HALF-MAN HALF WALRUS CREATURE!!!!!

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98 years old
Sherman Oaks
United States



Last Login: 12/7/2009
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   john evans's Comedian Bio
BioI started out like many great comedians, in Tulsa Oklahoma with an Andy Roony impression and a dream . I moved to Minneapolis Mn., dropped the Andy Rooney impression, and in 2002 I preformed at the Montreal Comedy Festival’s "new faces" show. A role in a film at the Sundance Film Festival soon followed. Now living in Los Angeles I perform regularly at the Comedy and Magic Club, and the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. I have had the unique pleasure of opening up for comedic legends George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Mitch Hedberg and Lewis Black. I have recently done shows on the "Friends of Bob and Tom" tour and can be heard regularly on their syndicated radio show.
Websitejohnevanscomedy.com
InfluencesMy influences are many....Me ten favorite in order would be:Bill Hicks, Steve Martin, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, Andy Kaufman, Jerry Seinfeld, Don Rickles, Dennis Miller. Other comedians I have been influenced by: Robert Hawkins, Franklin Ajaye, Dave Attell, Robert Klien, Brian Regan, Jake Johanssen, Drake Sather, Bobby Slayton, Woody Allen, Jay Leno, Daniel Tosh, Sam Kenison, Ron White, Lewis Black, Emo Phillips, Mitch Hedberg, David Cross, Isaac Witty, Roger Rittenhouse,Todd Glass and many more!!!!
TV ShowsLast Comic Standing(semi-finalist 2008) Last Comic Standing NBC (2007) , Live @ Gotham COMEDY CENTRAL (2007)
FilmsChillocothe (Sundance film Festivsl 1998)
AlbumsI have a CD called "high plains thrifter" availible on my web site.......

    john evans's Interests
GeneralI love doing Stand-up comedy and writing comedy. But my true passion is JUNKING! Antique malls , flea markets and thrift stores. Places called Value Village and Traders World and Discount Thrift. Pretty much any place that has any combination of the words Value, Thrift or Traders. I like the fact that Thift Stores kind of act like a regular department store....But I've never been to a regular department store that smells like my grandma's house.
MusicI collect albums so my tastes stray toward a time gone by. The state of music is dire. Look at the billboard top 40 it is INSANE!!! Paris Hiltons album debuted at NUMBER 6!!!!!!!!! Anyway my favorites are: Booker T and the M.G's, The Clash, Cream, The Beastie Boys, Jimmy Smith, Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, The White Stripes, Jimi Hendrix, Dizzy Gillespe, Freddie Hubbard,The Who, The Dave Clark Five, AC/DC (particularly the Bon Scott era), Slayer,Scott Joplin, Isaac Hayes, David Bowie, The Cult, Judas Priest, The Doors, The Beach Boys, Johnny Rivers, Otis Redding, Jerry Reed, Johnny Cash, Grandmaster Flash, Jeff Beck, Iron Maiden, Joan Jett, Buck Owens, Lou Rawls, Sergio Mendes and Brasil '66, ZZ Top, Motley Crue, Metallica, Primus, The Sex Pistols, The Rolling Stones, Marshall Tucker Band, The Faces, Ike and Tina Turner, Buddy Holly, Eddie Cochrine, Anything by Phil Spector, Anything produced by Rick Rubin!!!!!
MoviesJust the top twenty here...... ..1. Its a mad mad mad mad world. ..2. Raising Arizona ..3. Goodfellas ..4. Fast Times at Ridgemont High ..5. Dead Men Don't Wear Plad ..6. The King Of Comedy ..7. One Flew Over the Coo coo's nest ..8. Spinal Tap ..9. Taxi Driver ..10 Caddy Shack ..11. Easy Rider ..12. Boogie Nights ..13. The Jerk ..14. The Big Lebowski ..15. Blue Velvet ..16. Streetcar Named Desire ..17. Cool Hand Luke ..18. Dr. Strangelove ..19. J.F.K ..20. Apocolypse Now
BooksBooks are a funny thing. They are almost essential to aquire knowlege and yet heavy and hard to store if you move around alot. Anyway,having said that, I love John Steinbeck. Grapes of wrath is a master work. Hells Angels, Fear and Loathing..., Great Shark Hunt and Curse of Lono are must reads from the Hunter S. Thompson collection. David Sedaris is an absolute unmitigated GENIUS. Holidays on Ice, Naked, Barrel Fever!!!!!!! Five stars and Two thumbs up. I love William Burroughs and Jack Kerouac and Charles Bukowski. Oh yeah, Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein is key!!!!
HeroesHall and Oats !!!!! I consider them to be the Lennon and McCartney of my generation. Man-eater? Are you freaking kidding me???????????????

     john evans's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Pleasanton Ca.
Body type:7' 4" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Native American
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Dean of Satire
Income:$250,000 and Higher


   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 5 2009 8:00P
wileys Dayton OH
Nov 6 2009 8:00P
wileys Dayton OH
Nov 7 2009 8:00P
wileys Dayton OH
Nov 10 2009 8:00P
Acme Comedy Co. Minneapolis MN
Nov 11 2009 8:00P
Acme Comedy Co. Minneapolis MN
Nov 12 2009 8:00P
Acme Comedy Co. Minneapolis MN
Nov 13 2009 8:00P
Acme Comedy Co. Minneapolis MN
Nov 14 2009 8:00P
Acme Comedy Co. Minneapolis MN
Nov 25 2009 8:00P
The Funny Bone Huntington WV
Nov 26 2009 8:00P
The Funny Bone Huntington WV
Nov 27 2009 8:00P
The Funny Bone Huntington WV
Nov 28 2009 8:00P
The Funny Bone Huntington WV
Dec 16 2009 8:00P
the loony bin tulsa OK
Dec 17 2009 8:00P
the loony bin tulsa OK
Dec 18 2009 8:00P
the loony bin tulsa OK
Dec 19 2009 8:00P
the loony bin tulsa OK
Jan 6 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Wichita KS
Jan 7 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Wichita KS
Jan 9 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Wichita KS
Jan 10 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Wichita KS
Jan 13 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Little Rock AR
Jan 14 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Little Rock AR
Jan 15 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Little Rock AR
Jan 16 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Little Rock AR
Jan 20 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Oklahoma City OK
Jan 21 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Oklahoma City OK
Jan 22 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Oklahoma City OK
Jan 23 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Oklahoma City OK
Jan 24 2010 8:00P
The Loony Bin Oklahoma City OK
Feb 4 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone Bloomington IL
Feb 5 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone Bloomington IL
Feb 6 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone Bloomington IL
Feb 10 2010 8:00P
Crackers Broad Ripple IN
Feb 11 2010 8:00P
Crackers Broad Ripple IN
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Crackers Broad Ripple IN
Feb 13 2010 8:00P
Crackers Broad Ripple IN
Feb 14 2010 8:00P
Crackers Broad Ripple IN
Feb 17 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone Des Moines IA
Feb 18 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone Des Moines IA
Feb 19 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone Des Moines IA
Feb 20 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone Des Moines IA
Feb 21 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone Des Moines IA
Mar 11 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone Bloomington IN
Mar 12 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone Bloomington IN
Mar 13 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone Bloomington IN
Apr 1 2010 8:00P
Go Bananas Cincinatti OH
Apr 2 2010 8:00P
Go Bananas Cincinatti OH
Apr 3 2010 8:00P
Go Bananas Cincinatti OH
Apr 4 2010 8:00P
Go Bananas Cincinatti OH

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   john evans's Blurbs
About me:
I am a stand-up comedian living in Los Angeles. I used to live in Oklahoma, Minnesota, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Ohio, New Jersey and a few other places. I love sno-cones,slushes, icee's, popcicles and fla-vor-ice (you can have otter pops).I have an amazing 12 year old son Nathan. I also have 8 tropical fish named Paris, Jake and The fat man, Mary-Kate and Ashley, Red and Rum, weezy.( Sadly my crab Francios has passed.) Other than that, my personal life is shrouded in mystery.

Who I'd like to meet:
Dick Allen, Hunter S. Thompson, Jim Henson, Lenny Bruce, Col. Sanders, Steve Martin, Robert Crumb, Frank Lloyd Wright, Adam West, Jim Morrison, Rod Carew, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, The Beastie Boys, Every member of the 1979 Pittsburgh Pirates, Charles Darwin, Elvis Presley, Andy Kaufman, Bill Hicks, John Belushi, Jerry Rice, Edgar Allen Poe, Charles Bukowski, Hugh Hefner, Jak Nicholson, Joe Montana, Robert Deniro, Martin Scorcesee, Joe Montana, Jack Kerouac, Tim Burton, Steve Cropper, Angus Young, Sam Kenison, Jim Varney and Solil Moon Frye.

   


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Kristy Michelle aka Kris

Kristy Sayles



Dec 3 2009 2:54 AM

Call me babe. I want 2 talk 2 you before you come 2 Tulsa.........
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Nov 26 2009 4:19 PM


 

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Kristy Michelle aka Kris

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Nov 19 2009 3:10 PM

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Dirty Blond

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Nov 3 2009 8:11 PM

Still in Winnetka?  Good luck at Acme next week!
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Nov 1 2009 2:11 AM

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Dirty Blond

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Oct 5 2009 10:26 PM

I love hot moms.
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Aug 28 2009 6:34 AM

God damnit John Evans. You rolled a subpar joint tonight while enduring some rather shifty maneuvers in a 2 dr Honda. You aren't the father figure I thought you might be to me...
Big Mike, The Kingpin

Mike Iles



Aug 25 2009 5:56 PM

Hey John.  I guess I will see you in December when you come back to Tulsa.

By the way, Bump Wills says hello.
Kristy Michelle aka Kris

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Monica DiGuilio



Jul 28 2009 2:07 AM

Hey John,
Just stoping in to say hello. My cell is turned off for the moment. Hope all is well. I see your working like crazy, as usual.
Talk to you soon,
Monica
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Mortys Comedy Joint



Jul 17 2009 1:46 PM

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Jul 13 2009 7:23 PM

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The Jade

Jade Haggard



Jul 8 2009 11:44 PM

Jonny B-Bop! Hey you sexy scat cat! Miss you dearly but not queerly...haha I went into this Antique store in my hometown today and thought of you the WHOLE TIME! Still lookin' for a jacket like yours... Hope to see you soon! *hand hug*
Sheri

Sheri



Jun 24 2009 2:14 PM

Thanks for the add John! Loved seeing ya in Omaha..we'll cya when your back in town!!
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Monica DiGuilio



Jun 11 2009 8:21 PM

Just stopping in to say HI. How's everything? Looks like your busy! I just went up to my brother's for my B-day (don't worry I just took out the card you gave me for all my future birthdays, 20 yrs ago!) My brother is living in Tahoe now.

I don't get on myspace that much anymore. You should check out Face Book, all our old friends from P-town are on there! Our 20yr reunion is coming up in Sept.(I think). I'll let you know when I hear anything.
Talk to you soon,
Monica
Big Mike, The Kingpin

Mike Iles



May 25 2009 3:03 AM

When are you making a swing back through Oklahoma?
Kristy Michelle aka Kris

Kristy Sayles



May 17 2009 7:33 PM

How are you bud? I sure miss ya!!!
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Kristy Michelle aka Kris

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Apr 28 2009 9:13 AM

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