Interior decorating, Wry detachment, getting to 2nd base, being nice, being mean, Fibonacci sequence, parallel parking, chocolate, coffee, building a fort with the couch cushions, using ellipsises....ice cream, Mike Lai's cheesecake, root beer, making merry, reverse-engineering, idiot mittens, snowball fights, Nanobots, Biggie Fries, Disco naps a.k.a. schnussing, the three-second rule, chicken boobs, bagpipes, bacon, going commando, mocking all forms of pseudoscience that have somehow become survival guides for the tragically gullible (astrology, feng shui, green tea, St. John's Wort), getting picked last in kickball, observation and objectivity, wearing pajamas all day, eating meat exclusively (I'm cellulose-intolerant), making cookies, piercings and tattoos (good ones only), Sabermetrics, brushing my teeth, talking, not talking, punching holes in walls(very therapeutic, and you can't get arrested for it), hot chocolate w/ whipped cream, arguing, fractions, giving blood, getting hit by cars, Soda Bears.
Music
I will not be adding your shitty band.
Movies
Anything with Jason Statham in it.
Television
24 (I'm late to this party, but oh well), MTV Rock 'N' Jock Basketball, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (the Joel years), Robot Chicken, Arrested Development, The Venture Brothers, C-SPAN, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, the Wire, Seinfeld, Gilmore Girls, Antiques Roadshow, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Simpsons (before it started to suck, pre-1998), Family Guy, Law + Order, King of the Hill, Strong Bad e-mails, and Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad.
Books
I read Newsweek instead of nothing.
Heroes
Omar Lil' Abner Batman Jack Knight Sen. Joe Lieberman Don Imus Jay Gatsby (good call Kevin) Fred and George Weasley Daryl Zero Det. William Sommerset Alex Trebek (before he shaved his moustache) Payback Joe Hallenbeck Christopher Hitchens Quiz Kid Donnie Smith Lance Armstrong Dr. R. Quincy
Also: Vaclav Havel, MLK, Roy Lichtenstein, Pat Tillman, Quentin Tarantino (as long as he doesn't act), Albert Einstein, Dugans Fife, Jack Bauer (A.K.A. "24")
John Foley's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Gotham City, New Jersey
Body type:
6' 0" / Body builder
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Unreliable narrator
Income:
$60,000 to $75,000
John Foley's Schools
Otis College Of Art And Design
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Digital Media, 3D Design
Clubs: Max Fischer Players
Norwalk High School
Norwalk, CONNECTICUT
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: not doing homework
Clubs: Hanging out with people that smoked and had mullets.
1985 to 1989
John Foley's Companies
Bareknuckle Studios Los Angeles, CA US 3-D animator Sundry
About me: I've never eaten at a Hooter's. I wear socks to bed almost all the time. I think it's because I get cold feet very easily, and no that's not meant to be allegorical. My toes are prehensile. I can break all the fingers on a grown man's hand using only my toes.
I can move several times my body weight with relative ease.
I think standardized testing serves a purpose.
I believe that affirmative action is well-intentioned on the surface, but falls apart upon inspection. It does not make me a racist, sexist, or homophobe to state that all people should be judged on their character and their merit, and nothing else. I think that my way is the best and the fairest, don't you?
I hate admitting when I'm wrong, but I'll do it. I don't let it happen very often. I'm a smug bastard.
I think Naomi Watts would have made a better Tank Girl.
And.... Larcen kills.
Hmmm...I wonder what superhero I am?
Your results: You are Superman
Superman
100%
Green Lantern
70%
Iron Man
70%
Supergirl
65%
Robin
55%
Spider-Man
50%
The Flash
50%
Hulk
50%
Wonder Woman
45%
Batman
30%
Catwoman
20%
You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.
You are smarter than a fifth grader. no doubt. There is no need for you to retake school. Keep on doing your brain excersise like sudokus and crossword puzzles, and you'll soon be smarter than a sixth grader! Good work!
Thanks for being a friend! Your support for Magnum Farce makes its current success all the more kick-ass.
In addition to wins at Action On Film Int'l film fest, CA, and The Indie Gaterhing Int'l Film Fest, OH, Magnum Farce is now an Official selecttion at the 2009 Cinema City Int'l Film Fest. (View to The Indie Gathering event, August 15th, HERE).
Another fest, voted "Top 25 Film Festivals Worth Entering" by MovieMaker magazine has accepted Bella Fe Film's CG Animated spoof of Dirty Harry films for screening and award consideration.
About CCIFF: "Our festival board members consist of top industry professionals, as well as Oscar-winning writers and producers. Each and every submission is carefully screened and is not only a candidate for festival exhibit, but is also considered for in-house production."
The exclusive WORLD PREMIERE of the entire short film Magnum Farce: A Shot in the Park, the CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films, streams ONE DAY ONLY on the worlds #2 English language streaming short film and animation site, BeatnikTV.
My CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films, Webisodes are up on FunnyOrDie.com/BellaFeFilms,
Here's the latest. If you like them, please take a moment to vote:
I figure you would want to order this DVD as a fan of cutting edge digital animation, and cats. Be sure to watch at least until the jewish dog comes in with Hava Nagela
It's 5:00 in the morning and I was up a lot last night with Austin since he has the flu-so I didn't check my last comment too well-but it is "the Rob Morrow debacle" and the "baby should count himself lucky"-does this make more sense.
Ashley Simpson named her baby Bronx Mowgli-that's it-stars are no longer allowed to name their children. The Rob Morrow baby Tu was bad enough-but this is too much. And shouldn't it be The Bronx. I guess they are really fond of Rudyard Kipling-and the could should count himself lucky they didn't name him Riki Tiki Tavi-but WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Thanks for being a friend! Your support for Magnum Farce makes its current success all the more kick-ass.
