John Foley
John Foley
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Male
37 years old
Coast City, California
United States



Last Login: 10/24/2009
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    John Foley's Interests
GeneralInterior decorating, Wry detachment, getting to 2nd base, being nice, being mean, Fibonacci sequence, parallel parking, chocolate, coffee, building a fort with the couch cushions, using ellipsises....ice cream, Mike Lai's cheesecake, root beer, making merry, reverse-engineering, idiot mittens, snowball fights, Nanobots, Biggie Fries, Disco naps a.k.a. schnussing, the three-second rule, chicken boobs, bagpipes, bacon, going commando, mocking all forms of pseudoscience that have somehow become survival guides for the tragically gullible (astrology, feng shui, green tea, St. John's Wort), getting picked last in kickball, observation and objectivity, wearing pajamas all day, eating meat exclusively (I'm cellulose-intolerant), making cookies, piercings and tattoos (good ones only), Sabermetrics, brushing my teeth, talking, not talking, punching holes in walls(very therapeutic, and you can't get arrested for it), hot chocolate w/ whipped cream, arguing, fractions, giving blood, getting hit by cars, Soda Bears.
MusicI will not be adding your shitty band.

MoviesAnything with Jason Statham in it.
Television24 (I'm late to this party, but oh well), MTV Rock 'N' Jock Basketball, Mystery Science Theater 3000 (the Joel years), Robot Chicken, Arrested Development, The Venture Brothers, C-SPAN, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, the Wire, Seinfeld, Gilmore Girls, Antiques Roadshow, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Simpsons (before it started to suck, pre-1998), Family Guy, Law + Order, King of the Hill, Strong Bad e-mails, and Jackie Rogers Jr.'s $100,000 Jackpot Wad.
BooksI read Newsweek instead of nothing.
Heroes
Omar

Lil' Abner

Batman

Jack Knight

Sen. Joe Lieberman

Don Imus

Jay Gatsby (good call Kevin)

Fred and George Weasley

Daryl Zero

Det. William Sommerset

Alex Trebek (before he shaved his moustache)

Payback

Joe Hallenbeck

Christopher Hitchens

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

Lance Armstrong

Dr. R. Quincy
Also:
Vaclav Havel, MLK, Roy Lichtenstein, Pat Tillman, Quentin Tarantino (as long as he doesn't act), Albert Einstein, Dugans Fife, Jack Bauer (A.K.A. "24")

     John Foley's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Gotham City, New Jersey
Body type:6' 0" / Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Unreliable narrator
Income:$60,000 to $75,000

   John Foley's Schools
Otis College Of Art And Design
Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Digital Media, 3D Design
Clubs: Max Fischer Players
 

1999 to 2003
Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven, CONNECTICUT
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Art, kind of
Clubs: Drinking cough syrup.
 

1995 to 1996
Norwalk High School
Norwalk, CONNECTICUT
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: not doing homework
Clubs: Hanging out with people that smoked and had mullets.
 

1985 to 1989

   John Foley's Companies
Bareknuckle Studios
Los Angeles, CA US
3-D animator
Sundry

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About me:
I've never eaten at a Hooter's. I wear socks to bed almost all the time. I think it's because I get cold feet very easily, and no that's not meant to be allegorical. My toes are prehensile. I can break all the fingers on a grown man's hand using only my toes. I can move several times my body weight with relative ease. I think standardized testing serves a purpose. I believe that affirmative action is well-intentioned on the surface, but falls apart upon inspection. It does not make me a racist, sexist, or homophobe to state that all people should be judged on their character and their merit, and nothing else. I think that my way is the best and the fairest, don't you? I hate admitting when I'm wrong, but I'll do it. I don't let it happen very often. I'm a smug bastard.
I think Naomi Watts would have made a better Tank Girl.
And....

Larcen kills.

Hmmm...I wonder what superhero I am?
Your results:
You are Superman
Superman
100%
Green Lantern
70%
Iron Man
70%
Supergirl
65%
Robin
55%
Spider-Man
50%
The Flash
50%
Hulk
50%
Wonder Woman
45%
Batman
30%
Catwoman
20%
You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

That's reassuring.
You are 100% Smarter than a fifth grader.
 

You are smarter than a fifth grader. no doubt. There is no need for you to retake school. Keep on doing your brain excersise like sudokus and crossword puzzles, and you'll soon be smarter than a sixth grader! Good work!

are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz







www.3D.sk: source of human photo references for 3D modeling and texturing
Who I'd like to meet:
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I'd rather take the stairs than share the elevator with someone.
I like this guy though.



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Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



Oct 28 2009 6:29 PM



Los Angeles Comedy Festival hosts
Magnum Farce: A Shot in the Park
WHEN: Mon. Nov. 16, 7:30pm
WHERE:
ACME Comedy Theatre
135 N. La Brea Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90036
( Google Map )
HOW MUCH:
$10 ( + $1.50 service charge ) online
$12 at the door ( if not sold out )
PURCHASE AT: www.LAComedyfest.com
Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



Aug 11 2009 10:50 PM

Thanks for being a friend! Your support for Magnum Farce makes its current success all the more kick-ass.

In addition to wins at Action On Film Int'l film fest, CA, and The Indie Gaterhing Int'l Film Fest, OH, Magnum Farce is now an Official selecttion at the 2009 Cinema City Int'l Film Fest. (View to The Indie Gathering event, August 15th, HERE).

Another fest, voted "Top 25 Film Festivals Worth Entering" by MovieMaker magazine has accepted Bella Fe Film's CG Animated spoof of Dirty Harry films for screening and award consideration.

About CCIFF: "Our festival board members consist of top industry professionals, as well as Oscar-winning writers and producers. Each and every submission is carefully screened and is not only a candidate for festival exhibit, but is also considered for in-house production."
DaZe: Vol. Too (sic) - NonSenSE

DaZe: Vol. Too (sic) - NonSenSE



Jul 16 2009 9:53 PM

Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



May 4 2009 6:01 PM


The exclusive WORLD PREMIERE of the entire short film Magnum Farce: A Shot in the Park, the CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films, streams ONE DAY ONLY on the worlds #2 English language streaming short film and animation site, BeatnikTV.

When:

  Wednesday, May 06, 2009
   9pm UK/GMT
   9pm US Eastern
   9pm US Pacific    

Find your local time HERE !


Where:   www.myspace.com/beatnikmusictv
Cant make it? :-(
You can still see all three webisodes at www.funnyordie.com/bellafefilms/videos

Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



Apr 3 2009 2:37 AM

Hey John,
For best quality, please check out:
FunnyOrDie.com/BellaFeFilms

The final installment of the Magnum Farce saga (or is it???) is up.
Webisode Three:



www.MagnumFarceMovie.com
Edward G. Gunn, P.I.

Edward G. Gunn



Mar 29 2009 12:23 AM

Thanks for Adding and Supporting E.G.G.
Hard-Boiled Detective Noir Comics!
Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



Mar 28 2009 1:42 PM

Thanks for being a friend, John!

My CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films, Webisodes are up on FunnyOrDie.com/BellaFeFilms,
Here's the latest.
If you like them, please take a moment to vote:


www.MagnumFarceMovie.com
Dené

Dené



Mar 15 2009 6:40 PM

Dené

Dené



Feb 14 2009 8:11 PM

The Lawsons

The Lawsons



Feb 6 2009 9:44 PM

What happened to your blogs?
Sad.
:(
Woody Done Got Hitched

Bryan Wood



Jan 29 2009 4:28 PM

THE WRECK!

Divya

Divya



Jan 19 2009 5:19 PM

it's 'cos i have a penis.
:(
April Winchell

April Winchell



Jan 9 2009 2:47 AM

Kim Brittingham

Kim Brittingham



Dec 23 2008 5:23 PM

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Chuck

Chuck



Dec 18 2008 5:51 PM

Dené

Dené



Dec 13 2008 11:48 PM

youve probly seen this but since i'm too short...
matt injection

matt injection



Dec 11 2008 8:18 PM

i'm sick of all this talk about heath ledger getting an oscar nomination.
does the public forget the fine portrayal of the joker by caesar romero!!??
Caesar Romero Pictures, Images and Photos
Woody Done Got Hitched

Bryan Wood



Dec 10 2008 4:49 PM

I figure you would want to order this DVD as a fan of cutting edge digital animation, and cats. Be sure to watch at least until the jewish dog comes in with Hava Nagela

TANK

TANK



Dec 3 2008 9:30 AM

at fathers office in culver...
TANK

TANK



Dec 3 2008 9:29 AM

come to dinner for my birthday on saturday
Miss_Fonebone

Miss_Fonebone



Dec 2 2008 7:46 AM

For your very belated birthday gift, I made a Lego Miniman video featuring you & April, plus a special guest star... see link here & enjoy!! :)
http://www. gominimango. com/miniyou/?n4xp9wy73mbyhrb0chee4240
The Lawsons

The Lawsons



Dec 2 2008 7:07 AM

Now all I have to send for the two of you is some adult diapers and a case of peanut M&M's.

Apple Something

Apple Something



Nov 25 2008 6:29 AM

Oh, your age has changed! Well, happy birthday, as late as I am.
Nancy

Nancy



Nov 22 2008 10:21 AM

It's 5:00 in the morning and I was up a lot last night with Austin since he has the flu-so I didn't check my last comment too well-but it is "the Rob Morrow debacle" and the "baby should count himself lucky"-does this make more sense.
Nancy

Nancy



Nov 22 2008 10:17 AM

Ashley Simpson named her baby Bronx Mowgli-that's it-stars are no longer allowed to name their children. The Rob Morrow baby Tu was bad enough-but this is too much. And shouldn't it be The Bronx. I guess they are really fond of Rudyard Kipling-and the could should count himself lucky they didn't name him Riki Tiki
Tavi-but WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
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