John
女性 / 即興表演 / 幽默短劇
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www.cowboyandjohn.com took your mom to the prom.
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28 歲
NEW YORK, NY
美國
上次登入時間： 2009/8/11
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| 簡介 | I grew up on Chicago's South Side, the roughest part of Chicago. A lot of days I had to fight a lot. Some days were better, and I didn't have to fight as much. Other days were harder, and I had to fight a lot more. Sometimes I had to fight three or four times in a day. But we all did. I was nothin' special. Me and Sully once got jumped comin' out of the T.J. Maxx on West Fullerton. They tried to steal our new flip flops, but we beat their asses. Sully's pants got pulled down, though. I also perform at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. |
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A jolly old swine who can't keep his hands out of the tart basket. A winsome loon who delights all with his pageantry. A glorious warrior king driving his enemies before him. A sassing bastard whom people feel compelled to plot against. A hulking baboon wielding his genitals like a billy club, and human onlookers can sense a deeper thought process at play. A light of understanding unique to this randy but focused ape. Sometimes they put papers in front of him. Pictures or equilateral triangles. Sometimes the baboon traces them in the dirt. Sometimes he adds to them his own dark and troubled details. A smiling clown was redrawn as a horrible stroke victim clown, palsied, locked in a scream of pain. And always the monkey was silent, never making even a grunt. They knew he wasn't mute because sometimes he would cry out in his sleep. Terrible things about bandits and winged horrors. Little by little he grew out of it, though.
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