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John Heffron
Stand-Up / Asian / Veterans/Legends
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Male
103 years old
Los Angeles/Detroit, MICHIGAN
United States



Last Login: 7/12/2009
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If you’re adding me as a friend, please don’t be offended if your friend request is not accepted immediately. However, if a week has passed and your request hasn’t been approved, please e-mail me. My account likes to "eat" friend requests, and sometimes I never see them! So if it’s been a week and you haven’t been approved, it’s not because I’m ignoring you! Also, if you’re sending a friend request, please read this.
Websitejohnheffron.com
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TV Shows"Last Comic Standing" (seasons 2 and 3), "The Tonight show with Jay Leno," "Comedy Central Presents," "Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn," Comedy Central's "Premium Blend" ... and a bunch of other crap.
Albums"Kid with a Cape" (1992); "Good Kid, Bad Adult" (2002); "The Better Half" (2006)

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     John Heffron's Details
Status:Married
Hometown:south lyon michigan
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:stand-up comic,cage fighter,naper
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   John Heffron's Schools
Eastern Michigan University
Ypsilanti,Michigan
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

1950 to 2010
South Lyon High School
South Lyon,Michigan
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1950 to 2010


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 15 2009 7:00P
The Comedy Zone Tally Tallahassee FL
Jul 16 2009 7:00P
The Comedy Zone Jacksonville FL
Jul 17 2009 7:00P
The Comedy Zone Jacksonville FL
Jul 18 2009 7:00P
The Comedy Zone Jacksonville FL
Jul 18 2009 8:00P
ON TV: My new Comedy Central special (check local listings for times) Hollywood CA
Jul 23 2009 8:00P
Improv Paradise Live Hollywood FL
Jul 24 2009 8:00P
Improv Paradise Live Hollywood FL
Jul 24 2009 10:30P
Improv Paradise Live Hollywood FL
Jul 25 2009 7:00P
Improv Paradise Live Hollywood FL
Jul 25 2009 9:15P
Improv Paradise Live Hollywood FL
Jul 26 2009 7:00P
Improv Paradise Live Hollywood FL
Jul 30 2009 8:00P
Punch Line San Francisco San Francisco CA
Jul 31 2009 8:00P
Punch Line San Francisco San Francisco CA
Jul 31 2009 10:00P
Punch Line San Francisco San Francisco CA
Aug 1 2009 8:00P
Punch Line San Francisco San Francisco CA
Aug 1 2009 10:00P
Punch Line San Francisco San Francisco CA
Aug 4 2009 12:15A
Release of my new DVD, "Middle Class Funny" (Preorder on Amazon.com! http://bit.ly/z0uDd) Hollywood CA
Aug 25 2009 7:00P
The Comedy Zone Lake Norman Cornelius NC
Aug 26 2009 7:00P
McGlohon Theatre at Spirit Square (at Blumenthal Performing Arts Center) Charlotte NC
Oct 8 2009 7:00P
Chicago Improv Schaumburg IL
Oct 9 2009 7:00P
Chicago Improv Schaumburg IL
Oct 10 2009 7:00P
Chicago Improv Schaumburg IL
Oct 11 2009 7:00P
Chicago Improv Schaumburg IL
Oct 14 2009 7:00P
Interlochen Center for the Arts Interlochen MI
Oct 15 2009 7:00P
Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle Royal Oak MI
Oct 16 2009 7:00P
Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle Royal Oak MI
Oct 17 2009 7:00P
Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle Royal Oak MI
Oct 22 2009 7:30P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY
Oct 23 2009 8:30P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY
Oct 23 2009 10:30P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY
Oct 24 2009 8:00P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY
Oct 24 2009 10:00P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY
Oct 24 2009 10:45P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY
Oct 25 2009 8:30P
Gotham Comedy Club New York NY
Nov 5 2009 8:00P
St. Louis Funny Bone St. Louis MO
Nov 6 2009 8:00P
St. Louis Funny Bone St. Louis MO
Nov 6 2009 10:30P
St. Louis Funny Bone St. Louis MO
Nov 7 2009 7:30P
St. Louis Funny Bone St. Louis MO
Nov 7 2009 10:00P
St. Louis Funny Bone St. Louis MO
Nov 7 2009 11:45P
St. Louis Funny Bone St. Louis MO
Nov 13 2009 8:00P
Mayo Center for the Performing Arts Morristown NJ
Nov 19 2009 7:00P
Dr. Grins at The BOB Grand Rapids MI
Nov 20 2009 7:00P
Dr. Grins at The BOB Grand Rapids MI
Nov 21 2009 7:00P
Dr. Grins at The BOB Grand Rapids MI
Dec 3 2009 9:30P
Off the Hook Comedy Club at Captain Brien’s Seafood and Raw Bar Marco Island FL
Dec 4 2009 9:30P
Off the Hook Comedy Club at Captain Brien’s Seafood and Raw Bar Marco Island FL
Dec 5 2009 9:30P
Off the Hook Comedy Club at Captain Brien’s Seafood and Raw Bar Marco Island FL
Dec 6 2009 9:30P
Off the Hook Comedy Club at Captain Brien’s Seafood and Raw Bar Marco Island FL
Dec 10 2009 7:00P
Irvine Improv Irvine CA
Dec 11 2009 7:00P
Irvine Improv Irvine CA
Dec 12 2009 7:00P
Irvine Improv Irvine CA
Dec 13 2009 7:00P
Irvine Improv Irvine CA
Sep 17 2010 7:00P
South Point Hotel Casino & Spa Las Vegas NV
Sep 18 2010 7:00P
South Point Hotel Casino & Spa Las Vegas NV
Sep 19 2010 7:00P
South Point Hotel Casino & Spa Las Vegas NV
Dec 1 2010 7:00P
ALL DATES SUBJECT TO CHANGE! ALWAYS CHECK WITH THE VENUE BEFORE HEADING TO A SHOW!! Detroit MI

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John Heffron burst onto the comedic scene during the prime of his college heyday. Although he did graduate in his home state of Michigan, Heffron’s priorities became clear when he began to skip night class to perform live stand up. His first gig was even on the University of Michigan’s campus at the Main Street Comedy Showcase. Since then, his comedy has evolved in a unique and creative fashion as he has grown from a fun-loving college student to a bewildered newlywed.

John’s attraction to excitement and his personal vow to never perform physical labor have both inspired and motivated his successful career. The endless list of credits comprises his impressive resume and highlights many significant accomplishments. He not only won the second season of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, but was also a finalist in the subsequent season. Heffron’s amusing and extensive material has earned him two separate half hour specials on the hit stand up show, Comedy Central Presents and he has become a regular on numerous VH1 satire series including I love the 80s: 3D, I Love the 70s: Volume 2, and My Coolest Years: My First Time. In addition to being featured on Thom Filicia’s Dress My Nest, Heffron has performed on CMT’s Coming to the Stage, NBC’s Late Friday, and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend. He has made numerous appearances on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Late Show with Craig Kilbourne, and E!’s Chelsea Lately and 101 Craziest TV Moments. John is no stranger to live audiences and has taken the stage at several prestigious comedy festivals including the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal and the HBO Comedy Festival in Aspen. John even had the recent honor of being a celebrity roaster for KISS’ Gene Simmons on an episode of A&E’s Gene Simmons: Family Jewels.

From his early days as Danny Bonaduce’s wingman on Detroit’s number one morning show, Danny Bonaduce and the Q Crew, to one of his current roles sharing the screen with Courtney Cox-Arquette on FX’s Dirt, Heffron has hailed experience from many talented comedians. However, John’s endless innovation can easily be seen in his own comedy. His first live stand up CD, Kid with a Cape, debuted over ten years ago. As a result of his constant touring, his routine has developed and grown and two more successful recordings, Good Kid, Bad Adult and The Better Half, have been released. John repeatedly accomplishes feats that many comedians dream to attain and has even acquired a development deal with ABC for his own sitcom.

As Heffron continues to pursue his ambitions and perform live comedy, his adoring crowd continues to multiply. Budd Friedman, founder of the Improv comedy clubs, stated that “John is a very good writer; he is so likeable,” and “all around appealing.” It is no doubt that Heffron is a well sought after performer for many Fortune 500 company events, including Mercedes, Frito Lay, and Johnson & Johnson. Any stand up patron can relate to this comedian’s diverse material that ranges from bar hopping adventures in his twenties to married life in his thirties. John Heffron’s youthful personality and cynical wisdom result in a witty combination that nobody can resist.

For more about John, visit his Web site .

To see John and Joel's hilarious video of fighting cats, click here.

For video clips of John in action, visit Comedy Central's Web site.

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If you're planning to attend a show, always check with the venue to make sure the show is still on! Unfortunately, things sometimes change ... and not always with tons of notice!

Also, I get lots of e-mails and comments asking why I don't have tour dates scheduled in particular cities. Sometimes it's because I've just been there. Other times it's because my schedule is still being worked out. If you want me to perform at a club by you, please call them and harass them (ok, maybe just politely ask them ... rather than harass them) to get me there; it does help ...

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Jul 5 2009 9:29 PM

hope you had a good 4th....:-) do anything neat?
Diane





Jul 5 2009 9:29 PM

Hey John!

Have a safe & HAPPY 4th of JULY!!!

Love your way!

~Diane
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Jul 5 2009 9:29 PM

Twit Twit !! :)

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Jul 1 2009 8:11 PM

PLEASE come to the Hyena's in Arlington, Texas Sept. 11th or 12th for my birthday!!!
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Jun 27 2009 3:38 PM

Hey!
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Jun 27 2009 3:38 PM

Hey John!
Have fun while in Florida.
Bring a portable 'fan' with you! It gets sticky this time of year.

(So glad to be in southern Cal again, cool breezes!)

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Jun 27 2009 3:38 PM

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Jun 21 2009 9:49 PM

The trick is to stay focused on what you want to happen and let go of what you do not... cuz if you keep seeing things as they are, convincing yourself that you "have to" because that's reality, then it will always be your reality. want to change? it's as simple as changing the who, what, how, why and when of what you look at... DAILY :)

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Jun 21 2009 9:49 PM

thanks again for checking out my portfoilio and for adding me
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Jun 21 2009 9:49 PM

Thanks for the friendship! Have a happy day filled with sweet music!!
-DMBFS
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Jun 19 2009 11:33 PM

I wish you positive people around you... a lot of love. Health... and beauty...
Later Mel
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Jun 19 2009 11:33 PM

Hi John Heffron,

Just dropping to note to say thanks to all that have supported me so far "I'm in the TOP 15 MOST POPULAR" of over 9000 entrants, but I still need your help.

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Jun 19 2009 11:33 PM

I wish you positive people around you... a lot of love. Health... and beauty...
Later Mel
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Jun 19 2009 11:33 PM

Hey, John, I'm a big fan of your comedy and a comic from Cleveland!

I'm running a comedy show on August 3rd at Bogey's Comedy Club (Willoughby Hills, Ohio) and would love for you to headline our little show! What's it going to take for me to bring you to the Rock and Roll city, my friend???
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Jun 10 2009 11:34 PM

Johnny!!!! So excited to see you Friday night in A2!!!!!! I'm so excited that I'm putting you in my Top 8 :) HA!
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Jun 10 2009 11:34 PM

See ya Aug 1st! Already got my tix!
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Jun 10 2009 11:34 PM

Hey - thanks for accepting - so glad to be here. Keep telling myself Royal Oak is NOT that far. Have a great weekend
Rhonda





Jun 10 2009 11:33 PM

Florida, yeah!! But no Tampa, that stinks... I may just have to take a road trip.
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Jun 1 2009 10:58 AM

Yay, I just saw that you are coming to Interlochen this year!!!We're looking forward to it!
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May 28 2009 2:20 AM

I just saw your comment, you're really coming to Tally in July?? That's awesome!!! Can't wait! My bday is in July, wait until I tell my hubby that he's getting me tickets to see you for my birthday!! Ha ha! See you soon!
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May 28 2009 2:20 AM

hi how are you?
wish you a wonderful day- night
later
Mel
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May 27 2009 11:33 AM

Are you coming to Dayton, Ohio anytime soon?
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May 27 2009 11:33 AM

Saw you at the Funny Bone last night!! You Rock!!!!
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May 27 2009 11:33 AM

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