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Taking train journeys with handsome fellows, Boiled eggs, Fashion, Music, Performance, Boys, Art, Reading, Thinking, Shaving Peter Alexander's Pubes, V-Neck Sweaters, Weetabix, Liza Minnelli, P.S. I LOVE YOU, Anorexia, Bistrotheque, Ryan Styles, Making Pancakes, Alice Stanner's Dresses, Peanut Butter and Jam, Shoulders Sarcasmo, Drinking Tea, Dark Chocolate, Watching Dietrich videos on youtube, Washing Dishes for Composers and Sopranos, Pining, Pencilled on Moustaches, Stupid Outfits, Partying, Travelling, Kissing With Tongues, Dancing, Slippers, Dry Humping Joseph Keckler, Travelling.Music
BoyfriendRobotique, Electralane, Hole, Rosn Murphy, Judy Garland, Dalida, Uni and her Ukelele, Kate Bush, Madonna, Bowie, Dietrich, The Velvet Underground, Roxy Music, Morrissey, The Knife, Timothy Winchester, Kylie, Goldfrapp, 10 cc, Tears for Fears, The Prudence Sisters, Joni Mitchell, Mylo, The Boards of Canada, Piney Gir, PSAPP, The Magnetic Fields, Cilla Black, Bjork, Pattie La Belle, Annie Lennox, The Streets, The Cooper Temple Clause, Soundtracks, Liza, PSB, The Scissor Sisters, The Human League, Throbbing Gristle/Psychic TV, Depeche Mode, Tori Amos, Janet Jackson, The Newly Emancipated Mimi, Doris Day, Amanda Lepore, Carl with Records, Neutral Milk Hotel, MargOH! Channing, Stefy, Lizaaaaaaaaa!Movies
Elevator Girls in Bondage, The Servant, Blow Up, Chez Hommes Rififi, Rope, Rear Window, The Swimmer, Cabaret, Breakfast on Pluto, 9 to 5, Hedwig, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Volver, The Warriors, Gilda, The Lady from Shanghai, Mildred Pierece, Sunset Boulevard, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Hello Dolly!, Paris is Burning, The Big Lebowski, The Cockettes, Filthy Gorgeous, Roma, Arthur on the Rocks, Girls will be Girls, An American in Paris, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Notes on a Scandal, Bad Education, Harold and Maude, The Lives of Others, Grey Gardens, Very Funny Cats 1, The film where Liza plays a dance teacher in the Bronx.Television
Books
The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, Sarah, Touch, Cradle to Cradle, The Mandarins, The Miracle of the Rose, The Outsider, Midnight at The Palace: My Life as a Fabulous Cockette, Other Voices Other Rooms, A History of Modern France Vol II, The Turn of The Screw, The Uncanny, Fruit and Flowers, Brideshead Revisited, The Poetics of Space, Cezanne by Himself, Middlesex, Sister Carrie, Men Like That, The Berlin Stories, Nights at the Circus.Heroes
Joan of Arc, Quentin Crisp, Little Edie, Cezanne, Penny Arcade.
Latest Blog Entries
- Sep 16, 2008 7:03 AM Follow Me
- Feb 15, 2008 10:26 PM The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys
- Feb 7, 2008 2:42 AM So forgive me, these things I do
- Feb 1, 2008 5:51 PM The Crying Game
- Jan 4, 2008 5:46 PM Long ago, and so very far away.
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1 song • 9/21/2008
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Blurbs
About me:
Full on second grade realness, in high heels.
What the Critics Say:
"In La JJ's weird and wonderful world, anything can happen." (The Village Voice)
"Boylesque Wunderkind" (Next magazine)
"Britain's boylesque wonder...funny and harrowing." (Spiegelworld)
"Wonderfully bizarre." (The Liverpool Echo)
"Gender Provaocateur" (The Village Voice)
"A Joy and a wondrous visionary." (Dwayne Calizo; Co-director of the Experimental Performance Institute)
"International Cabaret Sensation." (ITT Magazine)
"Boylesque superstar" (HX magazine)
"You're the least athletic person I've ever met, but it's okay, you compensate. You're also the cleverest." (Gina Chaulklin; Intellectual)
"Positively skeletal!" (Ulli Richter; Personal Photographer)
"You look a bit like a nun." (The-O; Cabaret Artiste)
"You're very attractive, close-up." (Lewis Gill; Art Book Publisher)
"If we were the same size, I'd let you wear my clothes." (Tangerine Jones; The Brown Sugar Hurricane)
"You should crawl under a rock and die!" (Sequinette; Glamourpuss)
"I can not imagine you as a top!" (Rebekah Formica; Sham Fiancee)
"You look like Andy Pandy gone wrong." (Elayne Bryan; Mother)
"La JJ, hmm, er, well, absolutely." (Peter Alexander; Poet and Architect)
"I like some human beings, I like JohnJoseph." (Andre Karpov; Musician and Muralist)
"Young Icon" (La Hell; Academic)
"I do love you" (Piers Atkinson; Fashion Editor of Dis-Order)
"My Idol" (Jordan P Hunt; composer and arbiter of taste)
"You look like Margaret Thatcher in drag." (Gary Everett; Director of Liverpool's Homotopia Fesival)
"Nothing short of brilliant." (World Famous *BOB*; burlesque superstar)
"Possibly the most amazing set of representations of anyone I have EVER seen. Who I know. Ish." (Johhny Mallam; Historian and Fan)
"Blimey, you're making me redder than a borscht soup!" (Richard Andrzejewski; Performer and Designer)
"Our favourite daughter." (Rupert Smith; Novelist and founding member of The House of Homosexual Culture)
"It's hard to hate someone that pretty." (Gibson Cuyler; Artist)
"I only steal because of you." (Adrian Muniz; Writer)
"Kudos to the colors you bring." (Tigger!; NYC performance institution)
"I wish I was you." (Stevie Hanley; Artist)
"The new Queen in town." (KennyKenny; Downtown Icon)
"New Brit on the scene!" (Sharyn Jackson; GO! Magazine)
"I like your bottom." (Nick Hamilton; Architect)
"You're the closest thing to a man that has made me hard." (Burlesque fan)
"Him's a nice brother." (Suzie Age3; Younger Sister and Acclaimed Artist)
"You combine the eroticism of Bowie with the erudite aesthicism of Wilde" (Red Grrrl; Washington Burlesque staple)
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Who I'd like to meet:
Marlene Dietrich, Joan of Arc, Beau Brummel, Napoleon, Sartre, Kate Bush, Alexander McQueen, Austin Scarlett, good spellers,good lovers and Lizaaaaaaaaaaa! Obviously.
Details
- Status: Divorced
- Hometown: San Francisco-London-Liverpool-Blackpool-Berkeley
- Orientation: Lesbian
- Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: Other
- Religion: Catholic
- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
- Children: Someday
- Education: College graduate
- Occupation: Performer and Editor
Schools
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University Of California-Berkeley
- Berkeley,California
- Graduated: 2005
- Student status: Alumni
- Major: American Studies
- Minor: Art History
- Clubs: LGBTQIA Film Festival
2004 to 2005 -
King's College London (University of London)
- London, United Kingdom
- Graduated: N/A
- Major: American Studies
2002 to 2006
Companies
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P.S. I LOVE YOU MAGAZINE
- London/SF/NYC/Munich, Sexville U
A N T A G O N Y
3 years ago
Mike Celona
3 years ago
Act Art 
3 years ago
In Broken English
3 years ago
Evro
3 years ago
Evro 3 years ago
Mike Celona 3 years ago
Mike Celona 3 years ago
The Sheckies (Add us on… 4 years ago
UnderConstruction . 
4 years ago
10 of 708More..
www.mikecelona.net..
LA JOHNJOSEPH LIVE @ ACT ART 7- CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED
CLICK LINK BELOW FOR CHEAPER ADVANCE Q-JUMP TICKETS
La JohnJoseph we started posting more "Evro Music" videos on YouTube. A lot of new songs are up. We recorded them on a cell phone, so the audio isn’t great. Here's the link, http://www.youtube.com/user/EvroMusic1 tell us what you think and leave us a comment on MySpace or YouTube. Peace out and have a good day! - EVRO
This new song is called "Woman".
La JohnJoseph we're just stopping in to say, "Hi!" Peace out and have a great day.
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From,
EVRO: Janelle, Chris, Matt, and Brian
High Five New York
Video documentation of a performance piece by my friend Nate Kassel who rode around on his bike slapping high-fives to people who were trying to hail taxi cabs in NYC. Enjoy!
http://www.nathanielkassel.com/..
Toasted
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