La JohnJoseph
"The Most Important Artist of the Century"

Female
26 years old
New York, New York
United States



Last Login:8/8/2008
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    La JohnJoseph's Interests
GeneralTaking train journeys with handsome fellows, Boiled eggs, Fashion, Music, Performance, Boys, Art, Reading, Thinking, Shaving Peter Alexander's Pubes, V-Neck Sweaters, Weetabix, Liza Minnelli, P.S. I LOVE YOU, Anorexia, Bistrotheque, Ryan Styles, Making Pancakes, Alice Stanner's Dresses, Peanut Butter and Jam, Shoulders Sarcasmo, Drinking Tea, Dark Chocolate, Watching Dietrich videos on youtube, Washing Dishes for Composers and Sopranos, Pining, Pencilled on Moustaches, Stupid Outfits, Partying, Travelling, Kissing With Tongues, Dancing, Slippers, Dry Humping Joseph Keckler, Travelling.
MusicBoyfriendRobotique, Electralane, Hole, Rosn Murphy, Judy Garland, Dalida, Uni and her Ukelele, Kate Bush, Madonna, Bowie, Dietrich, The Velvet Underground, Roxy Music, Morrissey, The Knife, Timothy Winchester, Kylie, Goldfrapp, 10 cc, Tears for Fears, The Prudence Sisters, Joni Mitchell, Mylo, The Boards of Canada, Piney Gir, PSAPP, The Magnetic Fields, Cilla Black, Bjork, Pattie La Belle, Annie Lennox, The Streets, The Cooper Temple Clause, Soundtracks, Liza, PSB, The Scissor Sisters, The Human League, Throbbing Gristle/Psychic TV, Depeche Mode, Tori Amos, Janet Jackson, The Newly Emancipated Mimi, Doris Day, Amanda Lepore, Carl with Records, Neutral Milk Hotel, MargOH! Channing, Stefy, Lizaaaaaaaaa!
MoviesElevator Girls in Bondage, The Servant, Blow Up, Chez Hommes Rififi, Rope, Rear Window, The Swimmer, Cabaret, Breakfast on Pluto, 9 to 5, Hedwig, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Volver, The Warriors, Gilda, The Lady from Shanghai, Mildred Pierece, Sunset Boulevard, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Hello Dolly!, Paris is Burning, The Big Lebowski, The Cockettes, Filthy Gorgeous, Roma, Arthur on the Rocks, Girls will be Girls, An American in Paris, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Notes on a Scandal, Bad Education, Harold and Maude, The Lives of Others, Grey Gardens, Very Funny Cats 1, The film where Liza plays a dance teacher in the Bronx.
Television
BooksThe Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, Sarah, Touch, Cradle to Cradle, The Mandarins, The Miracle of the Rose, The Outsider, Midnight at The Palace: My Life as a Fabulous Cockette, Other Voices Other Rooms, A History of Modern France Vol II, The Turn of The Screw, The Uncanny, Fruit and Flowers, Brideshead Revisited, The Poetics of Space, Cezanne by Himself, Middlesex, Sister Carrie, Men Like That, The Berlin Stories, Nights at the Circus.
HeroesJoan of Arc, Quentin Crisp, Little Edie, Cezanne.




     La JohnJoseph's Details
Status:Divorced
Orientation:Lesbian
Hometown:San Francisco-London-Liverpool-Blackpool-Berkeley
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Performer and Editor

   La JohnJoseph's Schools
University Of California-Berkeley
Berkeley,California
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Major: American Studies
Minor: Art History
Clubs: LGBTQIA Film Festival
 

2004 to 2005
King's College London (University of London)
London, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Major: American Studies
 

2002 to 2006

   La JohnJoseph's Companies
P.S. I LOVE YOU MAGAZINE
London/SF/NYC/Munich, Sexville U

www.psiloveyou-magazine.com




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   La JohnJoseph's Blurbs
About me:
Full on second grade realness, in high heels.



What the Critics Say:



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"Gender Provaocateur" (The Village Voice)

"Boylesque Wunderkind" (Next magazine)

"Britain's boylesque wonder...funny and harrowing." (Spiegelworld)

"A Joy and a wondrous visionary." (Dwayne Calizo; Co-director of the Experimental Performance Institute)

"Wonderfully bizarre." (The Liverpool Echo)

"International Cabaret Sensation." (ITT Magazine)

"Boylesque superstar" (HX magazine)

"You're the least athletic person I've ever met, but it's okay, you compensate. You're also the cleverest." (Gina Chaulklin; Intellectual)

"Positively skeletal!" (Ulli Richter; Personal Photographer)

"You look a bit like a nun." (The-O; Cabaret Artiste)

"You're very attractive, close-up." (Lewis Gill; Art Book Publisher)

"If we were the same size, I'd let you wear my clothes." (Tangerine Jones; The Brown Sugar Hurricane)

"You should crawl under a rock and die!" (Sequinette; Glamourpuss)

"I can not imagine you as a top!" (Rebekah Formica; Sham Fiancee)

"You look like Andy Pandy gone wrong." (Elayne Bryan; Mother)

"La JJ, hmm, er, well, absolutely." (Peter Alexander; Poet and Architect)

"I like some human beings, I like JohnJoseph." (Andre Karpov; Musician and Muralist)

"Young Icon" (La Hell; Academic)

"I do love you" (Piers Atkinson; Fashion Editor of Dis-Order)

"My Idol" (Jordan P Hunt; composer and arbiter of taste)

"You look like Margaret Thatcher in drag." (Gary Everett; Director of Liverpool's Homotopia Fesival)

"Nothing short of brilliant." (World Famous *BOB*; burlesque superstar)

"Possibly the most amazing set of representations of anyone I have EVER seen. Who I know. Ish." (Johhny Mallam; Historian and Fan)

"Blimey, you're making me redder than a borscht soup!" (Richard Andrzejewski; Performer and Designer)

"Our favourite daughter." (Rupert Smith; Novelist and founding member of The House of Homosexual Culture)

"It's hard to hate someone that pretty." (Gibson Cuyler; Artist)

"I only steal because of you." (Adrian Muniz; Writer)

"Kudos to the colors you bring." (Tigger!; NYC performance institution)

"I wish I was you." (Stevie Hanley; Artist)

"The new Queen in town." (KennyKenny; Downtown Icon)

"New Brit on the scene!" (Sharyn Jackson; GO! Magazine)

"I like your bottom." (Nick Hamilton; Architect)

"You're the closest thing to a man that has made me hard." (Burlesque fan)

"Him's a nice brother." (Suzie Age3; Younger Sister and Acclaimed Artist)

"You combine the eroticism of Bowie with the erudite aesthicism of Wilde" (Red Grrrl; Washington Burlesque staple)


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Who I'd like to meet:
Marlene Dietrich, Joan of Arc, Beau Brummel, Napoleon, Sartre, Kate Bush, Alexander McQueen, Austin Scarlett, good spellers,good lovers and Lizaaaaaaaaaaa! Obviously.










   La JohnJoseph's Calendar ( View All )
Aug 8 2008 8:00P
Heavy! @ Mr Black
Aug 10 2008 10:00P
Sweet and Nasty @ Rififi
Aug 12 2008 7:00P
The Bloods - DJ set @ Eastern Bloc
Aug 14 2008 10:00P
Starshine @ Lucky Cheng’s
Aug 15 2008 10:00P
Life’s A Beach @ New Jersey
Aug 16 2008 8:00P
The Curse (Radio Show) @ Dixon Place
Aug 19 2008 7:00P
The Bloods - DJ set @ Eastern Bloc
Aug 26 2008 7:00P
The Bloods - DJ set @ Eastern Bloc
Aug 27 2008 10:00P
TingelTangel Club (San Francisco) @ The Bubble Lounge
Aug 29 2008 7:30P
Red Hot Burlesque @ El Rio
Sep 1 2008 10:00P
The Legs Malone Show @ Public Assembly
Sep 2 2008 7:00P
The Bloods - DJ set @ Eastern Bloc

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Fancy Finds Vintage





Aug 5 2008 2:46 AM

LOVE YA!!! xoxo fancy finds
Dances of Vice





Aug 5 2008 8:55 AM

starkallposterweb

Just over two weeks away is the Dances of Vice Festival II in New York, from August 22-24, 2008! Featuring Voltaire and his skeletal orchestra, The Deadfly Ensemble, Fern Knight, Desert Sin, live harpsichord and Baroque opera, Steampunk - Rococo - Victorian - 1920-30s fashion shows, art, magic, vendors, and more!

Tickets are now available through the festival website. Advance ticket discounts end soon!

http://www. dancesofvice. com
Max Steele and the Party Ice





Jul 29 2008 8:36 PM

i can't believe you put "cancer of everything" on your myspace page.
































goth girl.
Keyon





Jul 29 2008 10:44 PM

Legs Malone





Jul 30 2008 4:46 PM

Mary I miss you! Lots of exciting changes afoot - can we have an Angelika date soon? xxx
Secret Faggot





Jul 22 2008 9:48 PM

THIS FRIDAY! JULY 25th!


JUST ADDED: BUTCH & BELLIE!

GLASSLANDS GALLERY! 10pm! $5!
Outlaws - Walter Meego GIRLS bonkers mix up now!





Jul 20 2008 9:37 AM

Ahoy there matey.
There's a new Outlaws mix CD out, you could hunt down a copy in the real world, in shops and stuff, but let's face it, you'll probably download it from the internet anyway! So to save you the trouble of Googling it, here's a picture of the cover and a link to it:

http://www. zshare. net/audio/126451344ca1828d

Its not French cover.

There's a Facebook Outlaws thing too - don't be a stranger - come and join the rave:

http://www. facebook. com/pages/Outlaws/31715965488

(p.s. Tracklist at www. outlawsmix. com)
META-4





Jul 19 2008 6:48 PM

Good look on da add...Much love...Get in touch & don't be a stranger
DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA





Jul 19 2008 4:43 PM

la mary maria and mary just mary
La Mary Maria and Mary Just Mary, pretty funny, eh?
The New Monday Night Burlesque





Jul 14 2008 4:21 PM


There’s a New Sheriff in town…
Come see how we’re shaking things up !

Eric





Jul 13 2008 3:43 PM

Your show is fantastic LJJ!!! Congrats to you very much.
sickgirl Creations





Jul 13 2008 8:53 AM

Hello gorgeous hows the other side of the Continent? Hopefully it's not as hot in NY, California is horribly hot even at night, so I can't sleep.
Well Just thought I'd say Hi and see how you are.

Lilith Lavey
Sickgirl Creations
Jonathan





Jul 12 2008 4:30 AM

Hey Congratulations on the show!
Joseph Keckler





Jul 11 2008 5:27 AM

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Happy Opening Night.
Hope you broke both legs.
Was in Akynos' show tonight but I was there in spirit and glad to hear my legacy was alive. (Careful, easy to dribble on the legacy.) Be there tomorrow.
Jeannemarie





Jul 10 2008 2:14 AM

I'll be away during the run of your new performance piece, Notorious Beauty, but I'll be there in spirit ;)

Be extra fabulous for me and hopefully I'll catch you at Dixon Place!

Much love <3
sickgirl Creations





Jul 8 2008 11:17 PM

burlesque costumes
Cameron Moir





Jul 8 2008 11:38 PM

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Thank-you!x
Fem Appeal





Jul 7 2008 5:54 PM

How fantastic are you?!!!!! Seriously, you ROCK, and so much so that someone ran off with your clothing! Thank you for making the 2 year anniversary absolute HEAVEN!
Earl Dax





Jul 7 2008 4:30 AM

fan art:

BUSTER BENNETT





Jul 3 2008 3:57 PM

Hey John how is NY treating you!
Linda





Jun 20 2008 9:13 PM

La JohnJoseph shines at Miss Stonewall Pageant! More pics at MyComrade. com

L. Mary Cohn





Jun 16 2008 4:27 PM

I just loved chatting with you yesterday.

I couldn't be more excited about "Quarantine".

Also the new album by Josef Keckler "Songs for and inspired by the film Quarantine"
Akynos





Jun 15 2008 5:51 PM