La JohnJoseph
The Most Important Artist of the Century

Female
27 years old
New York, New York
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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    La JohnJoseph's Interests
GeneralTaking train journeys with handsome fellows, Boiled eggs, Fashion, Music, Performance, Boys, Art, Reading, Thinking, Shaving Peter Alexander's Pubes, V-Neck Sweaters, Weetabix, Liza Minnelli, P.S. I LOVE YOU, Anorexia, Bistrotheque, Ryan Styles, Making Pancakes, Alice Stanner's Dresses, Peanut Butter and Jam, Shoulders Sarcasmo, Drinking Tea, Dark Chocolate, Watching Dietrich videos on youtube, Washing Dishes for Composers and Sopranos, Pining, Pencilled on Moustaches, Stupid Outfits, Partying, Travelling, Kissing With Tongues, Dancing, Slippers, Dry Humping Joseph Keckler, Travelling.
MusicBoyfriendRobotique, Electralane, Hole, Rosn Murphy, Judy Garland, Dalida, Uni and her Ukelele, Kate Bush, Madonna, Bowie, Dietrich, The Velvet Underground, Roxy Music, Morrissey, The Knife, Timothy Winchester, Kylie, Goldfrapp, 10 cc, Tears for Fears, The Prudence Sisters, Joni Mitchell, Mylo, The Boards of Canada, Piney Gir, PSAPP, The Magnetic Fields, Cilla Black, Bjork, Pattie La Belle, Annie Lennox, The Streets, The Cooper Temple Clause, Soundtracks, Liza, PSB, The Scissor Sisters, The Human League, Throbbing Gristle/Psychic TV, Depeche Mode, Tori Amos, Janet Jackson, The Newly Emancipated Mimi, Doris Day, Amanda Lepore, Carl with Records, Neutral Milk Hotel, MargOH! Channing, Stefy, Lizaaaaaaaaa!
MoviesElevator Girls in Bondage, The Servant, Blow Up, Chez Hommes Rififi, Rope, Rear Window, The Swimmer, Cabaret, Breakfast on Pluto, 9 to 5, Hedwig, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Volver, The Warriors, Gilda, The Lady from Shanghai, Mildred Pierece, Sunset Boulevard, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Hello Dolly!, Paris is Burning, The Big Lebowski, The Cockettes, Filthy Gorgeous, Roma, Arthur on the Rocks, Girls will be Girls, An American in Paris, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Notes on a Scandal, Bad Education, Harold and Maude, The Lives of Others, Grey Gardens, Very Funny Cats 1, The film where Liza plays a dance teacher in the Bronx.
Television
BooksThe Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, Sarah, Touch, Cradle to Cradle, The Mandarins, The Miracle of the Rose, The Outsider, Midnight at The Palace: My Life as a Fabulous Cockette, Other Voices Other Rooms, A History of Modern France Vol II, The Turn of The Screw, The Uncanny, Fruit and Flowers, Brideshead Revisited, The Poetics of Space, Cezanne by Himself, Middlesex, Sister Carrie, Men Like That, The Berlin Stories, Nights at the Circus.
HeroesJoan of Arc, Quentin Crisp, Little Edie, Cezanne, Penny Arcade.




     La JohnJoseph's Details
Status:Divorced
Orientation:Lesbian
Hometown:San Francisco-London-Liverpool-Blackpool-Berkeley
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Performer and Editor

   La JohnJoseph's Schools
University Of California-Berkeley
Berkeley,California
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Major: American Studies
Minor: Art History
Clubs: LGBTQIA Film Festival
 

2004 to 2005
King's College London (University of London)
London, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Major: American Studies
 

2002 to 2006

   La JohnJoseph's Companies
P.S. I LOVE YOU MAGAZINE
London/SF/NYC/Munich, Sexville U

www.psiloveyou-magazine.com




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   La JohnJoseph's Blurbs
About me:
Full on second grade realness, in high heels.



What the Critics Say:



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"In La JJ's weird and wonderful world, anything can happen." (The Village Voice)

"Boylesque Wunderkind" (Next magazine)

"Britain's boylesque wonder...funny and harrowing." (Spiegelworld)

"Wonderfully bizarre." (The Liverpool Echo)

"Gender Provaocateur" (The Village Voice)

"A Joy and a wondrous visionary." (Dwayne Calizo; Co-director of the Experimental Performance Institute)

"International Cabaret Sensation." (ITT Magazine)

"Boylesque superstar" (HX magazine)

"You're the least athletic person I've ever met, but it's okay, you compensate. You're also the cleverest." (Gina Chaulklin; Intellectual)

"Positively skeletal!" (Ulli Richter; Personal Photographer)

"You look a bit like a nun." (The-O; Cabaret Artiste)

"You're very attractive, close-up." (Lewis Gill; Art Book Publisher)

"If we were the same size, I'd let you wear my clothes." (Tangerine Jones; The Brown Sugar Hurricane)

"You should crawl under a rock and die!" (Sequinette; Glamourpuss)

"I can not imagine you as a top!" (Rebekah Formica; Sham Fiancee)

"You look like Andy Pandy gone wrong." (Elayne Bryan; Mother)

"La JJ, hmm, er, well, absolutely." (Peter Alexander; Poet and Architect)

"I like some human beings, I like JohnJoseph." (Andre Karpov; Musician and Muralist)

"Young Icon" (La Hell; Academic)

"I do love you" (Piers Atkinson; Fashion Editor of Dis-Order)

"My Idol" (Jordan P Hunt; composer and arbiter of taste)

"You look like Margaret Thatcher in drag." (Gary Everett; Director of Liverpool's Homotopia Fesival)

"Nothing short of brilliant." (World Famous *BOB*; burlesque superstar)

"Possibly the most amazing set of representations of anyone I have EVER seen. Who I know. Ish." (Johhny Mallam; Historian and Fan)

"Blimey, you're making me redder than a borscht soup!" (Richard Andrzejewski; Performer and Designer)

"Our favourite daughter." (Rupert Smith; Novelist and founding member of The House of Homosexual Culture)

"It's hard to hate someone that pretty." (Gibson Cuyler; Artist)

"I only steal because of you." (Adrian Muniz; Writer)

"Kudos to the colors you bring." (Tigger!; NYC performance institution)

"I wish I was you." (Stevie Hanley; Artist)

"The new Queen in town." (KennyKenny; Downtown Icon)

"New Brit on the scene!" (Sharyn Jackson; GO! Magazine)

"I like your bottom." (Nick Hamilton; Architect)

"You're the closest thing to a man that has made me hard." (Burlesque fan)

"Him's a nice brother." (Suzie Age3; Younger Sister and Acclaimed Artist)

"You combine the eroticism of Bowie with the erudite aesthicism of Wilde" (Red Grrrl; Washington Burlesque staple)


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Who I'd like to meet:
Marlene Dietrich, Joan of Arc, Beau Brummel, Napoleon, Sartre, Kate Bush, Alexander McQueen, Austin Scarlett, good spellers,good lovers and Lizaaaaaaaaaaa! Obviously.






   La JohnJoseph's Calendar ( View All )
Jul 18 2009 8:00P
Latitude Festival @ Suffolk
Jul 31 2009 10:00P
Voluptuous Panic @ The Last Days of Decadence
Aug 1 2009 8:00P
Nozstock @ Herefordshire
Aug 14 2009 9:00P
Jonny Woo’s "Lite Entertainer" @ Bistrotheque
Aug 15 2009 3:00P
Golden Years @ Riverside Studios
Aug 16 2009 3:00P
Golden Years @ Riverside Studios
Aug 19 2009 9:00P
I Happen To Like New York @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern
Aug 20 2009 9:00P
I Happen To Like New York @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern
Aug 21 2009 9:00P
I Happen To Like New York @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern
Aug 27 2009 10:00P
Chantal’s House of Shame @ Berlin
Aug 28 2009 9:00P
Lang Nacht der Museum @ Das Schuwles Museum

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Mike Celona





May 27 2009 9:14 PM

Toasted


www.mikecelona.net..
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The Sheckies


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May 20 2009 1:05 PM

Thanks for approving us dopes!
UNDERCONSTRUCTION





May 20 2009 1:05 PM

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Apr 30 2009 6:59 PM


Hey! how are you??

Stopping in to invite you out if your in NYC...

Saturday, May 30th 2009
Boat Cruise Sailing Along NYC's East River
*OPEN BAR*

If your interested, you can stop by the page and purchase your tickets =-)

We hope to see you soon!
In Broken English





Apr 30 2009 6:59 PM

tHaNk yOU...




Earl Dax





Apr 26 2009 10:24 AM

HAPPY 420, LA JJ!

Legs Malone





Apr 26 2009 10:24 AM

I happen to miss you very much xxxxxx
Red Velvet Heaven By Jess Von Glamour





Apr 17 2009 10:12 AM

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Capitaine Galerefeld





Apr 15 2009 8:35 AM

Hello La JohnJoseph :D
Merci pour l'ajout, c'est l'occasion pour moi de vous souhaiter de joyeuses Pâques ! Pensez à votre ligne, aussi ne mangez pas trop de chocolat SVP : c'est c'que j'pense !!! Capitaine Galerefeld
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Episode 1 - Les régimes
envoyé par Capitaine_Galerefeld..
Alain





Apr 7 2009 7:56 PM

You are warmly welcome as a friend!
Russella





Mar 30 2009 8:47 AM

I love your novel, it's hilarious

Though you do say C@#t rather a lot :)

Oh Jon Joseph Bibby, how I dream of the days when we can be sat once again amongst daffodils eating home made pumpkin soup.
Mamma MargOH!





Mar 27 2009 10:12 PM

How trix darling?

XO, M
MARCO GIROLAMI Photographer





Mar 29 2009 12:11 PM

HI LA JOHNJOSEPH,
I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO VISIT MY NEW WEBSITE. JUST CLICK ON THE IMAGE BELOW, ENJOY IT :)
CIAO

MARCO




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Keyon





Mar 23 2009 12:03 AM

its true. i am quite sweet. and you are one of my favorite people. lets touch.
GiGi





Mar 22 2009 2:33 PM

I saw your picture of "bed-stuy in winter", and I thought, how strange to have traveled half way round the world and through the worst of it together and to have as evidence but one photo that says it all...
GAYDOLL!





Mar 3 2009 12:58 AM

IM SOOO HAPPY YOU FOUND ME!! IVE BEEN THINKING OF YOU, SO MANY HEARTS AND KISSES YOUR WAY, LOVE GAYDOLL AND PARKER POSEY!!!
Bay Area Reporter





Feb 20 2009 6:39 PM



Thanks for adding the Bay Area Reporter to your friends. I’m Dale, the Receptionist. Come visit us in SF (395 9th Street between Folsom and Harrison). And check your bulletin space every Thursday for the thin slice of our latest issue.
xxoo
BEHIND BARS





Feb 14 2009 4:13 AM

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frank





Jan 20 2009 5:02 PM

hello la johnjoseph,...

thank you for being mymyspace ace friend,....
and i hope you have a fantastic 2009..

meanwhile ,..
here's a ace and fantastic bit of 2008
with me onstage with my "oh blimey big band"


http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=H95sHsU9tH0



best regards
frank sidebottom
www. franksworld. co. uk

p.s. i'll be in new york for the first week in april
to do 7 shows, some in-store thingies, a couple of
radio's, .. and a cable telly.

oh yes..... and i'll be "saving coney island" aswell.
that's good !!!
Big Apple Burlesque





Jan 20 2009 12:27 AM

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"One of the Most Unique shows I’ve ever seen.
" - Cultural Capitol


Come see LAST CALL at the STARLINER LOUNGE!

Wednesday, January 21st at Corio
Show- 8:00pm
337 West Broadway at Grand

Hope to see you there!
Malcolm Hamilton





Jan 7 2009 7:17 AM

Looking quite Biblical there darling!

Though I pray you won't drop Ziegeld for Jesus anytime soon... (which isn't even mentioning how much more important Frau Kelly Marie has ALWAYS been than Christ).

Miss you very much and wish you the best in the new year xox
Jack Curtis Dubowsky Ensemble





Jan 6 2009 9:16 AM

Hi La John!!! come back again to SF Tingel Tangel. Oh yes, and can you get us any shows in NYC? Here's our latest video. We are experimental!!! Time lapse! Electroacoustic! Maybe we could do a dance piece.
P.T.





Jan 5 2009 11:24 PM

untitled, 2008, mixed media on paper, 29,5x20,5cm

untitled, 2008, mixed media on paper, 29,5x20,5cm
Üla Überbusen





Dec 21 2008 6:40 AM

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Keyon





Dec 11 2008 8:14 AM

jacket please
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