Anything which is demonstrably none of my business.
Music
Peter Gabriel, Eva Cassidy, "Number of the Day" by Count Von Count from "Sesame Street", "Moulin Rouge" soundtrack, Philadelphia Chickens, "Jump!" Dixie Chicks, So-Called and Soloman (hip-hop/klezmer)Ray Charles, Sam Cooke, Glenn Miller, "Ultimate Isley Brothers."
Movies
Letters from Iwo Jima, Cars, Coen Brothers, The Player, The Professional, most others that begin with "P", any super-hero flick at least once, Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, Stooges, early Marx Brothers, the first Matrix, Thank-you for Smoking, Inconvenient Truth, Citizen Ruth, The Election, All Christoper Guest stuff, Kung-Fu Hustle minus the snot-noses.
Television
Generally bites because I'm not writing it yet, especially the news. Love newsy stuff, Jon Stewart, Colbert, Olbermann, Entourage, Sopranos, Dexter, The Shield, Taxicab Confessions (up to a point), Bill Maher, Chris Rock, Simpsons, "Your Show of Shows", Heroes, anything Whedon-y.
I miss Rome, Oz, Six Feet, "Action" with Jay Mohr, Trek: DS9.
I keep meaning to try Battlestar Galactica but, oh look at the time!
Books
Yes, please. Douglas Adams. Ricky Jay, Wlliam Goldman, Kurt Vonnegut, Harlan Ellison, Stephen King, Herman Hesse, Anything "For Dummies", Ray Bradbury, Neil Gaiman. I loves me the comics/graphic novels!
Heroes
Judah Pearl, John and Elizabeth Edwards, Albert Einstein, Christopher Reeve, Al Gore, Carl Sagan, Kurt Vonnegut, Michael Moore, Mark Twain, Kwai Chang Caine, Mr. Spock, pre-1980 Jesus Christ, and those Japanese scientists who have cured Alzheimers in mice. GO! GO! GO!
Tiger Woods' Penis's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Washington DC, Los Angeles
Body type:
6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign:
Leo
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Public Nuisance
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
Tiger Woods' Penis's Schools
Montgomery College
Rockville, MD
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Postdoctoral
Major: Nuclear Engineering
Minor: Rocket Science
Clubs: Future Brain Surgeons of the World
1986 to 1989
National Conservatory Of Dramatic Arts
Washington, DC
Graduated: 1984
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Professional
Major: Unemployability
Minor: Alcoholism
Clubs: Glee Club, 4-H, Fencers
1982 to 1984
University Maryland
College Park, MD
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: English/Theatre Education
Minor: Vagrancy
Clubs: Parking Ticket Collectors Club
1982 to 1993
Winston Churchill High
Potomac, MD
Graduated: 1981
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Truancy
Minor: Chemistry
Clubs: Thespians
1978 to 1981
Tiger Woods' Penis's Companies
Mustang Ranch Reno, Nevada US Towel Boy Graveyard Shift
1980-1996
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.
Over the years I’ve occasionally wondered what, during their pleasant exiles in South America, Josef Mengele or Klaus Barbie would have blogged about, had the technology existed. Having read your "Some Days Are Worth Noting" blog I think I can say I’ve got a pretty good idea...
*Re: Okay, seriously are you guys actually British up there? --not anymore, but we're still using their software. The Westminster Parliamentary System 2.0 FPTP (First-Past-The-Post), though we're hoping to upgrade to Proportional Representation like New Zealand.
*How can another country's figurehead ruler tell your country what to do? --well, things have changed since Lord Byng was Governor-General. During my lifetime all our G-Gs have been Canadians, selected by the Prime Minister for a 5-year term (the Queen just rubber-stamps it). So it's possible to have a female Haitian refugee who used to work for our equivalent of PBS in the top job -- not likely if the Harperites had a say in electing her. A figurehead, but she's ours. It's actually rather useful to have the head of state/C-in-C role separate from the head of government (PM). Less chance of a Bushlike cult of personality, and the Supreme Court can stay out of governance. Also -- it beats some of the proposed G-G selection systems, where we would have ended up with Dan Aykroyd or Celine Dion.
If you need help resolving this let me know. We have some experience handling pushy Brits down here. --you give them their own TV show? (e.g. Craig Ferguson)
