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John
John Kensil Comedian

Male
72 years old
Hollywood
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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   John's Comedian Bio
BioPhiladelphia Born Los Angeles Based Comedian John Kensil. I am not going to put something " Wacky" in my Bio to show how " Ha Ha Funny" I am. I talk about my life growing up in a poor Philly neighborhood, one of seven Irish Catholic kids. ( No I do not say or have any jokes like" I’m a survivor, Yep! 12 years of Catholic school. Oh the nuns! I had one tough nun. Sister Moses Mallone ha ha.......) I performed from Boston to Florida. from New York to Chicago. I moved out in LA in 2006 and love it. check out www.johnkensil.com
WebsiteJOHNKENSIL.COM
Influences"Didn’t a millionaire say " Imagine no Possessions?" -Elvis Costello................. I always liked that. Oh and " Laughter is the lowest form of comedy" - Michael O'Donoghue I liked 70’s comics growing up. Like Robert Klein, Woody Allen, Johnathan Winters. Especially Steve Martin! And I also like Dave Attell, Bill Hicks, Brian Reagan. Gregg Proops, Dennis Miller, Mike Stankiewicz, Dennis Horan,Paul Tompkins, Kevin Sullivan. ( some of these guys are out of Philly and they are hilarious) All of these comedians inspired me to write better and different ways of observing and talking about things.
MembersI like roller skating parties
TV ShowsESPN Comcast Sports March Laughness Fox Morning Show Good Morning America Comedy Central E! Scooby Doo Meets Tim Conway ( animated. I was 3rd Ghoul in haunted barn)
FilmsBlades Of Glory- Will Ferrell movie. I play a Denver National Skating Judge
AlbumsPhoto

    John's Interests
GeneralMovies, Music, Writing, Comedy, Interesting political talk that doesn't resort to 2nd grade schoolyard name calling. ( got that? hippie!) Opps, lets just forget I said that. Really, like talking politics in some bar or diner is gonna change anything. Its hopeless. Thank God we have WWE wrestling! Everything that gets me out of the house. I like doing things legal outside.
MusicI like cool music, from Sinatra to the Killers. I hate rap and can't wait till it goes the way the way of courdoroy pants and disappears.......... What? courdoroys are making a comeback?..........What the f....? I just don't like rap. Oh and country rap either. I like original singer songwriters.
MoviesI like off beat films like the couple of films that Steve Buscemi made ( Tres Lounge) I like everything really. If a movie has a fat kid getting pushed in a pool and the corrupt college dean getting his just desserts I am in the front row. Shawshank, Big Lebowski, Oh Brother Where art Thou, I shouldn't have said I like everything earlier. I like a well made action film. I like Christopher Guest films like Waiting for Guffman and Best In Show.
TelevisionSCTV was my inspiration for becoming a comedian, Mr. Show, Scrubs, I really dig 24, Sopranos, The Shield,
Books- Classics -A confederacy of Dunces -Youth In Revolt By CD Payne. I highly recommend these tomes
HeroesThe Hulk and that guy, you know... That guy..... aww whats his name?......Damn it!... its right on the tip of my tounge..... MC HAMMER. Ron Pallillo

     John's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Phila
Body type:5' 10" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   John's Schools
Temple University
Philadelphia,Pennsylvania
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: radio television and film
Minor: psych, history,
Clubs: clubs are for nerds
 

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About me:
My Name is John Kensil and I am a comedian originally out of Philadelphia.I live in Los Angeles. I have been performing for a decade or so in comedy. I have been on Comedy Central and and have I performed in places that serve adult drinks. I have a website-www.Johnkensil.com I write every day. I live in Hollywood. I live in an apartment house built in the 1920's. I like it here, it's enjoyable. . ( not a joke- what everything has to be a joke to you? ) I will write for you if you like, just e-mail me
Who I'd like to meet:
Chicks. and Swedish Airline Stewardesses ( female airline stewardesses) ( no wait a minute- "Born Female" Swedish airline stewardesses, I'm not going through that embarassment again.you know an annullment etc....) I'd like to meet fans of original comedy and can dig offbeat comedy. people with a pulse.

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Jun 6 2009 6:34 AM

Have A Great Week

Thank You! For supporting our music and for your friendship,
We greatly appreciate. Please add yourself to our mailing list.
May all your dreams come true! Your new friends, Jerry / Joe



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Dec 26 2008 4:59 AM

HEEEEE'S MISTER BUS DRIVER!
Read my email about New Years.
Hope you can swing it.
Merry Christmas Kensil!
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Dec 22 2008 7:03 PM

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Sep 15 2008 9:59 PM

Happy birthday man!
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Sep 11 2008 9:30 PM

Happy Birthday, Kenso!
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Aug 29 2008 7:27 AM

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Aug 16 2008 10:22 PM

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Aug 9 2008 5:52 PM

Wow. Just saw you got added to our Thursday night in the comedy contest. We are loaded with big names.

But at least, if we learned anything at all from the WMGK contest last year, it's that you have no friends. So, I have dismissed you as a first-round threat.

A very funny, non-threat. That's what we'll call you, until we think of something shorter than that.
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Aug 8 2008 12:27 PM

"No deal, no sleep. Live. Die."
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Jul 22 2008 8:13 PM


THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND!
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