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John Kensil Comedian
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73 years old
Hollywood
United States
Last Login: 12/5/2009
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John's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Philadelphia Born Los Angeles Based Comedian John Kensil.
I am not going to put something " Wacky" in my Bio to show how
" Ha Ha Funny" I am.
I talk about my life growing up in a poor Philly neighborhood, one of seven Irish Catholic kids. ( No I do not say or have any jokes like" I’m a survivor, Yep! 12 years of Catholic school. Oh the nuns! I had one tough nun. Sister Moses Mallone ha ha.......)
I performed from Boston to Florida. from New York to Chicago.
I moved out in LA in 2006 and love it.
check out www.johnkensil.com | | Website | JOHNKENSIL.COM | | Influences | "Didn’t a millionaire say " Imagine no Possessions?" -Elvis Costello................. I always liked that.
Oh and
" Laughter is the lowest form of comedy" - Michael O'Donoghue
I liked 70’s comics growing up. Like Robert Klein, Woody Allen, Johnathan Winters. Especially Steve Martin!
And I also like Dave Attell, Bill Hicks, Brian Reagan. Gregg Proops, Dennis Miller, Mike Stankiewicz, Dennis Horan,Paul Tompkins, Kevin Sullivan. ( some of these guys are out of Philly and they are hilarious)
All of these comedians inspired me to write better and different ways of observing and talking about things. | | Members | I like roller skating parties | | TV Shows | ESPN
Comcast Sports March Laughness
Fox Morning Show
Good Morning America
Comedy Central
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Scooby Doo Meets Tim Conway ( animated. I was 3rd Ghoul in haunted barn) | | Films | Blades Of Glory- Will Ferrell movie. I play a Denver National Skating Judge | | Albums | Photo |
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John's Interests
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| General | Movies, Music, Writing, Comedy,
Interesting political talk that doesn't resort to 2nd grade schoolyard name calling. ( got that? hippie!)
Opps, lets just forget I said that. Really, like talking politics in some bar or diner is gonna change anything. Its hopeless. Thank God we have WWE wrestling!
Everything that gets me out of the house.
I like doing things legal outside. | | Music | I like cool music, from Sinatra to the Killers.
I hate rap and can't wait till it goes the way the way of courdoroy pants and disappears..........
What? courdoroys are making a comeback?..........What the f....?
I just don't like rap. Oh and country rap either. I like original singer songwriters. | | Movies | I like off beat films like the couple of films that Steve Buscemi made ( Tres Lounge) I like everything really. If a movie has a fat kid getting pushed in a pool and the corrupt college dean getting his just desserts I am in the front row.
Shawshank, Big Lebowski, Oh Brother Where art Thou, I shouldn't have said I like everything earlier. I like a well made action film. I like Christopher Guest films like Waiting for Guffman and Best In Show. | | Television | SCTV was my inspiration for becoming a comedian, Mr. Show, Scrubs, I really dig 24, Sopranos, The Shield, | | Books | - Classics
-A confederacy of Dunces
-Youth In Revolt By CD Payne.
I highly recommend these tomes | | Heroes | The Hulk
and that guy, you know... That guy..... aww whats his name?......Damn it!... its right on the tip of my tounge..... MC HAMMER.
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John's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Phila | | Body type: | 5' 10" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Comedian |
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John's Schools
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Temple University
Philadelphia,Pennsylvania
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: radio television and film
Minor: psych, history,
Clubs: clubs are for nerds
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About me:
My Name is John Kensil and I am a comedian originally out of Philadelphia.I live in Los Angeles.
I have been performing for a decade or so in comedy.
I have been on Comedy Central and and have I performed in places that serve adult drinks. I have a website-www.Johnkensil.com
I write every day. I live in Hollywood. I live in an apartment house built in the 1920's. I like it here, it's enjoyable. . ( not a joke- what everything has to be a joke to you? )
I will write for you if you like, just e-mail me
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Who I'd like to meet:
Chicks.
and Swedish Airline Stewardesses ( female airline stewardesses)
( no wait a minute- "Born Female" Swedish airline stewardesses, I'm not going through that embarassment again.you know an annullment etc....)
I'd like to meet fans of original comedy and can dig offbeat comedy.
people with a pulse.
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