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John
John Y’all don’t want to hear me, you just want to laugh

Male
27 years old
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/11/2009
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    John's Interests
GeneralStand up and Improv comedy, lashing out, staying in bed
Musicmakes me wish I were a musician.
MoviesFear and Loathing in LV, Withnail and I, Movies by John Cassavetes, Marx Brothers movies, High Fidelity, Wes Anderson movies
TelevisionMr. Show, The Office (British), The Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, Chappeles Show
BooksI'm reading a book about peak oil. I want to start writing jokes about it before it becomes hack in 20 or so years.
HeroesBill Hicks, Bod and David, Wes Anderson, Spiderman

     John's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Dubuque, Iowa
Body type:5' 10" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:College graduate

   John's Schools
Macalester College
St Paul,Minnesota
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English, Philosophy
Clubs: Fresh Concepts, Short Order, DNBAM
 

2001 to 2005
Dubuque Senior High School
Dubuque,Iowa
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Mime and Comedy Troupe, Story Theater, Mainstage Shows, Contest
 

1997 to 2001

   John's Networking
Film - Drama - Acting
I'm a comedian looking for work


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John Knefel Political
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Things to Say When You’re Leaving Town Instead of "Fuck This Place"  (view more)

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Man Sues God. God Pulls Strings. God Walks Free.  (view more)

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   John's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a comic living in Brooklyn. I'm part of the Bare Hand Wolf Chokers Association. Check out my other blog at www.comedyandpolitics.blogspot.com
Who I'd like to meet:
Kucinich, Stanhope, Rex Grossman.

   John's Friend Space (Top 14)
John has 577 friends.
 Bare Hand Wolf Chokers Association 


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John's Friends Comments
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The Canon Logic

The Canon Logic



Aug 25 2009 7:14 PM

hey! friendly reminder that we'll be playing a Club NME show at the Annex in the LES this Thursday. Maybe we'll see you there?
Unvanecessary

Unvanecessary



Jul 31 2009 1:33 AM

one word. epic. and I know portland couldn't have been much more fun.

See you soooooon
Synapse Trap

Synapse Trap



Mar 20 2009 2:30 PM


Synapse Trap the lights have gone out at my house music video RED VER. from yesisaidyes.com on Vimeo.


Available on the Tremblin’ Hugs For Everyone mixtape (see Myspace profile bout how to git it!)

Best Of Myspace Comedy

Best Myspace Comedy



Mar 6 2009 10:06 PM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our choice of Comedy of the Week.
myspace. com/SLOTCARTV


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Feb 26 2009 1:36 AM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our choice fo rComedy of the Week.
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Feb 21 2009 1:12 AM

Hey thanks for being a friend
Please CLICK HERE to see our choice for Blog of the Week.
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Natasha

Natasha



Jan 3 2009 9:06 AM

you suck onesies
Unvanecessary

Unvanecessary



Nov 19 2008 10:07 PM

guess who gets in to JFK on Thanksgiving.....I will be there until Tuesday!
Mike Drucker

Mike Drucker



Oct 30 2008 8:10 PM

Aww... now it's just sad.

Mike Drucker

Mike Drucker



Oct 22 2008 4:28 PM

"Rates were cunt in the Bush years."
"So you didn't like them."
"No, if I liked the Bush year rates, I would've called them 'lady' or 'ma'am.' But they were cunt.
"
Mike Drucker

Mike Drucker



Oct 22 2008 1:53 PM

Hahahahahaha.
Mike Drucker

Mike Drucker



Oct 22 2008 5:43 AM



"Those guys have said some pretty nasty things about you. And I couldn't agree with them more. I mean..."
Mike Drucker

Mike Drucker



Oct 15 2008 9:18 PM

I want to let you know - when you're on television destroying with jokes, I'll be in bed. And the only way I'll be able to fall asleep is fantasizing about your failure.
Eric I

Eric I



Oct 14 2008 6:01 PM

Can YOU be funnier than your friend JOHN KNEFEL for 4 and a half measly minutes?!?!

If NOT, would you love to watch him perform in a contest this evening at 7:00 at Ochi's (@Comix)- 14th St & 9th Ave and VOTE for him?!

You get in for FREE!!!!!

He could win FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS.

With the help of your VOTE!

OR, IF YOU DECIDE TO COMPETE, YOU COULD WIN FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS!

See you at Ochi's at 7:00 SHARP this evening,

Eric I
Mike Drucker

Mike Drucker



Oct 13 2008 8:10 PM

I'm so sorry. Oh Jesus I'm so sorry.
Eric I

Eric I



Sep 30 2008 8:21 PM

KNEFEL!

T minus TWO-AND-A-HALF HOURS!

If you can be funni​er than:​

(1) Reese​ Water​s
(2) Jamie​ Lee
(3) Helen​ Hong
(4) Barry​ Rothb​art
(5) Ray DeVit​io
(6) Mark Norma​nd
(7) Hila​ry Schwa​rtz
(8) Jared​ Logan​

for FIVE measl​y minut​es -

- then come to Ochi'​s Loung​e (@ Comix​)​ TONIGHT! (TUESD​AY eveni​ng) at **7:00 SHARP**​ for Seaso​n 2, Episo​de 3 of:

"​Eric I's $​500 (FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS!) Comed​y Showd​own!​"​

WHEN:​ TUESD​AY 9/30 from 7:00 to 8:55

WHERE​:​ Ochi'​s Loung​e (@ Comix​)​ - 14th Stree​t b/t 8th Ave & 9th Ave

SUBWA​Y:​ A/​C/​E/​F/​L/​1/​2/​3 to 14th Stree​t - then just walk a block​ or two WEST

SEVEN​ comic​s who simpl​y show up at 7:00 o'​clock​ will get to do a tight​ 5-​minut​e set (​along​ with the eight​ comic​s liste​d above​)​.

The winne​r (​judge​d by the audie​nce)​ advan​ces into the Semi-​Final​s.

Winne​r of the conte​st wins FIVE HUNDR​ED DOLLA​RS strai​ght outta​ my wallet!​

You gotta​ be in it to win it!

See you at Ochi'​s TUESD​AY @ 7:​00!​

Peace​,​

Eric I
Mike Drucker

Mike Drucker



Sep 30 2008 3:19 PM



Gotcha Journalism means writing down what people say, apparently.
Backyard Tire Fire

Backyard Tire Fire



Sep 29 2008 4:17 PM

BACKYARD TIRE FIRE

*** NEW YORK, NY ***

Thursday, Oct.
2nd @ 10pm

LIVE! @ PIANO'S
158 Ludlow Street
New York, NY
tel#: (212) 505-3733
pinanosnyc. com

*** BROOKLYN, NY ***

Friday, Oct.
3rd @ 9pm

w/ Katie Herzig & Nick Africano

LIVE! @ UNION HALL
702 Union Street @ 5th Ave.

Brooklyn, NY
tel#: (718) 638-4400
unionhallny. com

*** CLIFTON PARK, NY ***

Saturday, Oct.
4 @ 8pm

w/ Rustic Overtones

LIVE! @ NORTHERN LIGHTS
1208 Route 146
Clifton Park, NY
tel#: (518) 371-0012
northernlightslive. com

backyardtirefire. com

The Impending Moustache

The Impending Moustache



Sep 25 2008 3:15 PM

You are invited!



September 26-October 17
Every Friday at 7PM

The PIT
154 w. 29th btw. 6th & 7th
$8
Gabe Pacheco

Gabe Pacheco



Sep 20 2008 9:17 PM

Great job on JOY the show!
You made some lady fans.
I know.
They told me so.
Eric I

Eric I



Sep 15 2008 3:53 PM

MR. KNEFEL!

OCHI'S!

TOMORROW (TUESDAY)!

DOORS @ 6:45!

SHOWTIME @ 7:00!

BRING YOUR BEST 5 MINUTES AND MAKE SOME OF IT ROASTY, IF YOU'D LIKE.

500 BUCKS OF MY MONEY *COULD* BE YOURS!

SEE YOU THEN, SIR,

ALL CAPS ERIC I
Mike Drucker

Mike Drucker



Sep 12 2008 4:01 AM



YES!
Molly

Molly



Sep 9 2008 9:23 PM

i'm talking to Maggie via Your Wall:
Dear Maggie,
The photo below of John is hilarious.
It cheered me up after a very bad day at school.
Love,
Molly
Really Doe

Really Doe



Sep 7 2008 3:29 AM

Photobucket
Unvanecessary

Unvanecessary



Aug 25 2008 8:57 PM

Oh no!

=(

Where is everyone?
Anyone still together? I must get out there.
And soon!
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