ELpork
"It makes my teeth big"

Male
19 years old
Brooklyn Park, Minnesota
United States

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Last Login: 11/23/2008
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    ELpork's Interests
GeneralI like to write and fill my self with story's. Be it a book, movie, song, or game.
MusicI like everything but shitty scream-o *by that I mean Screamers who cant hold a note* "Crap Rap", and Country.
MoviesIll watch just about anything.
TelevisionDirty Jobs with Mike Rowe (Hes my hero), Myth busters (Jamie is a Super Hero, and Adams the Strange super villain), Survivor man, Sea lab 2021, Robot chicken, Frisky dingo (BOOSH), ATHF, Family guy, The Simpson's, American dad, Futurama, Top gear.
BooksThe zombie survive guide, Underworld, World War Z, Speak, outsiders.
HeroesMike Rowe ,Conan'O brain, Jim Gaffigan, Hugo Weaving, bill Gates, Rob zombie, Simon Pegg.
Groups: Game Informer JunkiesJeffs GroupDark-Heartedfunny pictures groupRandomnessChris farley is the manTekken ZaibatsuGamers.

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     ELpork's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Brooklyn Park
Body type:6' 7" / More to love!
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:High school
Occupation:GA at Gamestop
Income:Less than $30,000

   ELpork's Companies
Game Stop
MN US
GA

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About me:
What do you want from a brotha? If yee need to know anything about me just mail me.
Who I'd like to meet:
I'll meet anybody who would be willing to meet me.

   ELpork's Friend Space (Top 2)
ELpork has 97 friends.
 Niki 


 Tony 





ELpork's Friends Comments
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Niki





Nov 15 2008 2:49 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I'll see you later today!! Love you, xoxo
Tiffanie





Nov 15 2008 9:48 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Tiffanie





Nov 14 2008 3:39 PM

o i didn't say it yet.. cause its not your bday yet.
but tomorrow i will lol
Jeff





Nov 14 2008 12:31 PM

i wasnt 100% sure lol
Tiffanie





Nov 13 2008 10:28 PM

haha.. thanks for what?
Tiffanie





Nov 13 2008 8:29 PM

isn't your bday on the 15th? i do remember i was 5 days older than you lol
Jeff





Nov 13 2008 12:22 PM

happy birthday?
Tiffanie





Nov 5 2008 7:33 PM

5 more days till my bday lol but thanks!
~Kristine~





Oct 28 2008 8:44 PM

Thanx Hun!!!
Taptup





Oct 28 2008 12:51 PM

Ah... My tdard collection continues to grow. Thanks for the add, dude
~Kristine~





Oct 27 2008 10:58 PM

no job yet i still cant find anywhere to work....
~Kristine~





Oct 26 2008 6:32 PM

where have i been?.....where have you been?...lol
sorry yeah i have been just hangin out at my mom's and doing nothing.....i had my drivers test last week and i failed so i have to take it again!!!lame huh?!

how are you i have missed you!!!
Jeff





Oct 25 2008 1:45 PM

im too busy saturday
Jeff





Oct 24 2008 8:35 PM

get one for me.
are they free?
.young.sailor.





Oct 24 2008 3:22 PM

oh man i hate writers blocks!!
they totally suck.
blah well i hope your writers block goes away
i better get cleaning!
ttyl.
.young.sailor.





Oct 24 2008 3:07 PM

because i'm lazy haha
and i just texted all day and stayed in bed lol
but that was also kinda cause i didn't feel good so yeah, and i read and stuff
then i hung out with people lol
but it has to get done today
because people are coming over tonight!!
C:
so what you up to?
davenpooaaat





Oct 24 2008 2:03 PM

thanks man
.young.sailor.





Oct 24 2008 12:45 AM

lol yeah
i always feel like that after a nap lol
it didn't go at all.
.young.sailor.





Oct 23 2008 6:48 PM

C:
i didn't get much cleaning done...
i'm too lazy haha
but i have to clean i now have to spend all day tomorrow cleaning it because i'm lazy and people are coming over tomorrow night.
blah.
oh well
how was your nap or whatever?
.young.sailor.





Oct 23 2008 2:30 PM

ooo very interseting
haha
i carved pumpkins from 11:30-1 am last night haha
now i get to clean my room
yay
haha
i'm very exciting too.
lol
well have a good sleep
and i will talk to you later
i gotta go clean blah.
.young.sailor.





Oct 23 2008 2:23 PM

YAY!
lol
C:
so how are you this morning?
.young.sailor.





Oct 23 2008 3:53 AM

lol i don't remember haha
oh here's another one
teehee!!!
Jeff





Oct 22 2008 10:23 PM

negroooo
.young.sailor.





Oct 22 2008 5:26 PM

teehee C:
.young.sailor.





Oct 21 2008 6:51 PM

teehee C:
fo sho!!
.young.sailor.





Oct 21 2008 6:37 PM

no...because i'm saying
i'm one tough bch...fcka
like calling whoever reads it a fcka
lol
like you best understand
ahahaha!!
.young.sailor.





Oct 20 2008 9:12 PM

lol yeah
i would be a little worried if it did contain the boyfriend part haha
.young.sailor.





Oct 20 2008 1:15 PM

lol yes it does!
just i dunno everything sucks
just the whole boyfriend thing
can't find a job
and just a bunch of other little things all strung together
pretty much suck.
Dark-Hearted_Lifes Changing





Oct 20 2008 12:00 AM

doesnt matter they will teach u shit or how about gander mountain khols wallmart menards fleet farm
.young.sailor.





Oct 19 2008 3:43 PM

oh dang i hate colds
well i hate being sick in general.
i hope you feel better.
me i feel like blah
things just keep getting worse and worse and worse
:C
.young.sailor.





Oct 18 2008 8:03 PM

what's goin on?
C:
Dark-Hearted_Lifes Changing





Oct 17 2008 6:39 PM

dicks sporting goods or lowes or cosco or even a place like target
Dark-Hearted_Lifes Changing





Oct 17 2008 6:12 PM

i guess wat about dicks or best buy or something like that
Dark-Hearted_Lifes Changing





Oct 17 2008 2:02 PM

its alright i mean its a job and it starts at 8.
50 so i cant complain to much y dont u go apply they are hiring right now
Dark-Hearted_Lifes Changing





Oct 16 2008 2:18 AM

not much just working alot and got a job at ups
Dark-Hearted_Lifes Changing





Oct 15 2008 6:13 AM

wat up dude how u been
.young.sailor.





Oct 14 2008 11:13 PM

hey foo!
what you up to?
we need to hang again!!
Tony





Oct 14 2008 3:26 AM

......so what kind of car did you get anyway?
Jeff





Oct 6 2008 3:23 AM

will i not need to use my discount til later?
Jeff