Two smokes left in Johnny's Parliament pack Todd went out for some pills but he never came back Hooker's passed out with his pants undone When did life become so much fun?
Everybody's got a vodka shot Everybody's got a vodka shot The house is trashed and the girls aren't hot At least everybody's got a vodka... vodka shot
Mario One stand up in the room I called that BU chick for some late night poon She brought Jim Brewer when I said bring a friend Now we all get to see Hooker's boner again, oh baby
Everybody's got a vodka shot Everybody's got a vodka shot Try to explain Raising Arizona's plot While everybody does another vodka shooot
Just thought I would remind you how awesome we think you are and that we love you. Remember, we have lots of room whenever you want to come and visit! xoxo
beeriously, Johnny. You could be my brother from another mother.... glad to finally have our moment. I almost denounced you! Someday, I will make it into one of your coveted top spots (sigh). Hope you're sleeping like Rip Van Winkle.... LOVELOVELOVE k
beeriously, Johnny. You could be my brother from another mother.... glad to finally have our moment. I almost denounced you! Someday, I will make it into one of your coveted top spots (sigh). Hope you're sleeping like Rip Van Winkle.... LOVELOVELOVE k
Johnny, the way i see it we could see ourselves as aging, faltering, teetering on the verge of collapse or failure or we could see ourselves like this. not like this
Such fun meeting you Johnny. But you shouldn't make drinking bets you can't possibly keep... bahaha. Don't worry I'll come to the U.S to show how it's really done. Peace out America.
