John Donaldson

Who I'd like to meet:

When I walk into a room containing a large amount of strangers, I tend to have a 'deer in the headlights' look. I have trouble making eye contact, but once I have hit my comfort zone with you, I do well in my interactions. Maybe I have issues, who knows, who doesn't nowadays? Socializing is a crapshoot, so why not make it look like you are enjoying it while you are at it unless you aren't, then you can make outrageous faces to show your discomfort. People that have 'it', you know, those special individuals that transcend archetypes. Yeah and people that photograph poorly so we can start having our own meetings with punch and cookies.

People in general (just for reference, I don't really want to get to know these people): Deal Or No Deal suitcase spokesmodels that have become trainwrecks, roller derby enforcers, concierges who weren't inspired by Michael J Fox, circus ringmasters, tobacco pickers, bathroom attendants who aren't legally blind, ice cream testers who aren't obese, mail-order brides not from Eastern Europe, school play lead role understudies that have to step in on opening night, custodians who don't have more than one job, square dance callers, sushi chefs, people that have been struck by lightning, people that have slipped on banana peels, etc..