I find interesting things very interesting. I also think interesting people are very interesting. There is an interesting possiblity that you could be interesting and I would be very interested in finding out if you are, indeed, interesting. Though you would be interested to know that my finding of things to be interesting is in direct concordance with the interest quotient of said thing of interest. If you have a low interest quotient chances are I would find you lowly interesting. I find the word "interesting" interesting and have been interested in using the word more often. Interested?
"Seeing men are evil."
Music
I don't know who the drummer is. I don't care. I don't care where they played last either. I don't care who was there or who she is fucking. I don't care how you wear your hair or where you got your hot new belt...so why the hell would I care what music you listen to? Hell, I don't even care what music I listen to. Unless it's Clutch. Then I'm happy. If you aren't happy with that then you can...talk it over with me. I think we can work it out. No. Don't go!
As always,instead of having a long list of bands that I love (where the length of your list is only slightly less cool than having a long cock) I instead will list bands that I can't stand.
I hate Pearl Jam, Rush, Lenny Krabsitch, "DAVE" (as in Dave Matthews Band), Phish (sorry you dirty fucking hippies), Justin Limbercake, R. Kelly, most current sensory grating poppy rap music, Micheal Jackson (the newer, alien shit not the pre hair on fire stuff), U2 (the newer stuff [thanks Christine!]), Linkin Park, British Hip Hop, Kenny Chesney, Most country, any American Idol flim flammy pantload, most pop music, christian "rock", and your favorite band.
"When a man's got money in his pocket he begins to appreciate peace."
Movies
Television
Television is the new God. DVR is the new messiah. My messiah has died repeatedly for what I am guessing are my sins...but it still records my favorite shows. Unlike Jesus.
My favorite shows are: Gordon Ramsay Insults Idiots(Hell's Kitchen), Jack Bauer: Unstoppable Terrorist Killing Dynamo Who Needs Not Sleep Nor Food(24), Flashback of The Week & Random Weirdness!(Lost), Prove Things Don't Happen by Blowing Shit Up(Mythbusters), Moldy Old Objects Presented by Moldy Old People Who Make Money Off Of Them(Antiques Roadshow), Moldy Old People and Their Moldy Old Priceless Objects: "Smashing!" Edition(Antiques Roadshow UK), Get To Know Baltimore(The Wire), I Study Bugs and Bodies(CSI), Victorian Age Cocksuckers(Deadwood), David Lynch Smokes Many Foul Things(Twin Peaks), Trailer Dicks and the Old Men Who Love Them(The Rockford Files), I'm Old and Rich and a Son of a Bitch and Still Hilarious(Curb Your Enthusiasm), Hardcore Mormography(Big Love), Men Beating the Shit Out of Each Other for Fun and Prizes(The Ultimate Fighter), and many more!
"Victims? Don't be melodramatic. Look down there. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax - the only way you can save money nowadays."
Books
Give a person a gun and they can shoot a man, give a book and they can find out where to steal one.
My favorite books include, but are not limited to: Shogun by James Clavell, The Stand by Stephen King, The Dark Tower Series by the same Stephen King, Battle Royale by Koushun Takami, The Art of War by Sun Tzu, The Unfettered Mind by Takuan Soho, Book of the Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi, Lone Wolf and Cub and Samurai Executioner by Koike Kazuo and Goseki Kojima, American Gods by Neil Gaiman, The Three Kingdoms Saga, Everything by H.P. Lovecraft, So far everything by Robert E. Howard, The Harry Pooper Series by J.K. Rowling, Various Comics and Manga and lots of other wordy bullshit!
I have also been reading the Rain Series by Barry Eisler. If you like exotic Asian locales, Jazz music, whiskey, and the use of hands in murdering people then these books are for you.
"I have decided to escape, to defy the shogun. Today I will begin walking the road to hell. But you will choose your own path. So, soon you may be seeing heaven. Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball and you join your mother, in death. You don’t understand my words, but you must choose. So… come boy, choose life or death."
Heroes
The people that actually physically attend the University of Pheonix. Nothing says "Fuck it!" like actually metriculating at a school a brain in a freezer with internet access could be accepted into. These people say "I know I could have my frontal lobe removed and still attend my psych class in the middle of taking a dump over the side of a boat in the Everglades...but I actually want to sit in a damned University of Pheonix classroom and pay tuition anyway!" Way to go against the grain! You are my heroes!
"I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!"
Suny At Albany
Albany, NY
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: History
Clubs: The Wow I'm So Totally Awesome Club, The Redheads for Total Domination Organization, Needlework.
Current Courses:
Suny College At Oswego
Oswego,New York
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Major: Asian History
Minor: Uhh...Asian History?
Clubs: Mmm..Pie is good.
President of CWA, eating, eating, eating, writing, reading, loafing.
Greek:
Iota Eta Pi
1998 to 2000
Schenectady County Community College
Schenectady,New York
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Teacher Education
Minor: Disassociative Personality Disorder
Clubs: Eating, Sleeping, The Rockford Files, Picking friends up from High School, being a burden on society.
Greek:
Lambda Lambda Lambda
1995 to 1997
Schalmont Hs
Schenectady,New York
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Clubs: Histotech, Yearbook, Shitting on my father
1991 to 1995
Johnny Anarchy: Chairman of the Bored's Companies
Fishbucket Industries Chester, You know...Chester, VERMONT US Chief Engineer of Non-Important Things Bio-Research
1995 - Present
The Disco Squad Squad HQ, Undisclosed Location US Avenging Disco Godfather Is for mathematicians!
1994 - Present
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QUESTION OF THE DAY:If a tree falls on my head will I be able to hear the sickening crunch of my skull nanoseconds before my brain gets squeezed like an old testicle? Granted, I'm not so curious I want to find out...this is just the first question that popped into my head. Which I guess speaks volumes about my personality doesn't it?
I guess this means that no, I don't really have a question.
Whats that? You want firsthand conversationalness with the master of the house? Bitch, you f'real? You are opening yourself up for a world of hurt! But don't worry its a good kind of hurt. Like child birth and abortion...
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"The old man ordered the ten of us to kill each other. He told us to be true assassins with a heart of steel. We've obeyed his order and even killed our own comrades. We don't expect to stay alive."
Who I'd like to meet:
"I looked into the trap, Ray."
"It is not only possible - it is essential. That is the whole idea of this machine, you know. Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy the fear to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling, the Doomsday Machine is terrifying. It's simple to understand. And completely credible and convincing."
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Listen up, I was a pseudo Ginger for 7 years...it was only after the experimental Ginger removal surgery and rounds of medication and therapy that I cured my abnormality....No sensitivity training needed. And he is a younger, chubbier version of you. Definitely not as fetching.
The authentic human being is one of us who instinctively knows what he should not do, and, in addition, he will balk at doing it. He will refuse to do it, even if this brings down dread consequences to him and to those whom he loves. This, to me, is the ultimately heroic trait of ordinary people; they say no to the tyrant and they calmly take the consequences of this resistance. Their deeds may be small, and almost always unnoticed, unmarked by history. Their names are not remembered, nor did these authentic humans expect their names to be remembered. I see their authenticity in an odd way: not in their willingness to perform great heroic deeds but in their quiet refusals. In essence, they cannot be compelled to be what they are not.
