We love music. We love you. We have this to say if you're interested in booking a show...
Music
PLEASE DON'T CALL US ABOUT BOOKING A SHOW. Please, our lovely bartenders can't serve you drinks if they're always answering the phone!
PLEASE DON'T SEND US A MYSPACE MESSAGE FOR BOOKING we just can't look at them all. Send booking requests the following way if you hope for an answer
PLEASE DO THIS
FOR LOCAL BAND BOOKING: EMAIL cw@johnnybrendas.com
FOR TOURING BAND BOOKING: EMAIL inquiry@johnnybrendas.com
E-mail links to your website, MySpace, or Facebook.
Movies
P.S. Please don't add that e-mail to your mailing list or I will turn your messages into Spam and forever after forward you all of the unfunny e-mail jokes and inspiring semi-religious messages I receive from my father.
Television
PPS. We will get back to you ONLY if we have a show in mind for you.
Books
PPPS. If you are in for a drink, the bartenders WILL NOT be able to answer questions like "Why hasn't anyone gotten back to me about booking my band?" since they'll be busy pouring beer.