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Johnny Candon
"BULLETS CAN'T STOP IT!"

Male
36 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 2/19/2009
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MoviesANYTHING with subtitles and in black and white, preferably European, and with lots of sad bits that sort of make you look out of the window for an hour afterwards, or as long as it takes for someone to say "Hey? Are you happy?" Then I turn around slowly, sigh, light a cigarette, sigh again and with an enigmatic little half smile reply "Is anyone?". And Batman Begins.
TelevisionI believe we live in a world where colour shouldn't matter so black and white television. Definately.

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Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Dublin
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes


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   Johnny Candon's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a writer and comedian living in London and generally acting the man about town. My hobbies include reading really lovely poetry that makes you cry and think about how bad war is, being a kindly benefactor to impoverished families and doing lots of brilliant charity work that I don't want to go on about because I don't want people thinking I'm just showing off. But I do LOTS.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone really. Is that boring? It's nice meeting people. Even if they're a twat then at least you can walk away feeling morally superior and think "At least I'm not a big old twat like that guy!" Then worry that thinking that does in fact make you even more of a twat than them and that they are probably thinking the same thing as they walked away which in turn makes them bigger in the twat stakes till it all gets totally out of hand. So on reflection, I don't want to meet anyone. It's just too risky.

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Mar 26 2009 12:14 AM

Thanks for being a friend!
Check out our page and see all of our videos.
Let us know what you think!
Until then here is a copy of our newest video!

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Mar 18 2009 11:03 PM

Thanks for being a friend!
Check out our page and see all of our videos.
Let us know what you think!
Until then here is a copy of our newest video!

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Feb 20 2009 12:53 AM

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Jet City Improv





Feb 2 2009 8:44 PM

The Groundlings





Feb 2 2009 6:10 PM

Happy birthday johnny!
Madame Merryweather


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Feb 2 2009 10:26 AM

Merryweather Gazette Birthday
Bobolina Carbonara





Aug 22 2008 4:21 PM

How are you ye big bollox?
Princess Shannon the Promoter





Aug 21 2008 10:01 PM

Hello JohnnyCandon,

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Paul Carey Jones





Aug 13 2008 12:45 PM

Really enjoyed the show today Johnny. Looking forward to seeing our discussion of arachnophobia on YouTube, and receiving appropriate royalties in due course.
Hope you're having a good time, Pcj
Davo





Jul 31 2008 11:45 AM



Robbie Bonham





Jul 1 2008 9:37 PM

Hey dude! Whats the plan for Saturday night?
Michael Mee





May 30 2008 4:27 PM

Hey Johnny

Fancy a coffee some time?

MM
Princess Shannon the Promoter





May 21 2008 9:26 PM

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Connoisseur Pandaboy





May 21 2008 3:40 PM

Thanks for the add Mr. Candon. Looking forward to seeing you play in Ireland in the future.

All the best,

Paddy :)
Gawkagogo





Apr 6 2008 8:12 PM

Only two more chances to see the GAWKAGOGO FREAKSHOW at VIBE LIVE on Brick Lane!

This is a fantastic, full-length show, with an hour of great material from us, plus incredible special guests - and we're only performing it TWICE MORE in this version! (The last one will be on Wednesday 14th May).

See you there! ...



Rollergirl77





Mar 17 2008 2:51 PM

hey there how are things goin? your page is looking tight! anyhow, i just got some cool new tones off www.tonetomyphone.info for FREE! they have the tightest stuff!
sue





Mar 3 2008 1:33 PM

hey hey johnny...u in ireland at the mo? any chance ud b around & cud spare a half hr r so??? :) please?
:)
sorry for bein a pain in the arse...
thanks babe...
sue xXx
Gawkagogo





Mar 2 2008 5:42 PM

Roll up for our rip-roarin' night of cartoon-strip sideshow variety mayhem starring Gawkagogo and the cream of our freaky friends!!!
WEDNESDAY MARCH 12TH
The VIBE LOUNGE (above the Vibe Bar)
91 - 95 Brick Lane
London E1 6QL

Doors 7pm Show 8pm sharp
DJ + bar til 11pm
£7 entry


Paul Carey Jones





Feb 2 2008 10:09 PM

jill





Feb 2 2008 3:36 PM

Happy Birthday to ya happy birthday to ya - Happy Biiiirrthhhdaaaay
Madame Merryweather


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Feb 2 2008 3:20 PM


Have a Great Day on this your 35th Birthday!
OOoodles of Big Ones
Dawn
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 Shadow





Feb 2 2008 4:17 AM

Just stopping by to wish you a...

Candy





Feb 1 2008 6:10 PM

Happy Birthday :)
joe rooney





Feb 1 2008 3:38 PM

happy burtday! Dude.
Steve Rosier





Feb 1 2008 11:21 AM

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Mr C
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