About me:
I'm a writer and comedian living in London and generally acting the man about town. My hobbies include reading really lovely poetry that makes you cry and think about how bad war is, being a kindly benefactor to impoverished families and doing lots of brilliant charity work that I don't want to go on about because I don't want people thinking I'm just showing off. But I do LOTS.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone really. Is that boring? It's nice meeting people. Even if they're a twat then at least you can walk away feeling morally superior and think "At least I'm not a big old twat like that guy!" Then worry that thinking that does in fact make you even more of a twat than them and that they are probably thinking the same thing as they walked away which in turn makes them bigger in the twat stakes till it all gets totally out of hand. So on reflection, I don't want to meet anyone. It's just too risky.
