ANYTHING with subtitles and in black and white, preferably European, and with lots of sad bits that sort of make you look out of the window for an hour afterwards, or as long as it takes for someone to say "Hey? Are you happy?" Then I turn around slowly, sigh, light a cigarette, sigh again and with an enigmatic little half smile reply "Is anyone?". And Batman Begins.
Television
I believe we live in a world where colour shouldn't matter so black and white television. Definately.
About me: I'm a writer and comedian living in London and generally acting the man about town. My hobbies include reading really lovely poetry that makes you cry and think about how bad war is, being a kindly benefactor to impoverished families and doing lots of brilliant charity work that I don't want to go on about because I don't want people thinking I'm just showing off. But I do LOTS.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone really. Is that boring? It's nice meeting people. Even if they're a twat then at least you can walk away feeling morally superior and think "At least I'm not a big old twat like that guy!" Then worry that thinking that does in fact make you even more of a twat than them and that they are probably thinking the same thing as they walked away which in turn makes them bigger in the twat stakes till it all gets totally out of hand. So on reflection, I don't want to meet anyone. It's just too risky.
Really enjoyed the show today Johnny. Looking forward to seeing our discussion of arachnophobia on YouTube, and receiving appropriate royalties in due course. Hope you're having a good time, Pcj
Hi There! http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=rBpyitOA_as We listened to all of your input and made a new video for Chubby Chaser on Youtube. It’s a Promo and only 1.25 minute! We’re asking you to please take another look, if you can take the time, rate it and make a comment. Please share this and help us get it out there!! Thank you! ..
Only two more chances to see the GAWKAGOGO FREAKSHOW at VIBE LIVE on Brick Lane!
This is a fantastic, full-length show, with an hour of great material from us, plus incredible special guests - and we're only performing it TWICE MORE in this version! (The last one will be on Wednesday 14th May).
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hey hey johnny...u in ireland at the mo? any chance ud b around & cud spare a half hr r so??? :) please? :) sorry for bein a pain in the arse... thanks babe... sue xXx
Roll up for our rip-roarin' night of cartoon-strip sideshow variety mayhem starring Gawkagogo and the cream of our freaky friends!!! WEDNESDAY MARCH 12TH The VIBE LOUNGE (above the Vibe Bar) 91 - 95 Brick Lane London E1 6QL
Doors 7pm Show 8pm sharp DJ + bar til 11pm £7 entry
Happy Birthday for Saturday,enjoy it i'll have a drink or two 4u and a snow ball fight for you in Southport.;) i don't live there just happen to be there this weekend teaching dancing your welcome to join us! Cat x
What's the craic Johnny. How did the mon go? Good weekend there, i'm on this Sun and will use my tried and tested "bad knock knock joke", will be over in London shortly and will try get to see you gig if you're around
Hey hope you're having fun back in Ireland. I'm still in London- finding it hard to leave. Catharine said that Book Club is on next wednesday (26th) at the Albany. You going??
I was a tad bored as i dont have a day job anymore....so i thought i would leave you a message on here in the hope of recieving some kind amusing message back. I bought some lipstick yesterday that says it doesnt rub off for up to 12 hours.....i put it on at around 5pm yesterday and ITS STILL BLOODY THERE!!!! It wont come off.......i am having to dress to match my lips! slightly angry about it tbh. Laura xx
sup just wanted to stop by and see how you are doing since i haven't heard from you in awhile. i hope everything is going good with you. everything is going good for me. get back to me and let me know how you're doing. oh, damn, i almost forgot to tell you!! i got this Macys shoppin card in the mail the other day, i didn't think when i submitted that short survey that it would actually work, but it did! just thought i would let you know so you can get one before they are all gone.
PAUL GARNER's MONSTER ART EXHIBITION is now ALIVE! @ HULA Juice Bar bottom of Victoria St. Grassmarket Edinburgh
Yes- my lil' monsters will be up on the walls for the whole of the Fringe. Stop by, have a delicious smoothie and check em out! Original art & signed prints are for sale!
