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Comedian Johnny Beehner
They call me Balboa Cabernosa.

Male
29 years old
Milwaukee, WI
United States



Last Login: 7/18/2009
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Bio
If you..re like Johnny Beehner, then you..re 6..5.. and fascinated by how compasses work. Johnny..s clean and clever style of humor has entertained audiences across the country for years. Targeting primarily himself as the butt of his jokes, you can..t help but laugh. Johnny has been described as being ..silly,.. ..smart,.. ..hilarious,.. and even ..tall!.. Johnny started his comedy career putting on his own shows during his college years. He spent the summers between the school years pounding the pavement in the comedy world in New York, and then Los Angeles. He is currently traveling the country proudly telling thousands of complete strangers what an idiot he is and explaining exactly why that is. With a strong background in improvisational theater throughout all of college, including training at Chicago’s prestigious Second City, Johnny brings a very unique show to the stage. He was a finalist in the Chicago chapter of NBC’s Last Comic Standing in the second season. He has also performed comedy at Milwaukee’s Summerfest, the world’s largest music festival.
Websitejohnnybeehner.com

    Comedian Johnny Beehner's Interests
MusicCounting Crows, Ryan Adams, Ben Folds, Radiohead, Belle & Sebastion, Beck, Deathcab for Cutie, Kathleen Edwards, Coldplay, Pete Yorn, Rilo Kiley, Whiskeytown, Flaming Lips, Christopher Cross, Sondre Lerche, Tenacious D, Damien Rice, Bright Eyes, Duncan Sheik, Phish, Ray LaMontagne, Call Me Lightning, Johnathon Rice and more
Books"Everybody Poops"
HeroesSpiderman, Superman, Indiana Jones, and Max from Tomcats.
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     Comedian Johnny Beehner's Details
Status:Engaged
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 5"
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian

   Comedian Johnny Beehner's Schools
Marquette University
Milwaukee,Wisconsin
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: I am a stand up comedian
 

1998 to 2002
Creighton Preparatory School
Omaha,Nebraska
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: One time I farted in the dean's office.
 

1994 to 1998


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Spiderman 4 movie Trailer
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Tall Guy talking about it
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My Graduation Speech
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Make a Movie on Your Own
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   Comedian Johnny Beehner's Blurbs
About me:
www.johnnybeehner.com............................................................ .... I am a stand up comic out of Milwaukee, WI. I have been at it since mid '99. Things are going pretty great. I guess I am on myspace for the purpose of networking in the comedy world as well as meeting cool new people. I am also a member of the 4 man sketch comedy group, The Gentlemen's Hour. We perform shows every other Sunday in Milwaukee, and occasionaly at ComedySportz. (www.thegentlemenshour.com) Make sure you check out "www.johnnybeehner.com." Its got my full schedule, different video clips, and other crap that I can't figure out how to put up on my myspace page. Please send me a message if you see a show on my schedule that is around your area. Thanks for supporting live stand up comedy and me!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Movie Trailer for Spiderman 4: Spiderman 4 movie Trailer
.. ..Tour of my Apartment on FunnyOrDie.com..
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   Comedian Johnny Beehner's Calendar ( View All )
Jul 18 2009 8:00P
Bogey’s Comedy Club @ Willoughby Hills, OH
Aug 6 2009 8:00P
Milwaukee Sketchfest @ Milwaukee, WI
Aug 7 2009 8:00P
Milwaukee Sketchfest @ Milwaukee, WI
Aug 8 2009 8:00P
Milwaukee Sketchfest @ Milwaukee, WI
Aug 9 2009 8:00P
Milwaukee Sketchfest @ Milwaukee, WI
Aug 12 2009 8:00P
Leelanau Sands Casino @ Sultans Bay, MI
Aug 13 2009 8:00P
Turtle Creek Casino @ Peshawbestown, MI
Aug 14 2009 8:00P
All-Star Comedy Club @ Allen Park, MI
Aug 15 2009 8:00P
All-Star Comedy Club @ Allen Park, MI
Aug 27 2009 8:00P
Comedy Connxtions @ Toledo, OH
Aug 28 2009 8:00P
Comedy Connxtions @ Toledo, OH
Aug 29 2009 8:00P
Comedy Connxtions @ Toledo, OH
Sep 9 2009 8:00P
Bonkerz @ Michigan, the U.P.
Sep 10 2009 8:00P
Bonkerz @ Michigan, the U.P.
Sep 12 2009 8:00P
Northern Lights Theater, Potawatomi casino @ Milwaukee, WI
Sep 18 2009 8:00P
stand up @ Manitowac, WI
Sep 25 2009 8:00P
Jeremiah Bullfrogs @ Topeka, KS
Sep 26 2009 8:00P
Jeremiah Bullfrogs @ Topeka, KS
Oct 1 2009 8:00P
Snickerz Comedy Club @ Fort Wayne, IN
Oct 2 2009 8:00P
Snickerz Comedy Club @ Fort Wayne, IN
Oct 3 2009 8:00P
Snickerz Comedy Club @ Fort Wayne, IN

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Comedian Johnny Beehner's Friends Comments
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The Gentlemen's Hour





Jul 16 2009 4:58 AM

Nope.
MuzikMafia Florida Street Team





Apr 18 2009 2:48 PM

Heroic NEW pic Johnny...now that you can fly without TSA.....get on back to Tallahassee
MuzikMafia Florida Street Team





Mar 31 2009 1:40 PM

We Need some BEEHNER in Florida...
The Loose Cannon Of Comedy: Jeff Lampton





Mar 23 2009 10:14 PM

I'll have to send you a picture of my so you can put it in the Loser's group...
Stephen Cox





Mar 16 2009 2:50 AM

Thanks for the Add

All the Best

The Coxman
Cori Healy





Mar 12 2009 9:56 PM

Thanks for finding me. Great set at the Farm.

And Yes, me, you and Paul are going to make a great show.

:)
Geoff LaFleur





Mar 12 2009 6:49 AM

I know.
Kelly Lee Williams - NOT Your Baby's Daddy





Mar 10 2009 2:06 AM

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Send me a drink back!

Still making them laugh? No? WHY NOT??

TIM PULNIK





Mar 9 2009 2:16 AM

good meeting you this weekend!
Mikey





Feb 19 2009 12:03 AM

Whats going on man? Saw you when you were at the Black Bear Casino, funny stuff dude! I bought a shirt and CD from you there.
ttyl man!
Schmidty





Jan 26 2009 12:36 AM

Congrats. Hope she doesn't try to change you too much.
McMedic





Jan 15 2009 7:41 AM

Seriously dude... thanks for coming to KC. You gotta work on Hawkins a little though. You're not quite there.
Erin





Jan 6 2009 1:14 AM

Thank you for my Never Gonna Give You Up video...5 months later! xoxo
Chris S





Dec 5 2008 5:41 AM

Thanks for the add Beehner. Saw you tonight at Dr. Grins. You killed it. I met with you after the show. I was the dude from Waukesha. If you like impressions, I do them. Check out my page. I have 2 Youtube vids on there. Other than that, best of luck to you.
Tom Clark





Nov 13 2008 10:00 AM

Hey Johnny, looking forward to working with you in a couple weeks. Quick heads up on the rules:

1. No beards.
2. If you need to speak to me, I prefer you do it as an 80s rapper.
3. Avoid the use of the letter 'd' in your act...it's sort of what I'm known for.
Shawty





Nov 9 2008 7:40 PM

Do you have a brother in Canada? Nancy and I went to Chicago Friday night and met someone from Canada who could be your twin!! He acted just like you it was freaky!!!
Pink Banana Theatre Co.





Oct 15 2008 6:30 PM

Happy Birthday from Pink Banana!
COMIC NATE FORD IS AT COMEDY QUARTER JULY 16-18





Oct 15 2008 6:18 PM

Hey man....

Happy Birthday and what not...

dont worry myspace did not tell me

I knew exactly when your birthday was..

now where in the hell is my drink..

(insert clever pic here)
World famous Kris Shaw





Oct 15 2008 5:42 PM

Happy Birthday Beehner!
Shawty





Oct 15 2008 2:13 PM

Happy Birthday John!!! You are almost as old as I am now! I am going to stop aging until you catch up.
~Lisa~





Oct 14 2008 8:23 PM


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Scott





Oct 14 2008 2:43 AM

Happy Birthday, ya old stinkfist!
Monkey Bar





Oct 13 2008 10:30 PM

MuzikMafia Florida Street Team





Oct 13 2008 1:25 AM

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Oct 12 2008 6:33 AM

have a happy birthday in a few days- you deserve it! Because you were born...
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