JOHNNY Kooter Melon-HUMPer©
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23 years old
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    JOHNNY Kooter Melon-HUMPer©'s Interests
GeneralMARTHA STEWART COOKBOOKS AND EATING BABIES THAT DIED FROM NATURAL CAUSES spunge bob square pants killing bugs BIG FAT WHITE ROCKS AND FIRE
MusicWE ONLY LIKE SPEED METAL NOT RAP..
MoviesFOOTISH MOVIES I LIKES'ES THEM FEETS MOVIES
TelevisionHOUSE, BERNIE MAC,FULLHOUSE, THREE'S COMPANY, HAWAII 5-0, SAVED BY THE BELL, NANNY 9-11, MO to the E to tha MOESHA, SISTER SISTER, BLUES CLUES, YU-GI-OH, AND ANY SHOW ON THE W.B.
BooksImage hosting by Photobucket THE CHURCH OF SATAN COMANDMENTS for ''DUMIES''
HeroesCaligula And the Guy from Riverdance
Groups: The Walking DeadThe Kool Krowd Killers

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     JOHNNY Kooter Melon-HUMPer©'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Body type:3' 4" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:High school
Occupation:SELLING BODYPARTS

   JOHNNY Kooter Melon-HUMPer©'s Schools
Huntington Beach High
Huntington Beach,California
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: The itilian mafia (the black hand)
 

1999 to 2003



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I LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND FUCKING YOUR MOM

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I Will Burn to Death!.
During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.
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I am Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
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According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:


Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

If i was a serial killer i would be Ed Gein .

The Original Leather face. Ed gein, started out as a grave robber, robbing graves for the remains of women around the age of 50 and using the bits and pieces that he found to furnish his house. Eventually moving up to living subjects Ed would go on to kill 3 local women whom he would decapitate, skin and leave on meat hooks in his basement.

He later went on to confess that he would fashion masks and vests out of the skin of the women he had killed, even going as far as cooking and eating their hearts. Ed believed that he had to do these killings because his dead mother told him to.

Silence of the lambs, Psycho and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre are just some of the many movies that have been inspired by the life of Ed Gein.

Kill Count: 3
Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!


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THE GUY FROM WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S, CONDALEEZA RICE( SO I CAN FEED HER TO THE MEXICANS), O.J. SIMPSON, SHAQUEAL O' NEIL AND EXTREME AKIM FROM EYE 4 AN EYE.
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You Feast On: Pickles

You Lurk Around In: Flocks of Freshmen

You Especially Like to Torment: Hipsters
I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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VALERIE VOMIT

VALERIE VOMIT



Nov 12 2009 4:15 AM

HEY... DO YOU HAVE PLANS FOR THANKSGIVING? I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO.... YOU SHOULD COME OVER IF YOU WANT.

-V!
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Nov 10 2009 7:17 PM



Anthony! here is a link, to download our jams for FREE! follow the directions below!

PLEASE NOTE THIS LINK CAN NOT BE CLICKED! MYSPACE IS LAME, AND WONT LET YOU!

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VALERIE VOMIT

VALERIE VOMIT



Oct 28 2009 12:11 AM

downey?!?! eh i dunno. ill try though
Dystrophic

Dystrophic



Oct 24 2009 12:59 AM

thanks tony tone!

thanks for coming, your presence surely is magical. magical, magical, magical

xoxo

samur
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Thom Cooper

Thom Cooper



Oct 23 2009 9:55 PM

Dystrophic

Dystrophic



Oct 21 2009 1:24 AM

hey thanks for checking us out! glad you enjoyed it man!

Kris
VALERIE VOMIT

VALERIE VOMIT



Oct 20 2009 4:14 AM

CANOODELING JUST MEANS CUDDLINF.... GET UR MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER.... SO WHATS UP WITH THE HALLOWEEN SHOW? GAD TOLD ME IT MIGHT BE IN YL. I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO GO TO THE KNITTING FACTORY, BUT NOT HAVING A CAR PUTS A DAMPER ON MY LIFE :(

-V!
DoUbLE A

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Sep 28 2009 4:34 AM

SUP CUZZ
Thom Cooper

Thom Cooper



Sep 18 2009 12:28 AM

Lauren

Lauren



Aug 11 2009 12:48 AM

That’s a really incredible synopsis...


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Aug 6 2009 1:14 AM



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Jul 31 2009 8:13 AM

Only Girls are up this late on myspace....you gyna
Evie

Evie



May 20 2009 5:22 AM

Had fun! Let me know about your next event. In o.c.
Evie

Evie



May 12 2009 6:20 PM

Dang have you vanished again?
Evie

Evie



Nov 27 2008 6:46 AM

Happy gobble gobble day
Wild Mountain Honey (RIP MACKENZIE)

Wild Mountain Honey (RIP MACKENZIE)



Nov 18 2008 2:14 AM

HAPPPYYYYYYYY BIIIIRRRRTTTTHHHHDAAAAAYYY.
DoUbLE A

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Nov 16 2008 11:31 PM

wuddup tony long time whats new bro
VALERIE VOMIT

VALERIE VOMIT



Oct 31 2008 8:51 PM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

-V!
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Evie

Evie



Sep 11 2008 3:28 AM

The whole family is on the hunt for you...Annette has christmas gifts from like 3yrs. ago collecting dust.
Thom Cooper

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Aug 29 2008 10:50 PM

PRIME

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Aug 2 2008 9:08 PM

Dude that show was sooo fucking sick bro.. I hope thats not the last time i can see them..and classic fucking picture bro HAHAHAHA
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