I'm Johnny Love, I ran The Opaque Project, I'm one half of GUNS'n'BOMBS,
I threw the ultimate jam parties, I lived in the jerkstore, 
i'm a chicago hero, 
I play dance music
I'm sleazy, filthy, vile, grotesque, hedonistic,
foulmouthed, debaucherous, indulgent, ambitious, vengeful, quick to anger,
and rowdy as shit. I'm trilingual, I'm Mexican and Italian, I get paid to
drink, play music, throw parties, and grope people.  I'm a pied piper, a
corrupter of youth, a snobby asshole, lover of humanity, 
a music historian, a primadonna, i'm sadistic, 
and i'm the pinnacle of the tower of babel.

I'm epic like King Crimson and I rock it like my name is Herbie Hancock.
I fanatically study electronic music history, from the debaucherous disco
days of new york, to the italian interpretation on the dancefloors of
europe, to the pre techno prep parties of detroit, to the post disco
dancefloors of chicago, to the latin american east coast freestyle
movement, to the transportation of house and techno to the UK in the late
80s to the rave explosion in the united states on the early 90s. 

my interests, because no one reads that shit on the left:
breaking hearts, breaking hymens, breaking promises, pleasures of the 
flesh, indulgence, hedonism, debauchery, dressing to sweat, undressing to
sweat, corrupting youth, girls with braces doing cocaine, sleeping with
peoples girlfriends, stealing peoples drinks, giving dirty looks, having
dirty sex, bedroom terrorism, communal living, communal sex lives, leading
people down the path of excess, loving myself

and now for the truth.  i grew up on the southside of chicago, 
i grew up listening to disco and cumbia, im a music 
nerd, i can disco dance,  i like star wars, i hate star trek, 
longshot was the coolest x-man ever, 
i had a soccer scholarship and didnt take it, 
reggae is the stupidest music in existence, and rastafarians dont
know what the hell they are talking about (babylon is the place to be).

im a horrible person and you'll love me for it, and now for the show

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buy me


					

red headed catholic girls who look like elves and have freckles


talk dirty in my ear:  j0hn3r0x0r5