Cyber-Rape. Pantsing. "Chinese French Toast". "Underwear Retrieval Systems". Black-Ops. Nude farming. Rotator Cuffs. X-Rays of lingerie models on fire. Pork. Eating bacon. Drinking Dr. Pepper. Flurming. Defacing blank canvases. Drawing comix. "squirfing". Erasing chalkboards. Rocking. Rolling. Confusing small French children by asking them "donde esta el bano?". "Touching cloth". Giving "Wet Franklins" to hot deaf girls. Skinny Skiing. "bathroom scrabble". Freedom Rock. Amateur Gynecology. Smuggling raisins. "Trunk Soccer". "Bunny Baseball". "Mouse Therapy". making out. "Aardvark Porn". N.A. meetings. Etc...
Music
The Hack & Slashers. WINGS. ELO. Roxy Music. Misfits. The Mummies. Warlock Pinchers. T. Rex. Ween. M.O.T.O. Prince. Slade. Beatles. Pixies. Fang. Flipper. Lubricated Goat. Turbonegro. Pentagram. Lee Harvey Oswald Band. Scott Walker. Pink Mistake. DEVO. Blue Oyster Cult. Iron Maiden. Queen. Moist Fist. Killdozer. Magma. Ludacris. Venom. Black Flag. Oblivians. The Frogs. Judas Priest. The Residents. Snakefinger. Cavedweller. Evil Superstars. Renaldo & the Loaf. etc...
DONATE TO THE SLOPPYWORLD LEGAL FUND!!!
Movies
The Ninth Configuration. Barfly. Face/Off. Pootie Tang. Fear of a Black Hat. Caddyshack. Breaking Glass. Blazing Saddles.Hustle & Flow. Holy Mountain. The Human Highway. Cover Story II: Vengeance Is Afoot. Snakes on a Plane.
Television
Degrassi Junior High. Degrassi High. House. A-Team. CHiPs. Oz. Anything with a monkey in it.
Books
All books by George Pelecanos. The pop-up book of home pedriatric surgery. "The Man With the Gold" by Mr. T. "How I Did It" by Dr. Mike Archangel MD. MOJO.
University Of North Texas
Denton, TEXAS
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: ART-FAGISM
Clubs: Super Secret Society of the Golden Mexican Wedding Shirt, Tolstoy's Head, The Time-Released Townies
1990 to 1993
Booker T Washington H S
Dallas, TEXAS
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Art/Theater
Clubs: Future Art-Fags of America
1985 to 1989
The Fairhill School
Dallas, TEXAS
Graduated: 1984
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: You Know...elementary school stuff.
Clubs: Gettin' Beat Up By Jocks Club, President of The Twitching Fat Kids Society.
I like to make all the little children laugh. I also like to play rock and/or roll for the peoples of the earth. I have a whole lotta love to spread around.
I play in the following "Rock Groups": The Dutch Treats, TELETHON, The Parish/Freeman Project, as well as many others that may or may not be broken up for good.
Thank you. PS-
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Who I'd like to meet:
Paul Lynde's ghost. Alf. The doo-doo fairy. People who wear tin foil hats to keep "the transmissions out of their brains". People who went back to Viet Nam to "finish the job". Female Tom Petty impersonators (amateur or professional). six foot tall midgets. The inventor of edible underwear. Judge Reinhold. Jerry Orbach's ghost. People who want to give me free musical equipment. Shy nudists. People who like to feed pigeons to larger pigeons. Anyone born and raised in Belgium. Somebody who wants to give me all the Dr. Pepper I can drink for life in exchange for mentioning the words "doctor" or "pepper" or both on stage. Dr. Killpatient. Mr. T. Bryan Ferry. Alf. People who wear bacon as clothing. Merchant marines in chaps with no pants. The inventor of the "French Slam". Recovering butter addicts. Ed Asner. Any prostitutes working "on spec". Simon LeBon's personal trainer. The "gravy king". Bea Arthur's gynecologist. Anybody who has been to "Taco Village". And this guy:
Come out and just enjoy the show, or jump in and participate (liquid courage available at the bar!). Do you or your friends have something to share with us?
wow so your here. thats so weird. i am alot happier than i used to be back in texas....so you might not enjoy my company much, but we should hang anyways and see. lets go get dr peppers!
Remember all those good times back in Dallas when we used to dump gallons and gallons of bottled water into a 10 foot high trough so we could get a toilet to flush? Still think we should make the "I got raped in the bathroom at Sloppyworld and all I got was this lousy tee shirt. "
