Johnny Soporno

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NO! _I_AM_NOT_TONY_SOPRANO_ (but someone who looks just like me plays him on TV ;)

I'm an established Philanderer, Social Butterfly, and Recovering Comedian.... (That last bit means, when I get the urge to be funny, I'm supposed to call up my C.A. sponsor and we're supposed to go get shitfaced instead....)

I wear a LOT of hats; Amongst them are Emotional Baggage Handler, Ego Masseur, Sex Therapist, Techno Geek, Intellectual Pornographer, Cult Deprogrammer, Worthy Playboy, Life Coach, and Action Hero. -- In essence, I am BOTH Bosley AND Charlie.

I am an incorrigible punster (I need no incorrigement ;) and basically a sweet, lovable [anatomically complete] Teddybear. I am the sort of guy moms adore! In brief, Mostly Harmless :)

Among other things, I co-produce a Latenight TV show on the Adult Entertainment industry - from porno films to strip-clubs, escort agencies to Adult Resorts, we cover it all... Consequently, I'm super-well connected in the Adult Industry.

My motto on women is "Take Two, They're Small" and I pluralize 'SPOUSE' as 'SPICE' :) In fact, I looked up MONOGAMY in my family dictionary, and the closest thing I found was some type of wood?

I have a Ph.D in Applied Cunnilinguistics and another in Theoretical Fellatio, and I offer Intermediate and Advanced classes in both disciplines to interested pupils. (Contact me directly for class schedules or private tutorials)

I am an ALSO an ordained minister; I'm Arch-Deacon of the First Amalgamated Secular Church and Trustco. (Subgenius) [formerly The First Evilangelical Secular Savings & Loan - we changed our name after the Reagan administration] -- Our Church Creedo: Dicionis Sine Auctoritas (Authority without Responsibility)

I divide my time between Toronto, Canada; Amsterdam, Netherlands; and L.A., NYC, and south Florida... I also frequent numerous other American cities plus Montreal and Vancouver a few times each year for fun :) Give me a reason, and I'll come visit YOU!..