Weird Al Yankovic, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Robert Rankin, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Strong Bad, Timothy Carter, Christopher Moore, Monty Python, Stephen Chow, Kurt Vonnegut
My new book, Operation Dickhead, is available here.
Synopsis:
Mark Allread is angry. He is angry because he works in the tech support department of a major Internet provider. But not angry enough to do anything other than complain to his long-suffering girlfriend.
That all changes when the President of the World passes a new law requiring anybody he dislikes to have their heads replaced with genitalia.
Mark, in response, decides to build an army of the surgically altered in hopes of overthrowing the President and returning people's heads to their original, non-penisized state.
They're here.
They're Dickheads.
Get used to it.
Also...
My spoken word CD, Chicken Noodle Pants, is now available for download at CD Baby.
Click the cover to learn more...
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Mike Bryant is a ruggedly handsome space pilot and smuggler who's specialty is avoiding Imperial entanglements.
His ship, which he won in a high-stakes card game, once made the Kessell Run in less than twelve parsecs. She's fast enough for you, old man.
Mike was a key player in the Galactic Rebellion, after which he and the Princess totally did it.
I think I'd like to have a bunch of your babies, then give them away from cardboard box in front of Walmart. But, I mean that in the Best Possible Way.
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