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Johnny Uppercut
Punk / Rock / Electro

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Melbourne Town, Victoria
Australia

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Last Login:  12/14/2009
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Member Since4/12/2006
Band WebsiteYou're looking at it!
Band MembersHaylee - BLAH BLAH BLAH
Mel - MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEEEEEEEEE (blah blah blah)
Tez - BOOP BOOP BOOP (blah blah blah)
Adam - RAT TAT TAT TSSSSSH
Dave - BOM BOM BOM (blah blah blah)

BOOKINGS / MANAGEMENT: Shae Isaac: smart_artist@netspace.net.au



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InfluencesEve Ensler
Ted Hughes
Suicide Girls
Kate Bush
Every Time I Die
R.A.T.M.
The Bronx
Hot Hot Heat
The Futureheads
QOTSA
The Hives
The Distillers
Roxette(really!)
The Presets
Attack in Black
Stone Temple Pilots
D.F.A. 1979
Poison the Well
Gallows
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Spinnerette
Pearl Jam
Faith No More
Anyone else with a decent thing to say and a decent way to say it.

Shout outs: PDH (CAN) - R.I.P., Thieves (CAN) Dora Mah, Debbie (NSW), A State of FluX, The Red Shore, Steve Cole, Mr. Vengeance, My Trainwreck of a life, Pablo Discobar...the list goes on...



Sounds LikeQueens of the Stone Age, Kate Bush, The Bronx, Blondie and The Presets' fillthy, bourbon drenched orgy thrown in a big blender and set to: Annihilate. The results are messy, yet undeniably satisfying.

Here's what Richard Kingsmill from triple J thinks...

"Queens and Kate Bush as influences! I was intrigued. And I can kind of hear how both can work to influence this lot. I like the voice... Worth keeping an eye on." 3 September 2006

Not bad for our first stab at a recording!...

More recently we got this bit of love from Stu Harvey on the JJJ unearthed website...

Ginger Rogers
rating: 4/5
I've now listened to this song 4 times in a row. Loving this song, definitely getting some SFL love this week!
Stu Harvey, triple j


nice.

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Nov 26 2009 8:00P
The Tote - KEGGIN single launch w/ Keggin, Wil Wagner, Made in China and Handsome Kev Bravery Collingwood, Victoria

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   About Johnny Uppercut
JOHNNY UPPERCUT

From the Citrus family, Johnny Uppercut is a terribly exciting new orange crop, easily recognised by the distinct orange rind and succulent, juicy flesh; characteristics present on the exterior of each Johnny Uppercut family member. Much like it’s cousin, the blood orange, The Uppercut is a brutal, vibrant food for the ears, and stands above all other varieties for quality, appearance and overall satisfaction.

ORIGIN:
The Johnny Uppercut is native to The Southern Coast of Australia, as well as Southern Canada. In fact, in June/July of 2008, The Johnny Uppercut could only be found exclusively in Canada, satisfying the thirst of lucky Canadians in Guelph, Toronto, Montreal, London, Belleville and Vancouver.

KEEPING QUALITIES:
The Johnny Uppercut is bursting with flavour, is more often than not fresh and sweet, but, if kept for a long period of time in rehearsal studios or airport lounges, it tends to become quite bitter.

SERVING SUGGESTIONS:
The Johnny Uppercut is a great all-rounder, and can be used to cook up sweet new albums or collaborations, can steam up a room to boiling point on a cold winter’s night, or provide cool relief during the summer festival period. The Johnny Uppercut is a great accompaniment to a larger bill, or can be served as a main course at the end of the night.

YOUR COMPLIEMTARY JOHNNY UPPERCUT RECIPE

You'll need:
2 cups of punk
1 cup of metalcore
2 cubes of 80’s pop, melted
1 tbsp of sexy (self-raising)
.35kg Desert rock
Pinch of feminism (to taste)

Smash punk aggressively into a white powder. Place in a one-hit-wonder safe bowl. Stir in 80’s pop (if 80’s pop is unavailable, late 70’s/early 90’s will suffice – see Kate Bush, Talking Heads, Salt ‘N’ Pepa, Roxette, etc.). Once the pop is blended with the punk gently add the sexy and knead vigorously. By now the mixture should bear a strong resemblance to Blondie. To thicken, throw in the metalcore, put in a blender and set to annihilate. The Every Time I Die flavour should kick Debbie Harry in the back of the head and piss her off nicely. To smooth it out before baking, calm the mixture with a little Desert Rock, of the Josh Homme variety if available. Sprinkle feminism over the top and crank the oven to 11. Leave to simmer for almost four years. After that, it should be just perfect.

For more information on oranges, or any member of the citrus family, head to a credible information source, or at the very least someone with a vague idea.

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dora mah

dora mah



Dec 8 2009 3:51 AM

Last show for the year, this friday night at the Espy, Gershwin Room. Doors at 8pm, first 100 through the door get a free beer.
Sons of Abraham

Sons of Abraham



Nov 30 2009 12:24 PM

Sons of Abraham rip up the stage at the Here And Now Festival at the NoiseBar in Brunswick this Saturday 5th December. Festival starts at 2pm, SoA on at 7:20pm. Tix are $16 at the door or message us for $12 presale tix and we'll mail them out to you.

Game on!!



mcArtney

mcArtney



Nov 26 2009 2:18 AM

cool man! thank you for accepting - although a guess it's a click!
Kel

Kelly Nicole Clayton



Nov 26 2009 2:18 AM

I'll see you tonight woot! rock hard my lovelies!!!!
Erin.

Erin.



Nov 24 2009 8:55 AM

nps your music's rad
FLOOD THE ATLANTIC

FLOOD THE ATLANTIC



Nov 24 2009 8:54 AM

much love
Stefan Lindgren

Stefan Lindgren



Nov 24 2009 8:54 AM

Thank you so much for the add Johnny!
Great to be in your circle of friends...


GROOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ON
/Stefan
Love Beats War

Love Beats War



Nov 24 2009 8:54 AM

Hey what up? We you liked our tunes! Hit us up :) -Love Beats War
FLOOD THE ATLANTIC

FLOOD THE ATLANTIC



Nov 24 2009 8:54 AM

thanks for checking us
drop us a comment
The Rubys

The Rubys



Nov 16 2009 6:00 AM

THE RUBYS FIRST BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA - 4 MORE SLEEPS

One year ago, on a lonely Wednesday evening at a forgettable Collingwood pub, The Rubys played their first gig. Twelve months on, the three scrappy-looking lads have under their belts better songs, more gigs and are infecting Melbourne audiences with catchy, raw, stomp rock n roll pretty much weekly. So to mark the milestone of reaching the ripe old age of one, The Rubys are celebrating with a birthday party! With around 40 gigs down over the previous year and a wildly raucous live set, there has been a lot of jumping around and beer consumed so this Friday at the Old Bar will be no exception. Expect some wild blues-driven sets by The Volatiles and The Bellows to warm things up, and the boy’s favourite two-piece The Cheats bringing it all home. 8:30 start, $8, Party hats provided.




Hope to see you down there and we can all rock out!!

THE RUBYS
DEBBIE - N.S.W. STREET TEAM

DEBBIE - N.S.W. STREET TEAM



Nov 16 2009 2:16 AM

hey yall.. hows it goin? your rock is needed up north!!
dora mah

dora mah



Oct 28 2009 1:10 PM

New song LOVE JUNK up now. Get excited!
Powerpop Academy

Powerpop Academy



Oct 26 2009 1:06 AM

POWERPOP LOVES YOU!
BARELY BLIND (My Life With A Giant on iTunes!)

BARELY BLIND (My Life With A Giant on iTunes!)



Oct 22 2009 6:17 AM

Hey! Just letting you know our new record "My Life With A Giant" is out now. Check it out on iTunes or in our web store at http://barelyblind.bigcartel.com :)

Reid
ALL GUNS BLAZING

ALL GUNS BLAZING



Oct 19 2009 5:47 AM

P.S. Anytime lol
ALL GUNS BLAZING

ALL GUNS BLAZING



Oct 19 2009 5:47 AM

Heyyyya guys!

How's things? :)
HmoobElite [H.E]

Hmong Elite



Oct 17 2009 2:09 AM

Your welcome.
EQUATION NATION

Equation Audio



Oct 16 2009 12:06 AM

Thanks for being our friend! Equation Audio www.equationaudio.com
TeamPlastique

TeamPlastique



Oct 14 2009 1:50 PM

Just spreading the love over the buns of myspace !!

Shredder (Eat Lipstick) remix of "Mercy BJ" is currently on top of our remix pile.

Check it out: www.myspace.com/teamplastiqueremixes

"Virgins do it best" Remixed by Fielder (Germany), LABAM (Germany), Ugli Sushi (Italy), Ricozerone (Australia), Nicolaj Tange Lange (Denmark)

Also
"Mercy BJ" Remixed by LaBAM (Germany), BZO (Israel), John Callaghan (UK)

Preview on our site....myspace.com/teamplastique

Full version on myspace.com/teamplastiqueremixes
More remixes are coming....

One or two every week !!

There will be more to follow...
POETIKOOL JUSTICE

POETIKOOL JUSTICE



Oct 9 2009 12:18 AM

im a mad fan ay! lets smash it with some Poetikool Justice !!! yeeeeww
PRETTY N’ FATBOY

PRETTY N’ FATBOY



Oct 6 2009 10:49 AM

What do you get when you mix Aussie hip hop, 80's beats, smooth sax solos, fretless bass, guitar solos and a heap of groove?? You get our brand new track "CITY LIGHTS"! Check it out! Love PNF.
dora mah

dora mah



Oct 5 2009 4:39 AM

In the ass.
The Resignators

The Resignators



Sep 24 2009 2:52 PM

great show tonight... we shall write that song!
iPunk

iPunk



Sep 24 2009 6:59 AM

Thanks for your support! check the other iPunk-profile too. your will find more great stuff by using the following link: www.myspace.com/ipunkremix www.facebook.com/ipunk iPunk available@ http://www.beatport.com/ipunk & your local record-stor
Miles

Miles



Sep 24 2009 6:59 AM

hey guys love the tunes. a mate and i have a shitty radio show on the gimpy uni radio station. only about 50 people listen but we are trying play lots of melbourne punk goodness. alright if we give you guys a spin on tuesday? any gigs you would like plugged?
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