Dear Myspace,
Well, it's been a long time. I have to admit I haven't been around in awhile. I'm sure you missed me what with all those unopen inbox messages I never responded to and those "people I might know" you'd like me to connect to. It's ok though. I'm fine. I really am. It's just...well, I'm leaving you for Twitter. Don't be upset. It's just that the time has come to move on.
With Love,
Jonathan
My Account on Twitter
