Oscar Hein and Bernie
"Oscar and Bernie "D." PutDown Parrot"

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53 years old
HENDERSON, NEVADA
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/johnoscarhein  

    Oscar Hein and Bernie's Interests
GeneralBernie doesn't like people, so when he performs for you, you'll laugh till it hurts! He sez he don't taste like chicken, so bite me Elmo! Bernie says Terry Fator was lip-sinking on America's Got Talent, didn't you see his Millie Vanillie puppet!
MusicThe new tune "I'm a Freak of Nature and I need my Nature Freak" copyrighted by Us and performed by Bernie. We are looking for dancing nature freak girls for the music video. Email naughty, ok raunchy pictures to bernie@oscarandbernie.com
MoviesThe Birds, Bernie loves seeing the people running scared. And after the movie, Bernie likes Baskin Robins, he's into red breasted ice cream.
TelevisionAnimal Planet, anything animal, but also enjoys a great pirate movie. Bernie likes shivering timbers. Nothing like a good flogging. A little kiel hauling too, does a body good. Hates cooking shows.
BooksBernie likes newspapers, on the bottom of his cage! Bernie sez books are like women, you can't tell a book by it's cover, and you can't tell a women...a damned thing, unless your under the covers!
HeroesWoody Woodpecker, Heckle and Jeckle, Donald Duck, Fog Horn Leghorn, Daffy Duck, and Elmo can "Bite Me!" sez Bernie, "and Kermit,... Miss Piggy's flown United, I got frequent flyer miles, and the mile high club heard her singing a duet of You're my Freak of Nature!"

      Oscar Hein and Bernie's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Las Vegas
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian

    Oscar Hein and Bernie's Schools
Brecksville-Broadview Heights
Broadview Heights, OH
Graduated: N/A
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Screw-up
Minor: only when I was underage
Clubs: Bird watching
Greek:   Phi Beta Delta

1968 to 1972

    Oscar Hein and Bernie's Networking
Film - Production - Casting
www.oscarandbernie.com, please contact

    Oscar Hein and Bernie's Companies
www.Oscar and Bernie.com
Las Vegas, Nevada US
comedian
Bernie's Branch-manager

forever!
Aidell's Sausages
San Fran, Ca. US
entertainer
Demo Sales

since summer 06



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About me:
John Oscar Hein and Bernie have been doing standup comedy for as long as birds fly. Oscar grew up in Cleveland, Ohio. Bernie was hatched in Vegas, 1981, Check out our web site at My Site We have interesting useless information and pictures of other comics we have worked with before, also see under Comedians on My Space. Currently live back in Vegas, after 8 years in Cleveland. You've seen us on the Gong Show, Open Call Show, commercials with Chop, of Towbin Dodge, and on America's Got Talent. See King of Cars on A&E. We were on the Tonight Show, with Alonzo Bodden. Give a shout out. Thanks, You got "D." Bird!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Triumph the Insult Dog, Bernie sez he'll will swoop and poop on him. "I'll fix his nut licking ass, like he's the coyote, and I'm the road runner, that ball-breathed bastard!" sez Bernie, "and Kermit, you're next."
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Danny





Jun 13 2008 2:55 AM

Hello Oscar Hein and Bernie
Hope you are having a great day
Have an outstanding week

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heather-williams.com





May 1 2008 6:19 AM

How's Thursday treating you? Trying to play catch up this whole week.

I have a newly posted up video on my page of me and my race car @ Flat Rock and Toledo Speedway. Included is a sample of the my new tunes that will be on my first rock album.

We go to print next week so I've been working on adding "NAMES" and logos to put on my race car and helmet. You can see name listed in my BLOG.

Keep focused out there and keep rawkin'!
heather-williams.com





Apr 6 2008 4:00 PM

When faced with a challenge, look for a way, not a way out.
Have a RawKiN' Sunday <3
Oscar Hein and Bernie





Mar 11 2008 11:36 AM

Hi Gang, we need your help soliciting Triumph the Insult dog in a debate, 'tis the season, hook me up and I'll give you Chevy Chase's Vegas Vacation movie directors chair. Yea, I got it, ask no questions. Also ck. out my Comics My Space,Thanks, Oscar
heather-williams.com





Mar 10 2008 12:02 PM

Find something you love to do and you’ll never have to work a day in your life <3
Alonzo Bodden





Dec 5 2006 3:30 PM



And I hope you'll check out my DVD, "Tall, Dark and Funny"
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