Oscar and Bernie
 Oscar and Bernie Oscar and Bernie "D." PutDown Parrot

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55 years old
HENDERSON, Nevada
United States



Last Login: 11/26/2009
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    Oscar and Bernie's Interests
GeneralBernie doesn't like people, so when he performs for you, you'll laugh till it hurts! He sez he don't taste like chicken, so bite me Elmo! Bernie says Terry Fator was lip-sinking on America's Got Talent, didn't you see his Millie Vanillie puppet!
MusicThe new tune "I'm a Freak of Nature and I need my Nature Freak" copyrighted by Oscar and performed by Bernie. We are looking for dancing nature freak girls for the music video. Email naughty, ok raunchy pictures to bernie@oscarandbernie.com
MoviesThe Birds, Bernie loves seeing people running scared. And after the movie, Bernie likes Baskin Robins, he's into red breasted ice cream. You may have seen Oscar in "What Happens in Vegas" by the front desk about five minutes into the movie. Oscar also had parts in "One," and "Rock Robbers."
TelevisionAnimal Planet, anything animal, but also enjoys a great pirate movie. Bernie likes shivering timbers. Nothing like a good flogging. A little kiel hauling too, does a body good. Hates cooking shows. You saw Oscar "Swallow the Sun" if you live in S. Korea.
BooksBernie likes newspapers, on the bottom of his cage! Bernie sez books are like women, you can't tell a book by it's cover, and you can't tell a women...a damned thing, unless your under the covers!
HeroesWoody Woodpecker, Heckle and Jeckle, Donald Duck, Fog Horn Leghorn, Daffy Duck, are my favorites, sez Bernie, "and Kermit,... Miss Piggy's flown United, I got frequent flyer miles, and the mile high club heard her singing a duet with me of "You're my Freak of Nature!"

      Oscar and Bernie's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Las Vegas
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:comedian

    Oscar and Bernie's Schools
Brecksville-Broadview Heights
Broadview Heights, OH
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Screw-up
Minor: only when I was underage
Clubs: Bird watching
Greek:   Phi Beta Delta

1968 to 1972

    Oscar and Bernie's Networking
Film - Production - Casting
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    Oscar and Bernie's Companies
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Las Vegas, Nevada US
comedian
Bernie's Branch-manager

forever!



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John Oscar Hein and Bernie have been doing standup comedy for as long as birds fly. Oscar grew up in Cleveland, Ohio. Bernie was hatched in Vegas, 1981, Check out their web site at Oscar and Bernie They have interesting comedic information, short videos, and pictures of other comics we have worked with before, also see under Comedians on My Space. Currently they're back in Vegas, after 8 years in Cleveland. You've seen them on the Gong Show, Open Call Show, commercials with Chop, of Towbin Dodge, and on America's Got Talent. They were even censored on the Tonight Show, when Alonzo Bodden interviewed them. Give a shout out. Thanks, You got "D." Bird!
Who I'd like to meet:
Triumph the Insult Dog, Bernie sez he'll will swoop and poop on him. "I'll fix his nut licking ass, like he's the coyote, and I'm the road runner, that ball-breathed bastard!" sez Bernie, "He stole my act and my cigar!" "and Kermit, you're next!" Enjoy some Oscar and Bernie on Video!
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Brian C. Hoffman

Brian Hoffman



Nov 30 2009 7:05 PM


Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Nov 10 2009 9:42 PM

Stopping by to say HI!!!

Wish you were here...would love to meet you;)



I wish you continued success in all you do.

Goodnight now and may God bless


Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator.
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Oct 27 2009 3:41 AM


I want to thank you for allowing me as Red Skelton to be a part of your myspace life.

Fall is here and the holidays are approaching. They can be stressful so I'm giving you a gift of laughter.

If by chance you are in Las Vegas or plan on visiting us this season, I would be honored to meet you.

I perform every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday night 9pm inside the Royal Resort Hotel showroom located 99 Convention Center Drive (basically corner of Las Vegas Blvd and Convention Center Drive)

The name of the show is Larry G Jones ~Man of 1002 Voices Show.

I'm the opening act as Red Skelton.
If you get the chance please stop by and say HI.
If you want to see the show here is a discount code for you.





I wish you continued success in all you do.

"Goodnight now and may God bless"


Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator.


If you get a chance click here check out my new web site I'm working on.

Brian Hoffman's Remembering Red - A Tribute to Red Skelton

Kimberly J.

Kimberly J. Beavin



Oct 20 2009 2:18 AM

Hello, nice to meet you.

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Oct 4 2009 4:42 PM

Just stopping by to give you a massage


I hope your weekend is a fun one!

Enjoy it before it is gone;)

I wish you continued success in all you do.

Goodnight now and may God bless.

Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator

p.s. Are you planning to visit the Las Vegas Strip??!...If so, I hope you come see me ;)


RED SKELTON
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Sep 11 2009 9:16 PM

Just stopping by to wave "HI;)"


I hope your Labor Day was terrific!

Now it's Patriot's Day. Let's not forget those who lost their lives on 9-11-2001.

I wish you continued success in all you do.

Goodnight now and may God bless.

Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator

p.s.When & if you are in Las Vegas, I hope you come see me ;)


RED SKELTON
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Aug 24 2009 6:46 PM

Have you heard this one??!!

May your day be filled with happiness

"Goodbye for now and may God bless"
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Aug 11 2009 7:58 AM

JUST STOPPING BY TO SAY

HI and SHOW SOME LOVE




NEED A GOOD LAUGH?...SURE YOU DO:)




Goodbye for now and may God bless.
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Jul 17 2009 4:14 PM

Just stopping by to say HI!
Sure is getting HOT in Las Vegas.
When you get a chance, check out the “COOLEST SHOW IN TOWN”

Starring Larry G Jones~Singing Impressionist and Brian Hoffman as 'Red Skelton'

We have a blast every Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.



Larry G Jones was just named 'Entertainer of the Year' in Las Vegas.
We have a 'COOL DEAL' for you.
Get General Admission and VIP preferred seating tickets at half price by using discount code MYSPACE (all Caps)
Visit http://www.LasVegasActs.com/showvideos.html to see VIDEOS!
Click on TICKETS to reserve seats for the show;)
Next time you are in the neighborhood, check out the funniest show in Las Vegas!

I wish you continued success in all you do.

"Goodnight now and may God bless"
Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator
Oscar and Bernie

 Oscar and Bernie



Jun 12 2009 7:55 PM

Hi Gang, we will be in Cedar City, Utah at Toadz on June 16, 8pm and at the Greek Isle on June 27 in the Short Bus Comedy Show at 8pm. Come on down for some great fun! Thanks, Oscar and Bernie
BEA

Betty lou Nance-Walpole



Jun 12 2009 12:22 AM

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Hey Oscar and Bernie, I am sending you a Deep Blue Eyes.


Send me a drink back!

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Mar 31 2009 1:12 AM

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!! We Won!! Now Here's a Las Vegas Show coupon Discount for you! Click Here and Enter Promo Code "MYSPACE" for Half Price discount Tickets to this Multi-Award Winning Las Vegas comedy show featuring over 75 Singers Voices by Larry G Jones and featuring Brian Hoffman as RED SKELTON! Las Vegas' Top Rated show on TripAdvisor.com Learn more at www.LarryGJones.com Many More Videos on www.Youtube.com/manof1002voices including Styx, Neil Diamond, Prince and dozens more singers!
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Mar 14 2009 2:23 AM

Just wanted to say “HI from Las Vegas"

If you are ever in the neighborhood, like this lady was, check out the funniest show in town!
I wish you continued success in all you do. “Goodnight now and may God bless” Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator;)
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Feb 26 2009 5:31 PM

Just wanted to say “HI from Chicago…the Legends of Comedy Tour!”

I’m back in Vegas performing 4 nights a week. Please help spread the word. I wish you continued success in all you do. “Goodnight now and may God bless” Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator;)
Grandpa Munster

Grandpa Munster



Jan 23 2009 4:46 AM

A Terminal Cancer Survivor asks for 1 Minute of your Life!

Please Vote for Larry G Jones!
This is a BIG DEAL! PLEASE VOTE!
MAY GOD BLESS YOUR NEW YEAR!!!



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justmegan [NEW SONG!]

justmegan [NEW SONG!]



Nov 11 2008 3:09 PM

hey Oscar and Bernie...
thanks for the friendship!!
stay in touch, and best wishes!
*big hug* luv. jm.
xoxo


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Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Nov 5 2008 10:27 PM

Hope you had a great Halloween! What a pair!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two PEAS in a POD! I voted for these guys! Good-bye for now and may God bless. Brian Hoffman - Red Skelton tribute artist. www. LasVegasActs. com/redskelton. html
Grandpa Munster

Grandpa Munster



Oct 30 2008 7:08 PM

Happy Halloween to all my good friends. I wish you the spookiest. Check this out! www. LasVegasActs. com/showvideos. html www. myspace. com/redskelton4u
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Oct 15 2008 11:57 AM

I want to thank you for allowing me in your circle of friends. If you ever wanted to see Red Skelton perform live but never got your chance, here's the next best thing. Check out Superstar Voices in Concert starring Larry G Jones. Brian Hoffman opens the show for Larry as Red Skelton. Fun for everyone. Please help spread the word. 24 hour HOTLINE 1-800-595-4849 Thank you so much. Good-bye for now and may God bless.
Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman

Red Skelton by Brian Hoffman



Sep 1 2008 6:46 PM

Thank you for allowing me to be a part of your myspace. If you have always wanted to see Red Skelton perform, here's the next best thing. I'm in a new show in Las Vegas 3 nights a week at the Royal Resort 99 Convention Center Drive. Larry G Jones Superstar Voices in Concert w/ host 'Red Skelton' 24 HOUR Ticket Hotline 1-800-595-4849
Oscar and Bernie

 Oscar and Bernie



Aug 13 2008 11:44 PM

Come see us at the Funny Stop in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio from Oct.
15 through the 18 with Mike Venamin, see you there!
Danny

Danny Irwin Jr



Jun 13 2008 9:55 AM

Hello Oscar Hein and Bernie
Hope you are having a great day
Have an outstanding week

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May 1 2008 1:19 PM

How's Thursday treating you? Trying to play catch up this whole week.

I have a newly posted up video on my page of me and my race car @ Flat Rock and Toledo Speedway. Included is a sample of the my new tunes that will be on my first rock album.

We go to print next week so I've been working on adding "NAMES" and logos to put on my race car and helmet. You can see name listed in my BLOG.

Keep focused out there and keep rawkin'!
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Heather-Williams.com



Apr 6 2008 11:00 PM

When faced with a challenge, look for a way, not a way out.
Have a RawKiN' Sunday <3
Oscar and Bernie

 Oscar and Bernie



Mar 11 2008 6:36 PM

Hi Gang, we need your help soliciting Triumph the Insult dog in a debate, 'tis the season, hook me up and I'll give you Chevy Chase's Vegas Vacation movie directors chair. Yea, I got it, ask no questions. Also ck. out my Comics My Space,Thanks, Oscar
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