Bernie doesn't like people, so when he performs for you, you'll laugh till it hurts! He sez he don't taste like chicken, so bite me Elmo! Bernie says Terry Fator was lip-sinking on America's Got Talent, didn't you see his Millie Vanillie puppet!
Music
The new tune "I'm a Freak of Nature and I need my Nature Freak" copyrighted by Oscar and performed by Bernie. We are looking for dancing nature freak girls for the music video. Email naughty, ok raunchy pictures to bernie@oscarandbernie.com
Movies
The Birds, Bernie loves seeing people running scared. And after the movie, Bernie likes Baskin Robins, he's into red breasted ice cream. You may have seen Oscar in "What Happens in Vegas" by the front desk about five minutes into the movie. Oscar also had parts in "One," and "Rock Robbers."
Television
Animal Planet, anything animal, but also enjoys a great pirate movie. Bernie likes shivering timbers. Nothing like a good flogging. A little kiel hauling too, does a body good. Hates cooking shows. You saw Oscar "Swallow the Sun" if you live in S. Korea.
Books
Bernie likes newspapers, on the bottom of his cage! Bernie sez books are like women, you can't tell a book by it's cover, and you can't tell a women...a damned thing, unless your under the covers!
Heroes
Woody Woodpecker, Heckle and Jeckle, Donald Duck, Fog Horn Leghorn, Daffy Duck, are my favorites, sez Bernie, "and Kermit,... Miss Piggy's flown United, I got frequent flyer miles, and the mile high club heard her singing a duet with me of "You're my Freak of Nature!"
Oscar and Bernie's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Las Vegas
Body type:
6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
comedian
Oscar and Bernie's Schools
Brecksville-Broadview Heights
Broadview Heights, OH
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Screw-up
Minor: only when I was underage
Clubs: Bird watching
Greek:
Phi Beta Delta
About me: John Oscar Hein and Bernie have been doing standup comedy for as long as birds fly. Oscar grew up in Cleveland, Ohio. Bernie was hatched in Vegas, 1981, Check out their web site at Oscar and Bernie They have interesting comedic information, short videos, and pictures of other comics we have worked with before, also see under Comedians on My Space. Currently they're back in Vegas, after 8 years in Cleveland. You've seen them on the Gong Show, Open Call Show, commercials with Chop, of Towbin Dodge, and on America's Got Talent. They were even censored on the Tonight Show, when Alonzo Bodden interviewed them. Give a shout out. Thanks, You got "D." Bird!
Who I'd like to meet: Triumph the Insult Dog, Bernie sez he'll will swoop and poop on him. "I'll fix his nut licking ass, like he's the coyote, and I'm the road runner, that ball-breathed bastard!" sez Bernie, "He stole my act and my cigar!" "and Kermit, you're next!" Enjoy some Oscar and Bernie on Video! Bernie in Chopper Commercials
I want to thank you for allowing me as Red Skelton to be a part of your myspace life.
Fall is here and the holidays are approaching. They can be stressful so I'm giving you a gift of laughter.
If by chance you are in Las Vegas or plan on visiting us this season, I would be honored to meet you.
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Just stopping by to say HI!
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Next time you are in the neighborhood, check out the funniest show in Las Vegas!
I wish you continued success in all you do.
"Goodnight now and may God bless"
Brian Hoffman~Red Skelton Impersonator
Hi Gang, we will be in Cedar City, Utah at Toadz on June 16, 8pm and at the Greek Isle on June 27 in the Short Bus Comedy Show at 8pm. Come on down for some great fun! Thanks, Oscar and Bernie
Hope you had a great Halloween!
What a pair!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two PEAS in a POD!
I voted for these guys!
Good-bye for now and may God bless.
Brian Hoffman - Red Skelton tribute artist.
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I want to thank you for allowing me in your circle of friends.
If you ever wanted to see Red Skelton perform live but never got your chance, here's the next best thing.
Check out Superstar Voices in Concert starring Larry G Jones.
Brian Hoffman opens the show for Larry as Red Skelton.
Fun for everyone. Please help spread the word.
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Thank you so much.
Good-bye for now and may God bless.
Thank you for allowing me to be a part of your myspace.
If you have always wanted to see Red Skelton perform, here's the next best thing.
I'm in a new show in Las Vegas
3 nights a week at the Royal Resort 99 Convention Center Drive.
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How's Thursday treating you? Trying to play catch up this whole week.
I have a newly posted up video on my page of me and my race car @ Flat Rock and Toledo Speedway. Included is a sample of the my new tunes that will be on my first rock album.
We go to print next week so I've been working on adding "NAMES" and logos to put on my race car and helmet. You can see name listed in my BLOG.
Hi Gang, we need your help soliciting Triumph the Insult dog in a debate, 'tis the season, hook me up and I'll give you Chevy Chase's Vegas Vacation movie directors chair. Yea, I got it, ask no questions. Also ck. out my Comics My Space,Thanks, Oscar
What a pair!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two PEAS in a POD!
I voted for these guys!
Good-bye for now and may God bless.
Brian Hoffman - Red Skelton tribute artist.