John Q. Phats III
Carl Keitz
Carl Keitz I have Attention Defficit Dis- O look a butterfly.

Male
27 years old
Fountain Valley, California
United States



Last Login: 12/13/2009
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    John Q. Phats III's Interests
GeneralI love Hockey, I'm a Ducks fan. My favorite player Travis Moen knocking someone the fuck out. I like art and I'm really in to film. I make short films sometimes they are awesome and sometimes they suck. I have a youtube account with most of my shorts on there. the address is www.youtube.com/johnqphats But I learn a lot from each one regardless of it's suck factor.
MusicBrokedown is just plainly awesome.
MoviesI can't really name them all. I'm a sucker for a surprise ending. Even if a movie sucks all the way through but has a surprise ending I'm pretty content. Fight Club is my all time favorite though.
TelevisionAnything that's on from the hours of 1AM-5AM. So mostly showtime porno and Pauly Shore movies.
BooksI would have to say that Chuck Palahniuk is my favorite author. His books are kind of dark, fucked up, and funny all at the same time.
HeroesFuck a buncha Aquaman! =D

     John Q. Phats III's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Brooklyn, New York.
Body type:5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Graphic Designer/Film maker

   John Q. Phats III's Schools
Huntington Beach High
Huntington Beach, CA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1999 to 2000

   John Q. Phats III's Networking
Film - Direction - Director
I really want to start getting more involved with film. So if you make shorts or just like movies, let me know. =)

   John Q. Phats III's Companies
Haven Health
Signal Hill, CA US
Graphic Designer
Marketing




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   John Q. Phats III's Blurbs
About me:
I love to make people laugh. I can't imagine living in a world where I didn't have that ability. I really just like to entertain which is probably what draws me to film making. I make short films here and there. I always have either a current or next project running through my head. My friends are the raunchiest and greatest people ever created. I ice skate.... A lot. I want to play hockey one day. =) My family is really important to me. I have dinner with them every Sunday. It's an Italian thing. =P We think my grandpa was in the mob, but were not sure. I dunno, he threatens to break my Mom's fingers every now and then. That and he says The Soprano's isn't realistic enough. I work with most of my family. I'm the outcast artist of the family so I'm the graphic designer. I do digital art here and there. I have a Deviant Art account, you can check out my stuff HERE I work at a health care company that provides care for people in their homes. I love hockey, Go Ducks! I have crazy magic hair.

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Who I'd like to meet:
I hate pornobots, I hate pornobots with every fiber of my being. If you're a pornobot, please die. No I don't want to sign up for your web cam service & no I don't want a free gift card to target. Everyone else is cool though. =)

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John Q. Phats III's Friends Comments
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:::Maasa:::

Maasa Saeki



Jul 4 2009 7:10 AM

Ash's Hubby

Ash's Hubby



Jun 3 2009 6:13 PM

strangely enough, i could see us doing this back in the day! :D
Disposable Hero

Disposable Hero



Apr 30 2009 6:40 AM

Creepy japanese horror cat will eat you

Vagabond

Sean Harris



Apr 28 2009 5:34 AM

I think the Fuck the Sharks video needs to be put back up!!
Heather

Twitter MissBohn



Apr 21 2009 3:38 PM

CARL!!! I missed the date! :O !!! I still want to let you know i was thinking of ya and still hope you had a :
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Miss Ya!
♥Ann♥

Ann Mercier



Mar 24 2009 3:21 AM

For some off reason, I thought this would make you laugh!!! :o)
Austin

Austin Langley



Feb 19 2009 3:49 AM

http://icesled. com/summer. jsp
Vagabond

Sean Harris



Feb 15 2009 1:19 AM

So the Florida Panthers announcer like to say random shit when people score. I give you a small snippet of his awesomeness.
Amy

Amy Brodnax



Feb 13 2009 8:22 PM

thank you so much for the sushi last night Carl!! You are the best brother and uncle in the whole world! love you!!
xosted♥one

Sara Griffin-Monell



Feb 10 2009 9:58 PM

Congratulations on being the uncle of a record breaking baby
♪ kate ♪ ♥

 ♪  kate  ♪ ♥



Jan 11 2009 6:42 PM

me heather and mark stopped by your house but you boys werent home ):
Heather

Twitter MissBohn



Jan 1 2009 6:12 PM

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Heather

Twitter MissBohn



Dec 25 2008 9:06 AM

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Francis

Francis



Dec 25 2008 6:51 AM

♪ kate ♪ ♥

 ♪  kate  ♪ ♥



Dec 21 2008 8:06 PM

hows living with austin!!! hahah i hope all is well ..how are you!?!
Vagabond

Sean Harris



Dec 16 2008 3:20 AM

Dude this kid is a god.
..9 yr Old Hockey God, Amazing Shot
Heather

Twitter MissBohn



Dec 13 2008 11:05 PM

CARL!!! Hey how are ya! I meant to tell you this SO long go but THANK YOU for having mark and I hang out at your place for a bit last time! I still owe you jack and the box! :D
Vagabond

Sean Harris



Nov 29 2008 12:45 AM

That video is the best thing I have seen all day!
Nate

Nathan Brodnax



Nov 23 2008 7:02 AM

lolol its true, fuckin dear....
Kritten

Kritten



Nov 6 2008 6:15 PM

Boo, Saturday I can't... what other days possibly work for you?
Kritten

Kritten



Nov 5 2008 11:05 PM

Ha, the email notice cut off your sentence to just "I heard you can see it" And I was like...Um...yeah. You can. Wtf Carl?!

PS:
tonight I am receiving a certain special DVD that you and are going to have watch uncomfortably :) though, a few certain someones proooooooobably shouldn't know about it.
It could get embarrassing and cause a panic!!
Kritten

Kritten



Nov 4 2008 6:28 PM

Well the way i see it, that was a tie. And it was also an unfair fight: 2 on 1! I mean if it had been just Parros or just Parros' mustache than Boogaard TOTALLY would have won! But Parros AND his mustache... that's a tough fight ;)
Heather

Twitter MissBohn



Nov 3 2008 7:15 AM

carl!!!
it was so good seeing you again last night with mark! I'm glad you came and hope to see you again sometime!
Kritten

Kritten



Oct 29 2008 7:56 AM

Ah yes, I have seen that vid. pretty awesome if you ask me. It may not be as awesome as that but I just like how faaaaaaaaaaast he goes down ;)
Vagabond

Sean Harris



Oct 21 2008 12:36 AM

Best Hockey sign EVAR!

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