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John Fucking Rabon
Stand-Up
John Fucking Rabon My ego is my higher power.

Male
36 years old
Austin, TEXAS
United States



Last Login: 12/16/2009
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   John Fucking Rabon's Comedian Bio
BioI’m a stand-up comedy veteran. That just means there’s something wrong with me since I continue to perform in front of drunk people after all these years. I am funny. So there. I’m not an angry comic as much as I am an irritated comic. I like pointing out life’s bullshit for your amusement. I’ve worked with some of my favorite performers like Dave Attell, Louis CK, Mitch Hedburg and Doug Stanhope. I’ve been a finalist too many times in the Funniest Person in Austin Contest, and we all know how important contests are. I’m the creator and host of the long-running insult game show "Spite Club" at my home club, the Velveeta Room. Come see me. You’ll have a good time.

Websitetwitter.com/johnrabon
InfluencesGeorge Carlin, Steven Wright, Hunter S. Thompson, Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Jimmy Pardo

    John Fucking Rabon's Interests
GeneralToeing the mark and walking the line
MusicAlice in Chains, Nick Cave, Morphine, Velvet Underground, T Rex, The Kinks, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, The Beta Band, Howlin' Wolf, Fluke, Massive Attack, Clutch, AC/DC, Supersuckers, Monster Magnet, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion...Waylon Goddamn Jennings.
MoviesMiller’s Crossing, Fight Club, Big Lebowski, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Way of the Gun, Grosse Point Blank, Sin City, Brick, Big Trouble in Little China, Bullitt, Army of Darkness, Snatch, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Darjeeling Limited.
TelevisionHouse, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman, Flight of the Conchords, 30 Rock, The Office, Family Guy, Futurama, Adult Swim, The Daily Show, Lost, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Californication.
Booksanything by Elmore Leonard, Dashiell Hammett, Bukowski and Hunter S. Thompson; The Skeptic's Annotated Bible
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Groups: Austin ComediansAsk Uncle CrankyGlorieta Conference Center Summer StaffMalachi Street Team

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     John Fucking Rabon's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Luling, Texas
Body type:6' 0"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate

   John Fucking Rabon's Schools
Howard Payne University
Brownwood, TEXAS
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communication - R/TV
 

1992 to 1996
Luling H S
Luling,Texas
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1988 to 1992


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Skarah Black

Skarah Black



Dec 9 2009 4:30 PM

I might not be single much longer. Imagine that.
*Diablita*

JeriLynann M.



Oct 22 2009 7:37 PM

Happy fuckin' birthday from TEXXXAS!!!!!!!
Shannon

Shannon



Oct 22 2009 2:43 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!
Tonja

Tonja



Oct 22 2009 3:32 PM

Happy Birthday, John!  :)
Skarah Black

Skarah Black



Oct 21 2009 6:50 PM

Happy early birthday! I got your text. You know I'm going to say "I told ya so!". Go read my blog,it'll make you laugh. Or puke.
Anna

Anna



Oct 19 2009 5:08 PM

Happy Birthday, John :-)
Chris Cubas

Chris Cubas



Oct 1 2009 6:19 PM

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Sep 15 2009 4:41 AM

Cheers!!


Tickets are available at:

http://txoipunkfest.bigcartel.com
they are $2 off through the site.

Ticets for sale now at:

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(accross from Ingram Park Mall)

Hogwild Records
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(across from San Antonio College)

and Flipside Record Parlor
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(accross from Bud Jones!)

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Jul 25 2009 11:53 PM

So I wanna hear the rest of the 8am Jesus story.... :)
Skarah Black

Skarah Black



Jul 15 2009 6:36 PM

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Jun 13 2009 5:42 AM

good shit tonight @ coldtowne...interesting mix of folks...
Skarah Black

Skarah Black



Jun 10 2009 9:38 PM

funny pictures
moar funny pictures
JOHNNY HOOTROCK

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May 26 2009 10:05 PM

Lemme pick up my jaw, and dry the drool! Coming up this Saturday, May 30, JOHNNY HOOTROCK are gonna tear it up with the über-cute gals from The Jigglewatts at Hanover's Draught Haus in Pflugerville, TX! You have got to check out Goldie Candela, Pearl Lux, Miss Ruby Joule, and Miss Coco Lectric! Don't be shy! It's gonna be an über-hot night!

Get this, there's NO COVER!!! Show starts at 9PM!

Hanover's Draught Haus
108 E Main St
Pflugerville, TX
Directions

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Miss Coco Lectric with Clem Hoot
Skarah Black

Skarah Black



May 26 2009 10:15 PM

Yo,douche! What's up with you?
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May 2 2009 5:43 AM

love the new pic... totally depicts the john i know and love.... :)
Jillian

Jillian



May 5 2009 1:05 AM

sooo... i'm sittin here staring at this pic of you.. theres so much i wanna say but for some reason i am so flabbergasted by your appearance i am haivng a hard time forming words......you look like you just murdered someone and are now enjoying a smoke...creepy.
wyrdgrl

wyrdgrl



Apr 28 2009 5:39 AM

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Jeremiah Martin



Apr 23 2009 8:57 PM

"gonna fry"??? Did u get busted again?
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Brian Halterman



Apr 13 2009 10:59 PM

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Sunnie

Sunnie Wegner



Apr 12 2009 5:01 PM

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Skarah Black

Skarah Black



Apr 8 2009 5:05 AM

Dude,who knew that Bill O'Reilly had a sex drive?
Shaun

Shaun A



Apr 3 2009 6:22 PM

JUST DO IT. RABONCUBE.
jen

jen



Apr 3 2009 5:34 AM

maybe, but he does a pretty great job in picking ladies! wooo-hoooo.
Jillian

Jillian



Apr 2 2009 11:18 PM

hell yeah! you tell em johnny!
Jen T

Jen T



Apr 1 2009 7:41 PM

Ryan Reynolds is a guilty pleasure of mine. He was fucking.hot. in Blade.
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