John Fucking Rabon
Stand-Up
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"The person with the most toys...still ends up a rotting corpse."
Male
34 years old
Austin, TEXAS
United States
Last Login:
7/6/2008
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Mood:
cranky
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John Fucking Rabon's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | I’m a stand-up comedy veteran. That just means there’s something wrong with me since I continue to perform in front of drunk people after all these years.
I am funny. So there.
I’m not an angry comic as much as I am an irritated comic. I like pointing out life’s bullshit for your amusement.
I’ve worked with some of my favorite performers like Dave Attell, Louis CK, Mitch Hedburg and Doug Stanhope. I’ve been a finalist too many times in the Funniest Person in Austin Contest, and we all know how important contests are.
I’m the creator and host of the long-running insult game show "Spite Club" at my home club, the Velveeta Room. Come see me. You’ll have a good time.
| | Website | johnrabon.com | | Influences | George Carlin, Steven Wright, Hunter S. Thompson, Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Jimmy Pardo |
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John Fucking Rabon's Interests
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| General | Toeing the mark and walking the line | | Music | Nick Cave, Morphine, Velvet Underground, T Rex, The Kinks, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, The Beta Band, Howlin' Wolf, Fluke, Massive Attack, Clutch, AC/DC, Supersuckers, Monster Magnet, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion...Waylon Goddamn Jennings. | | Movies | Miller’s Crossing, Fight Club, Big Lebowski, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Way of the Gun, Grosse Point Blank, Sin City, Brick, Big Trouble in Little China, Bullitt, Army of Darkness, Snatch, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Darjeeling Limited. | | Television | House, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman, Flight of the Conchords, 30 Rock, The Office, Family Guy, Futurama, Adult Swim, The Daily Show, Lost, Breaking Bad, Dexter. | | Books | anything by Elmore Leonard, Dashiell Hammett, Bukowski and Hunter S. Thompson;
The Skeptic's Annotated Bible | | Heroes | 
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Austin Comedians, Ask Uncle Cranky, Glorieta Conference Center Summer Staff
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John Fucking Rabon's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Luling, Texas | | Body type: | 6' 0" | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | College graduate |
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John Fucking Rabon's Schools
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Howard Payne University
Brownwood, TEXAS
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Communication - R/TV
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1992 to 1996 |
Luling H S
Luling,Texas
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
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JohnRabon.com
Although anything on my website can be found here on myspace, so big fucking deal.
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