John 'Spider' Lutz
John 'Spider' Lutz
John 'Spider' Lutz COMEDIAN

Male
42 years old
STEVENSVILLE, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 10/31/2009
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GeneralComedy, riding my Harley, tattoos, telling people about my boring interests
MoviesCameo appearance in Mickey Cucchiella's HBO special.
TelevisionCommercial fo Hall bros. Bail Bonds as biker #1.
Books
HeroesFirst of all my dad is my hero. Without him, I could've ended up in a paper towel somewhere. I'm a comedian. So, I'd have to say Sam Kinnison is one of my heroes. He took comedy a step further than Richard Pryor did. The man was banned from alot of comedy clubs, yet he was still getting gigs. Had he not ventured onto that forbidden path, alot of doors would still be shut to alot of funny comics today. I like Andrew Dice Clay, Dave Attell, Dane Cook, Robert Schimmel, Rodney Carrington, Rodney Dangerfield. Who doesn't like Rodney Dangerfield? The man has also done alot for comedy. He helped out so many comics, where the door was shut before. He knew funny. When Robert Schimmel did his first show ever, he was being reamed out about how NOT funny he was by Gallager. He was told he wasn't going anywhere with his material. Rodney Dangerfield cut into his conversation and bragged about how funny Schimmel was and wanted him to perform for his comedy club right in front of Gallager. He turned to Gallager and said "oh I didn't even see you there." Schimmel's success tells you what the rest of the story is.
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Zodiac Sign:Virgo



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About me:
I'll be in O.C. for bike week. Look for me there.

Next appearance is sept. 20th in pasadena at the Chosen Sons m/c Biker Bash

I'm a comedian from the Baltimore, Maryland area, but reside on the eastern shore with my wife. She made me write that. I do a little acting also. I ride a 92 softail custom. You can check out my website at spidercomedian.7p.com I tell alot of dirty jokes, but can't post them up here without getting thrown off myspace. So, I'll keep it clean as I possibly can. I perform at alot of places along the east coast. I love comedy. Being a comedian has given me a sense of satisfaction, that being a truck driver could never do. You may have seen me in a commercial that I'm in for a local bail bonds company.

Who I'd like to meet:
People who are going to be giving me money. Let's face it. I'm broke. Give me money! Isn't that better than standing on the corner with a cardboard sign that says GOD BLESS. ? And really,......who hasn't done that?



   


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Sin 4 Sin (Ottobar 12/12)

Sin 4 Sin (Ottobar 12/12)



Nov 17 2009 10:54 PM

Hope all is well!
-Sin 4 Sin
Sin 4 Sin (Ottobar 12/12)

Sin 4 Sin (Ottobar 12/12)



Nov 4 2009 5:29 PM

alright, so people always say happy hump day for Wednesdays. I think its just as strange to say happy Uphill on Tuesdays, or happy Downhill on Thursdays, but i've never ever seen or heard anyone wish that.
-Brandon
Pat

Pat



Sep 11 2009 8:06 PM


Make A Wish!

Matt

Matt Hall



Jun 16 2009 6:04 AM


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Jun 7 2009 8:32 PM

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Jun 4 2009 5:42 PM

yes our facebook got hacked so we have to start over.PLEASE join
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jim-Rose-Circus/73911349699?re

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our west coast show dates are posted on facebook and this site
www.myspace.com/jimrosecircus
THE JIM ROSE CIRCUS VS. JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS TOUR
pretty girls,wresting,amazing circus stunts and a FIST FIGHT
If you are in a BAND that is not in a west coast city and want to open for us contact your local promoter and tell them jim sent you..we will be booking the rest of the U.S next week so please do it now..if you are a circus ,freak show,burlesque,variety,vaudeville,dance,singer,comedy performer please contact us now here for all dates and future dates..if you are a WRESTLER contact sinn bohdi he is in jim rose circus top friends
thanks
jim
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May 21 2009 5:37 PM

Thanks for supporting KKM!

Hope to see you at the Round-Up II – MARK YOUR CALENDERS NOW!


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MY OBSCENE BABY



May 8 2009 12:18 PM

I can't believe the people that like the music video. I've decided to form a real band... with band mates and not just music equipment. We're going to play live and it shall rule... if all goes well. The new sound is awesome. My drummer girl is HOT! The old video is up on my page. I'm starting the Molly Stevens series thing with Film. doing the music thing and writing more than ever. I'm so excited! What a fun time in life. It does get bloody. The pictures from the photoshoot for the video almost got me BANNED from myspace. Here's the link... I'll get in trouble if I post the video on your page... TOM said so. Thanks for being a friend. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFuUJL44S30
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Motorcycles Metal and Mayhem



Mar 18 2009 3:12 PM

Thankz 4 the add hope to see u at our rally!
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Joe WISHBONE



Feb 25 2009 7:34 PM

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Send me a drink back!

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jim rose



Feb 14 2009 12:24 AM

Hi jim rose here. yes im the actor who plays the caveman on the commercials so now you have something to tease me about the next time we see each other. Im going to be in your area in the summer hosting rock shows and writing a new book about the people I meet on the road. We should throw a small party together. If you want to hang out ,message me at my other site here
www. myspace. com/toohotforfizzle
or go to my top friend(same site)
We dont read the messages at the circus site. we are getting too many to handle there
There are too many there and hard to manage
Bonnie

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Jan 30 2009 5:16 AM

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Pat

Pat



Sep 11 2008 8:37 AM

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Sep 10 2008 3:55 AM

Hey Spider !!!! Thanks for the add
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Sep 1 2008 5:13 PM

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Jan 26 2008 9:06 AM

Hey

...sombody on my friends list wrote a real nasty thing about you in a blog they just wrote you need to see this, i dont know why either, sorry, but here is the link to it...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm.fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=6486538587&blogID=13283279897989.htm
Hard Drive

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Dec 23 2007 11:04 PM


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Dec 8 2007 2:00 PM

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Kris Knight



Sep 12 2007 4:05 AM


I hope your birthday was chock full of it John :)

Pat

Pat



Sep 11 2007 1:49 PM

Hope you have an Interesting Birthday!
WILD CHILD

WILD CHILD



Sep 8 2007 8:56 PM

Jeff Hilliard

Jeff Hilliard



Sep 8 2007 12:03 AM

Hey best myspace friend forever, I hope you have the greatest birthday in the history of all birthdays. This world needs more of you!!!

Jeff
Matt

Matt Hall



Aug 16 2007 2:54 AM

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Tommy Blaze

Tommy Blaze



May 20 2007 6:46 AM

so i was at macy's with my mom last week shopping and the guy at the counter told me to go to this website when I got home because they are giving out a limited number of free $500 gift cards! it works, i just got mine in the mail today!!! check it out its such a sweet deal, but he said there arent that many left! let's all go shopping next week with our free $500 macy's cards haha!!

Click on the the picture of the purse i got with mine!



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