Comedy, riding my Harley, tattoos, telling people about my boring interests
Music
My next appearance is on August 13th, 2006. The Cheshire Crab in Pasadena Maryland. It's a beach party benefit for Sarah's House. Info on this gig
Movies
Cameo appearance in Mickey Cucchiella's HBO special.
Television
Commercial fo Hall bros. Bail Bonds as biker #1.
Heroes
First of all my dad is my hero. Without him, I could've ended up in a paper towel somewhere. I'm a comedian. So, I'd have to say Sam Kinnison is one of my heroes. He took comedy a step further than Richard Pryor did. The man was banned from alot of comedy clubs, yet he was still getting gigs. Had he not ventured onto that forbidden path, alot of doors would still be shut to alot of funny comics today. I like Andrew Dice Clay, Dave Attell, Dane Cook, Robert Schimmel, Rodney Carrington, Rodney Dangerfield. Who doesn't like Rodney Dangerfield? The man has also done alot for comedy. He helped out so many comics, where the door was shut before. He knew funny. When Robert Schimmel did his first show ever, he was being reamed out about how NOT funny he was by Gallager. He was told he wasn't going anywhere with his material. Rodney Dangerfield cut into his conversation and bragged about how funny Schimmel was and wanted him to perform for his comedy club right in front of Gallager. He turned to Gallager and said "oh I didn't even see you there." Schimmel's success tells you what the rest of the story is.
About me: On January 27th, 2007, I'll be doing the Polar Bear Plunge to help benefit the Maryland Special Olympics. Go to this link to read more about it or to make a tax deductable donation.Polar Bear Plunge
Next appearance is sept. 23rd in pasadena at the Chosen Sons m/c Biker Bash
I'm a comedian from the Baltimore, Maryland area, but reside on the eastern shore with my wife. She made me write that. I do a little acting also. I ride a 92 softail custom. You can check out my website at spidercomedian.7p.com I tell alot of dirty jokes, but can't post them up here without getting thrown off myspace. So, I'll keep it clean as I possibly can. I perform at alot of places along the east coast. I love comedy. Being a comedian has given me a sense of satisfaction, that being a truck driver could never do. You may have seen me in a commercial that I'm in for a local bail bonds company.
Who I'd like to meet: People who are going to be giving me money. Let's face it. I'm broke. Give me money! Isn't that better than standing on the corner with a cardboard sign that says GOD BLESS. ?
...sombody on my friends list wrote a real nasty thing about you in a blog they just wrote you need to see this, i dont know why either, sorry, but here is the link to it...
clay You are gonna love this one, get this, Matty has been banging all the hottest girls at math-class for the past three months now and
nobody has figured out how he has been pulling it off except for me, I got all the proof I needed last week when he slipped up.
I was at his appartment and he was in the garage so I was snooping around his room and sure enough under his bed I found a book on how to
pick up women and like six bottles of these peniz pillzz from FROKIS.COM
So I told him I knew his secret about why he has been so popular with all the girlies now and sure enough he told me, to please not
tell anyone about the wang medz because if other guys found out that they would mess his game up. Get this, they made his thing grow
quite a few inches and it is still growing today, thicker longer all for the ladies, also he told me the book did nothing for him
haha but those crazy enlarger pillzz worked like nothing he had ever seen in his entire life.
Well I looked into these pillzz myself by going to the site he gets them from at FROKIS.COM just copy and paste the address into your
internet browser and see them for yourself. Best thing of all is, the place guarentees you that it will work on any guy or you get
every penny you paid back including the shipping, so there is no way to lose here, go now to FROKIS.COM
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Special Sam Kinison Memorial Show Tuesday April 10th at 10:00PM in addition to the regular 2 Hour Show Every Wednesday Night at 10:00PM (Est.) See comedian Screamin' Sam interview new guests every week including porn stars, swingers, exotic dancers, comedians, actors, actresses, musicians, and more. It’s going to be Wild, Crazy, X-rated fun that's totally Uncensored with NO limitations!!!
If your a BIG Sam Kinison Fan and want to be a guest on The Screamin' Sam Show email at casting@screaminsam.com, if you don't live in the Tampa area you can call the show at 813-333-6801 and tell us how Sam touched your heart.
What is up my brother.... How is that bike running. I saw that Baltimore was 82 degrees the other day and thought of your Blue paint with that front wheel just kicking asss in the sun!
I'm going to be in B-more for a string of performances at the The Baltimore Comedy Factory, Feb. 22 - Feb. 24. Lucky for you, we're giving a few tickets away. Go to Baltimore.Metromix.com and enter to win two free tickets! Check out my site for more details. See you in Charm City, Paul
