John 'Spider' Lutz
"COMEDIAN"

Male
40 years old
STEVENSVILLE, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 4/27/2008
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    John 'Spider' Lutz's Interests
GeneralComedy, riding my Harley, tattoos, telling people about my boring interests
MusicMy next appearance is on August 13th, 2006. The Cheshire Crab in Pasadena Maryland. It's a beach party benefit for Sarah's House. Info on this gig
MoviesCameo appearance in Mickey Cucchiella's HBO special.
TelevisionCommercial fo Hall bros. Bail Bonds as biker #1.
HeroesFirst of all my dad is my hero. Without him, I could've ended up in a paper towel somewhere. I'm a comedian. So, I'd have to say Sam Kinnison is one of my heroes. He took comedy a step further than Richard Pryor did. The man was banned from alot of comedy clubs, yet he was still getting gigs. Had he not ventured onto that forbidden path, alot of doors would still be shut to alot of funny comics today. I like Andrew Dice Clay, Dave Attell, Dane Cook, Robert Schimmel, Rodney Carrington, Rodney Dangerfield. Who doesn't like Rodney Dangerfield? The man has also done alot for comedy. He helped out so many comics, where the door was shut before. He knew funny. When Robert Schimmel did his first show ever, he was being reamed out about how NOT funny he was by Gallager. He was told he wasn't going anywhere with his material. Rodney Dangerfield cut into his conversation and bragged about how funny Schimmel was and wanted him to perform for his comedy club right in front of Gallager. He turned to Gallager and said "oh I didn't even see you there." Schimmel's success tells you what the rest of the story is.
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Zodiac Sign:Virgo



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About me:
On January 27th, 2007, I'll be doing the Polar Bear Plunge to help benefit the Maryland Special Olympics. Go to this link to read more about it or to make a tax deductable donation.Polar Bear Plunge

Next appearance is sept. 23rd in pasadena at the Chosen Sons m/c Biker Bash

I'm a comedian from the Baltimore, Maryland area, but reside on the eastern shore with my wife. She made me write that. I do a little acting also. I ride a 92 softail custom. You can check out my website at spidercomedian.7p.com I tell alot of dirty jokes, but can't post them up here without getting thrown off myspace. So, I'll keep it clean as I possibly can. I perform at alot of places along the east coast. I love comedy. Being a comedian has given me a sense of satisfaction, that being a truck driver could never do. You may have seen me in a commercial that I'm in for a local bail bonds company.

Who I'd like to meet:
People who are going to be giving me money. Let's face it. I'm broke. Give me money! Isn't that better than standing on the corner with a cardboard sign that says GOD BLESS. ?



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JUICE





Jan 26 2008 1:06 AM

Hey

...sombody on my friends list wrote a real nasty thing about you in a blog they just wrote you need to see this, i dont know why either, sorry, but here is the link to it...

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Sep 11 2007 9:05 PM


I hope your birthday was chock full of it John :)

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Sep 11 2007 6:49 AM

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Sep 8 2007 1:56 PM

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Sep 7 2007 5:03 PM

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May 19 2007 11:46 PM

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May 19 2007 11:45 PM

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Apr 25 2007 8:42 AM



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Apr 15 2007 10:29 PM

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Apr 6 2007 3:44 PM


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Apr 6 2007 10:17 AM

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Apr 3 2007 3:23 PM

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Mar 29 2007 8:19 PM

What is up my brother.... How is that bike running. I saw that Baltimore was 82 degrees the other day and thought of your Blue paint with that front wheel just kicking asss in the sun!
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Feb 16 2007 4:13 PM



Just wanted to stop by and say thanks for being a friend to The Rulebook, and to me too! Keep in touch - and keep up the good work.
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Feb 14 2007 9:21 AM

I'm going to be in B-more for a string of performances at the The Baltimore Comedy Factory, Feb. 22 - Feb. 24. Lucky for you, we're giving a few tickets away. Go to Baltimore.Metromix.com and enter to win two free tickets! Check out my site for more details. See you in Charm City, Paul
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Jan 29 2007 8:27 AM


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Dec 22 2006 7:26 PM

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Dec 22 2006 7:11 PM

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Oct 29 2006 11:20 AM


THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!



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Oct 17 2006 5:12 PM

Thanks for the add Spidey. Hope comedy is treating you well!

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The Unfamous Un





Oct 2 2006 5:38 PM

thanks for adding me! stop by and say hello some time!