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John Szeluga
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Sketch Comedy
John Szeluga Yes it do!

Male
29 years old
Staten Island, New York
United States



Last Login: 12/10/2009
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   John Szeluga's Comedian Bio
BioJohn Szeluga is a stand-up comedian. He was also a founding member of the sketch comedy troupe, "A Dan Amongst Dans."
TV ShowsThe CW Network's "Online Nation"
AlbumsA Dan Amongst Dans - sketch comedy DVD

    John Szeluga's Interests
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MusicThe Infernos, The Aquabats, The Blues Brothers, Flight of the Conchords, The Wahoo Skiffle Crazies, Arthur Hodgeson and the Kneecaps, Hot Time Harv's Rollercoaster of Kicks, Spinal Tap, Simon and Carbuncle.
MoviesThe Blues Brothers, Star Wars, LOTR, Spider-Man 1 & 2, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, This is Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, Annie Hall, Sleeper, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, The Rutles, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Young Frankenstein, Caddyshack, Space Balls, Atomic Cafe, Roger and Me, Clerks, Dog Day Afternoon, Napoleon Dynamite...
TelevisionHe-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Mr. Show, The Kids in the Hall, The Office (BBC), Flight of the Conchords, Firefly, Heroes, The Venture Brothers, The Larry Sanders Show, Police Squad, Benny Hill, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, UCB, SNL, The Simpsons, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Sarah Silverman Program, Tenacious D, Heat Vision and Jack, Stella, Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Merrill Howard Kalin Show, Spaced.
BooksMr T: The Man With The Gold (an autobiography)
Heroes

DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com

     John Szeluga's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Travis, Staten Island, NY
Body type:5' 7" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   John Szeluga's Schools
Cuny College Of Staten Island
Staten Island, NEW YORK
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Cinema Studies
 

1998 to 2004
Staten Island Tech Hs
Staten Island, NEW YORK
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
 

1994 to 1998


John Szeluga's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 8 Total Plays: 2441 Plays Today: 0
2nd Annual Staten Island Comedy Festival
2nd Annual Staten Island Comedy Festival rating
Fruity Pebbles, Love Song, and Christmas Without Daddy
Fruity Pebbles, Love Song, and Christmas Without Daddy rating
He Finally Did It
He Finally Did It rating
Daddy's Breakfast Eggs
Daddy's Breakfast Eggs rating
Robot Nightmares: Who's a Good Puppy? (part 1)
Robot Nightmares: Who's a Good Puppy? (part 1) rating
Shaving
Shaving rating
Robot Nightmares: Who's a Good Puppy? (part 2)
Robot Nightmares: Who's a Good Puppy? (part 2) rating
Chicken Fight
Chicken Fight rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 17 2009 9:30P
Grab Ass @ Cargo Cafe Staten Island NY
Nov 22 2009 8:00P
Sunday Night Stand-Up @ Three of Cups New York NY
Dec 8 2009 6:00P
The Comedy Point - LIVE on the air and online! Orange County NJ
Dec 9 2009 8:30P
The Looney Bin Staten Island NY

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   John Szeluga's Blurbs
About me:
I'm a comedian. Sometimes I'm actually funny. I am currently performing stand-up, creating a comic book with Chris Sorrentino, and working on a live talk show called Mid-Evenings with Jay Miller.

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I was also a founding member of the NY-based sketch comedy troupe, A Dan Amongst Dans. One of our Robot Nightmares was featured on the CW Network's television series, Online Nation. Our first DVD is currently available on our website, and a new DVD featuring the funniest videos from our final years is on the way. In the meantime, I'll be performing stand-up throughout NYC, so keep checking back here for show dates.


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JOYA

JOYA



Aug 26 2009 5:45 AM

I"m fine took me long to answer I'm not online  too much these days- how ru doing? thought u were  living in manhattan 
Tragedy: UK Tour December 2009!

Tragedy: UK Tour December 2009!



Jul 17 2009 4:44 PM

FREE SHOW THIS WEEKEND at Governor's Island!!

Also coming soon: Members of Tragedy and 2 Skinnee J's host an All Metal Tribute to MICHAEL JACKSON at Bowery Ballroom on 8/1. More details later, but here is a ticket link:

http://boweryballroom.com/event/3258

Tragedy: UK Tour December 2009!

Tragedy: UK Tour December 2009!



Jul 25 2009 1:20 AM

TRAGEDY DECIMATES the music of MICHAEL JACKSON!!

SAT. AUG. 1st @ BOWERY BALLROOM NYC!!

Joining forces with members of 2 Skinnee J's, Tragedy rocks as

DANGEROUS: ALL METAL TRIBUTE TO MICHAEL JACKSON

www.myspace.com/letsmakedangeroushappen

ONE NIGHT ONLY!!

Advance tix here: http://www.boweryballroom.com/event/3258

Special guests Corn Mo, Special J, Lance Rockworthy, AJ Stumy Johnson, Bubbles the Monkey, and many more!



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Tony

Tony



Aug 2 2009 9:33 PM

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May 22 2009 9:42 PM

Only 3 weeks away! Get all the info at ADGBBQ.com
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May 25 2009 4:36 AM

R.I.P. JIM

R.I.P.  JIM



Apr 24 2009 7:30 AM

Chinese Sick Day

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.



The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.

Moi?

Moi?



Apr 28 2009 4:16 AM

Moi? presents: A Night of Marriage

Friday, May 1 -- Mercury Lounge, NYC -- 9:30pm

Hello fan!

Jeez its ben a long tyme since u rokked with Moi?. I have ben savin sumpthin speshial for ya. I know what u r sayin - Royce always tells me he's got sumpthin speshill for me, then he just wipps it out and i'm like that's not really that speshill even though its totes awesome.

OK, fan. i heer ya. U want speshill? Tell me, what is more speshial than two peeple meeting, falling in luv, and spending the rest of thare lives 2gether? That's rite, fan, Moi? in asshossiation with Happy Beginnings Entertainment Corporation, LLC is doing a wedding show- complete with bride and groom (the lucky bride and groom shall be chozen at random from the audience), bachelor and bacholerette parties, a wedding saramony and a town hall on how to make your relayshunship 110% sucksexful.

It's gonna be mad rad. I can't wate to get all up on ya!

luv,

Royce Peterson, frontman, Moi?

Moi? (with special guest guitarist Kevin Hunter) 9:30pm

Sex Slaves 10:30pm -- Satanicide 11:30pm

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myspace.com/MoiTheBand
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Tragedy: UK Tour December 2009!

Tragedy: UK Tour December 2009!



Apr 28 2009 11:37 PM

Hey Tragedy fans!

Barry Glibb and Mo'Royce Peterson's respective original bands decimate each other at Mercury Lounge NYC this coming Friday nite!

SATANICIDE 11:30pm (Barry) www.myspace.com/satanicide
MOI? 9:30pm (Mo'Royce) www.myspace.com/moitheband

Also appearing: Sex Slaves at 10:30pm

Advance tix: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0000426ABDFB8594?artistid=1304520&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=200

Red Velvet Heaven By Jess Von Glamour

Red Velvet Heaven By Jess Von Glamour



Apr 19 2009 3:10 PM

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Apr 12 2009 1:44 PM

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Apr 17 2009 4:25 AM

Jim Holland

Jim Holland



Mar 18 2009 7:27 AM

Bee 4 Beer.

Tony

Tony



Mar 16 2009 6:24 AM

Happy belated birthday dude,

I wanted to show you the trailer for mel gibson's new movie let me know what you think.

Tony

Tony



Mar 18 2009 5:23 AM

Ahmed

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Mar 9 2009 5:33 PM

Happy Birthday
Wendy Shepherd

Wendy Shepherd



Mar 9 2009 6:22 PM

Happy Birthday! :)
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TheGodinezBrothers



Mar 9 2009 6:46 PM

Thanks for the add! Check us out at The Shrine NYC 5/8
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Sade Champagne



Mar 9 2009 6:54 PM



Happy Birthday,

I hope that today is a wonderful, blessed, and fantastic day for you!
Make sure you celebrate and live it up!

Love Always,
-Sadé Champagne ♥
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Mar 9 2009 9:03 PM

Have a rockin’ Birthday!

Hooligans Comics

Hooligans Comics



Mar 13 2009 7:32 PM

Hello from Hooligans Comics

We are looking to build up a fan base for our first title FARO and I was curious to know if you'd be interested in reviewing FARO 1 for us

FARO 2 is on sale this May and we have our first horror graphic novel coming out this June

If you're interested in receiving a PDF of FARO 1 you can email me directly at HooligansComics@gmail.com or directly through our site www. HooligansComics. com

Thanks and I look forward to hearing from you

Marcianno Kane
Hooligans Comics

The cover of FARO issue 1 available at HooligansComics.com
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Mar 15 2009 11:04 AM

I have some incredible shows coming up. I really hope you can make it out.
Austin:
Mar 18-21 Austin Electronic Music Festival w/ Boys Noise, Hecules & Love Affair, Sharam, Kaskade

San Antonio:
Mar 19 DeadMau5
Mar 30 Armin van Buuren
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Mar 15 2009 10:58 PM

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Mar 9 2009 2:13 PM

Hello & Woo Hoo John
We hope you have a great birthday!
We baked a very yummy cake for you…





Let us know how it goes!
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Mar 9 2009 1:37 PM

HappyBirthday!!!


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