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John Tabs

			"Secretly Plotting Your Demise" Male 28 years old Providence, Rhode Island United States Last Login:8/20/2008

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John Tabs's Interests

General	Russian politics and African music. I bet you can't wait to talk to me at a party.
Music
Movies	I make my own movies--in my mind!
Television	"The O'Reilly Factor" with the audio on Spanish. I like to know what pure, blinding hatred sounds like in other languages.
Books	The only book I'm interested in is my as-yet-unwritten debut novel. It will borrow heavily from The Great Gatsby. It's called The Greatest Gatsby, and will feature an appendix of delicious recipes stolen from 30 Minute Meals with Rachel Ray.
Heroes	I know everyone says Martin Luther King, but I'm going to have to go with me.

John Tabs's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	North Providence
Body type:	0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:	Cancer
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Lobbyist for the Me Industry

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John Tabs's Blurbs

About me:
I write for Providence Monthly, which I intend to parlay into a cult of personality. At this point, I feel like a legion of fawning hangers-on and unquestioning loyalists is the best thing for me, both personally and professionally. It will be a lot like the Bush administration, except significantly less invade-y.

I make amazing sangria. If you're good, I'll let you have some. If you're bad, I'll poison it. And you'll never even see it coming. Such are my ways.

I know who killed Kennedy, but I can't tell you here. They're already on to my every move. (Pssst: It wasn't Oswald.)

Who I'd like to meet:
Jesus, and whoever I have to sleep with on my way to the top

John Tabs's Friend Space (Top 12)

John Tabs has 238 friends.

Providence Sangria Co.

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♥ J-Mo ♥

amy

♥Picard

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djsave

Lauren

kristin cucina

Packing Procrastinator

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Packing Procrastinator	Aug 21 2008 12:03 AM sangria??? you gonna be hitting the streets this weekend, or what??
Beatriz	Aug 19 2008 6:03 PM Hi John, Please check out Santa Mamba's new CD and let me know what you think... View Santa Mamba's EPK www. SantaMamba. com
amy	Aug 15 2008 3:37 PM well its the next day... and its STILL funny. xo
Packing Procrastinator	Aug 7 2008 10:01 PM i think i might try and make up with my arch nemesis or not
Beatriz	Aug 4 2008 10:32 PM Hello, Please check out "Senseo", SANTA MAMBA's new album! www. myspace. com/SantaMamba www. SantaMamba. com CD RELEASE PARTY ON FRIDAY 08.08.08 AT THE NEWPORT BLUES CAFE, NEWPORT, RI! From the new album:
Briana	Aug 3 2008 3:45 PM I've made an executive decision to have two enormous German Shepherds at any party that I may hold in the future. I think it really jazzes things up a bit. Don't you think?!
Lauren	Jul 30 2008 10:10 PM Sounds like I am going to have an awesome day tomorrow. No really, I can't wait. Maybe I'll stop at the liquor store before I go in to reduce the pain.
F	Jul 22 2008 4:36 PM yes it's very quickly approaching ... but i spoke with kristin and we are going to work out something for thursday ... question: Where is this place? :)
Lauren	Jul 17 2008 3:35 AM What if I told you that I didn't leave a water dish in the office...'I've made a big mistake. '
Packing Procrastinator	Jul 15 2008 12:44 AM it's about time... :)
Briana	Jul 14 2008 10:36 PM Ok so I'm pretty sure I'm being brutally ignored since you aren't responding to my texts. Is it because I went to see John Mayer??!! Or perhaps it's my love for the DMB that prevents you from utilizing your phalanges to appropriately respond to me?! Anywho, I'm going to see Hanson soon, you down ;-) lol
Packing Procrastinator	Jul 7 2008 4:44 AM i request that last slot in your top friends. ;)
Packing Procrastinator	Jul 4 2008 6:52 AM oh shit...sorry..super long comments! um so read the 3rd one down 1st. :) and like i said depending on the year...but there is a 7 day cusp...that is why i fall into the catergory as well.
Packing Procrastinator	Jul 4 2008 6:50 AM to the right people at the right time. Generally domestic and peaceful, Gemini/Cancers often have many friends and acquaintances, and they won't sit still when loved ones are threatened. The element associated with Gemini is Air. The element associated with Cancer is Water. Gemini/Cancers are very intuitive, and their broad-minded outlook and capacity for abstract reasoning enables them to make strong contributions to projects. Emotion is a key part of their lives and is checked and balanced with logic and objectivity. Their awareness and intellectual approach to life is refreshing, and their emotional honesty is something to be admired. Gemini/Cancers have close family ties with their brothers and sisters. They often remain youthful and lighthearted their whole lives. These people have a strong association with food and a willingness to always try something new; they often make excellent cooks. Their many interests make them entertaining and stimulating conversationalists who really love people. In their leisure time, Gemini/Cancers enjoy pairing up with a partner for recreation. They often enjoy team sports because of the family feeling a team often provides. Gemini/Cancers are more likely to be ambidextrous than other signs. Physical exercise and artistic endeavors, written or on canvas, allow them to channel their swirling emotions into productive output. Their love for conversation and food ensures that leisurely dinners with friends are highly enjoyable for them, and their inquisitive and literary orientation means they enjoy mentally challenging pursuits as well. In love relationships, Gemini/Cancers are caring, flirtatious, playful and romantic. The great strength of the Gemini/Cancer-born is in their blending of intellectual and conversational skills. They have the ability to understand the difficulties their loved ones must work through. Their affectionate nature makes them among the most caring characters of the zodiac.
Packing Procrastinator	Jul 4 2008 6:48 AM Gemini/Cancer June 19 to June 23 Gemini is the third sign of the zodiac. Geminis examine the world through intellect. Cancer is the fourth sign of the zodiac. Cancers are emotional and traditional. Those born on the Gemini/Cancer cusp display great imagination and tend to be very expressive. They are interested in heredity and ancestors, and this is reflected in their desire to care for relatives and propagate the family line. They love to learn, and their lives are generally centered around the home. The astrological symbol of Gemini is the Twins. Like twins, Geminis often have a dual nature and are skilled at seeing both sides of a problem. The astrological symbol of Cancer is the Crab. Like the Crab, Cancerians go through life with a strong shell around them that is not easily broken. Gemini/Cancers are the first to express emotion in any given situation -- the first to laugh and the first to tears. Gemini/Cancers tend to have many different interests that they study in great detail. Gemini exemplifies the mutable quality assigned to it by being adaptable and able to tackle multiple tasks simultaneously. Cancer exemplifies the cardinal quality assigned to it by being strong-willed, persistent and initiating. Gemini is ruled by the planet Mercury. In ancient Roman mythology, Mercury (and his Greek equivalent, Hermes) was the messenger god. He was associated with travel and transportation. He was a communicator, quick-witted and inventive. Cancer is ruled by the Moon. In ancient times, the Moon, which represents fertility and instinct, was perceived as the Great Mother, responsible for nurturing all life. The Moon controls the tides and all water on Earth, and it has a strong effect on human emotions. Gemini/Cancers tend to be more sensitive to the movement of the Moon, their moods changing with the Moon's passage. Their facility in adapting to new challenges may seem like opportunism, but it is really just a highly intuitive curiosity that leads them
Packing Procrastinator	Jul 2 2008 3:03 PM what what do you have plansss jt for the 4th...i keep e-mailing you...no response! i've been waiting....
amy	Jun 25 2008 9:47 PM IM SORRY! i didnt make it to your party.. i was gay pride wasted and had no idea where aldephi street was... gay pride ruined my tabs time... :/ lets hang out soon... PLEAAAAAASEEE!!!! hot club?
Lauren	Jun 24 2008 5:43 PM Happy birthday (yesterday) I said it early and late...GOD I need to get it together.
Briana	Jun 23 2008 8:25 PM I got this comment from MyCommentCodes. com Hope it's a good one :-)
CUTESKIP	Jun 23 2008 8:06 PM Happy Birthday!! :)
djsave	Jun 23 2008 4:59 PM happy b-day
Packing Procrastinator	Jun 23 2008 2:27 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN! HAVE A GREAT ONE!!! :)
Bobby & Laura	Jun 23 2008 2:26 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! HAVE AN AWESOME DAY JOHNNY BOY! XOXO
rachel	Jun 23 2008 10:19 AM Happy Birthday Johnny!!! : )
♥Picard	Jun 21 2008 11:23 AM Happy birthday hun see you later!
The Volpinator	Jun 20 2008 11:50 AM Happy Bday -volpinator
Briana	Jun 20 2008 4:20 AM So I feel bad about missing your huge shindig and decided that the best way to handle this situation is to do something you would really appreciate. Soooo...I bought you some DAVE MATTHEW BAND tickets for the show next week. I hope this gift brings a smile to your face ;-)
rachel	Jun 11 2008 7:43 PM Season finale of Top Chef tonight!!! Lisa's getting her asssss kicked!
♥Picard	Jun 7 2008 4:25 PM 121 next sat u down?
The Volpinator	Jun 3 2008 2:40 AM yo give me a call, need some help with my space music -volpinator 6/18/08 tiesto is in boston
Lauren	May 23 2008 4:58 PM Your Dad stopped into work today to say hi to you, but you weren't here lol. Anyway he is adorable!
♥Picard	May 23 2008 3:52 PM tabbbbbbbbbbsssssssss!!!
Packing Procrastinator	May 18 2008 5:43 PM your pant leg saved me from crackin open my face! thanks a million. ;)
kristin cucina	May 18 2008 12:19 AM SEE YOU TONIGHT!!
The Volpinator	May 5 2008 11:51 AM thanks for the vine -volpinator
♥Picard	May 4 2008 5:39 PM yea so we didn't go to our friends house last night we were too tired once we started driving completely came down from all the excitement!
K-BOW	May 1 2008 2:47 PM PRINCE PARTY!!! Saturday June 21st at The Green Room. word.
♥Picard	Apr 29 2008 5:00 PM Any news on that Prince party im a lil excited?
K-BOW	Apr 16 2008 12:59 PM Last night I made a blueberry pomegranate sangria. I just tasted it (yes, it's breakfast) and it's not bad. I call it.......Purple Rain Sangria.
Lauren	Apr 15 2008 7:54 PM CHHIIMMMAAAYYYY...CHIIMAYY!! (In bunk's drunken voice.) hah.
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