Click on the Skate Til You Die ! page , turn it up and listen to leasa wipe out on the skate board then the song begins.
Cant get this on myspace, cant get this on last fm. Cant get this on itunes or even at tankcrimes !
Only at instantasshole.com
Go To:
http://www.instantasshole.com
new artwork by BILL/ASSHOLE
Checkout Monolith Press, screen printing shop for Rock and Art posters CDs and Record covers and stuff. These guys are the coolest and pay extra special attention to details, producing the finest quality work !
http://www.monolithpress.net/
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DQ University is a tribal college near Davis, Ca. that was founded when a group of NDNs jumped the fence of an abandoned military base in 1970 and reclaimed the land as allowed by a treaty . On the nearly 650 acres of land they built a University. DQ U is a, one of a kind place of education, bridging the gap between native spiritual and cultural and oral tradition schools with Califonia accredited standards. Providing all peoples with a rounded historical/cultural education to receive an Associates degree and proper grounding and credits for transfer to all other accredited 4 year universities for higher degrees.
DQ U has been struggling to maintain its strength as a university as well as its accreditation and is at at a tough time in the schools history. The University's students have reclaimed the land and university once again and have been sweeping clean the old policies of administrations and have legally ousted the older administration and been since been placing new people on the board of trustees and administrators and are hiring a new president.
So the students resistance is what I support and the struggle to keep the land in the hands of NDNs and not have the control of the land lost for any reasons. I personally would like to see a greenway of reclaimed land stretching from DQ in the West all the way across to Pine Ridge South Dakota.
So Please send support to the DQ students !
NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT !
Please make a donation All foods, goods and services accepted. These Students are the revolution. Please repost this and place this banner on your site. thanks!
Click on the image or copy and paste this url:
http://www.myspace.com/dquniversity
Thanks to all who came out and supported DQ U at Gilman Street April 11. We raised some needed funds and great a level of awareness!
THIS IS SKATE THE LAKE A SKATE RELAY FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS AT TAHOE !
SKATE THE LAKE (video above) is a benefit for Breast Cancer Awareness that me and JoAnn skate every year 27 mile marathon. This is video from last years event. This year we rocked it hard too in snow and ice and vids will be posted soon. Thanks to all who contributed !
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Barfly, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Shredders, Dogs in Space,
Television
This is the trailor for the Ramen Days movie. ..
Books
THiS IS MY FAMILY!..
This first vid is a clip of my girlfriend JoAnn's band Dynamite 8. She is in my top friends and you should definately look her up and her band . She rules!
And this is me in Tahoe with JoAnn's son Gavan as he slaps me silly!
This is my nephew Joeys band 3. They just released their 2nd album on Metal Blade records and just finished performing with Opeth and Dream Theater on the Prog Nation Tour ! !!!
Click here yo get the whole concert at Omega Institute of Joey playing Solo
This is Josh my other nephew (joeys brother) he is the former original greatest drummer of Coheed and Cambria. He also is the original drummer of THREE . Now he is focused on his hip hop gig WEERD SCIENCE. This is the first video they did . They produced in at the old IBM plant in Kingston NY the place where my father (his grandfather) worked for 33 years. The IBM plant is shut down now, I wrote a song about it called PhD. My dad Wayland in the late 50's early 60's went to his boss at IBM and said, "Hey I have an idea to use a typerwriter keyboard to input data into computers!". Boss said, "Theres a team of 7 people working on that in Kentucky right now, why don't you go down there and see if you can help them." He did. and now we still use the keypad. Dad rules ! Joey has a song called Wayland, I will try to archive it and put it up here too. Wayland lives back in his hometown now, Rochester Minn. He goes and see's THREE when they come through town (minneapolis) and used to go see Coheed too. Heres the vid by weerd science at the old IBM plant!
This is a Live song by Weerd Science recorded earlier this year 2008 at a show in Buffalo NY. Title, "Fuck All People".
This is my brother Jimmy (joey and josh's dad) playing in the Spector Studio with Doug Wimbash of, In Living Color.
Heres a video of Josh playing drums
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Russell is my lawyer. The guy who helped me prove the Town Of Woodstock's case against me unconstitutional. He rocks!!! and is a hero of mine. This was taken from his website. Russell has gotten me out of a lot of trouble.
Russell A. Schindler
245 Wall Street
Kingston, NY
845.331.4496
Know Your Rights
1. Don't Leave Contraband in Plain View. Although law enforcement officers must obtain a warrant before they can conduct a privacy-invading search, any illicit material that can be plainly seen by any person from a non-intrusive vantage point is subject to confiscation. A "roach" in the ashtray, A visible pipe or the smell of marijuana are all probable cause.
2. Never Consent. to a search. If a law enforcement officer asks for your permission to search, it is usually because there is not enough evidence to obtain a search warrant. The fact that you refuse to consent does not give the officer grounds to obtain a warrant or further detain you. If an officer asks to search you or an area belonging to you or over which you are authorized to control, you should respond: "I do not consent to any search. If you are going to question me I require a lawyer present. If I am not under arrest, I would like to leave."
3. Don't Answer Questions Without Your Attorney Present! Whether arrested or not, you should always exercise the right to remain silent. Anything you say to law enforcement officers, reporters, cell mates, or even your friends can be used as evidence against you.
4. Determine if You Can Leave. You may terminate an encounter with officers unless you are being detained under police custody or have been arrested. If you cannot tell whether you may leave, you can ask officers, "Am I under arrest or otherwise detained?" If the answer is, "No," you may leave. An officer can temporarily detain you without arresting you if he has "reasonable suspicion" that you are involved in criminal activity. Also, the officer may perform a "pat down" or "frisk" on you during the detention if he has reasonable suspicion that you are armed. However, an officer may only reach into your pockets if he pats something that feels like a weapon.
5. Do Not Be Hostile; Do Not Physically Resist. There are times when individuals politely assert their rights and refuse to consent to a search but the officers nonetheless proceed to detain, search, or arrest them. In such cases, it is important not to physically resist. Rather, you should reassert your rights as outlined in tip number two.
6. Informing on Others. The police and prosecutors often try to pressure individuals into providing information that would lead to the arrest and conviction of others. Threats and promises by police and prosecutors should be viewed with caution and skepticism. Decisions should only be made after consulting with an experienced criminal defense attorney and examining one's own conscience (uh, don’t do it!).
Disclaimer In disseminating this information, NY NORML explicitly warns readers that it is not providing legal or other professional advice or services. A person relying upon the information contained herein does so at their own risk, and NY NORML cannot be held liable for the consequences. The laws are complex. Many similar factual situations are legally different, and laws vary from state to state, and county to county. The information contained herein is no substitute for legal advice from a licensed attorney.
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This is Richie Havens at Woodstock 1969. Yes this is in the heros section. Racheal, Richies daughter took care of us (Instant Asshole) when we were on east coast 2008 on our most recent tour. I am going to try and cover this song and do it justice to show respect to Racheal and honor her and her commitment to music and my family. Much respect Racheal, thanks for everything !
johnthebaker All SLIMY PENIS BREATH songs Posted at our reverbnation site. check em out. AND come to our reunion show dec 5th at the basement in Kingston NY Posted at 3:49 PM Nov 29 view more
I like punk and metal and most all music. going to shows and hanging with friends. ..
Skateboarding, Long boarding, Learned to ollie and drop in this year and have skated great distances like richmond to san jose.
I was arrested in 1994, in Woodstock NY for the lyrical content of my songs. Went to jail then....read more... this is the story of my arrest and victory !!
copy and paster this link into your browser. myspace doesnt allow me to set this link via html for some reason. So copy and paste it.
Read it and tell others so I dont have to re tell the story 500 times already. j/k
Then moved I to Cali in 2000 and helped start up an underground rock venue called Burnt Ramen Studios
http://www.burntramen.com
That club lasted 3 years, in the fall of 2003 we started up another new venue called, The Slaughterhouse
http://www.wethepunx.com/slaughterhouse.html
We've had 5 shows so far at the slaughterhouse and the shows are really awesome!! Thanks to all the folks who have been coming out and supporting the new club. It ain't no fun without you!!
Well, the Slaughterhouse is demolished now, We got in almost 50 shows in the year we had the building. Now, we have been getting away with doing some shows at Burnt Ramen which has been great ! Hopefully soon we will have another new place.
We got in another 2 1/2 years at Burnt Ramen before the cops came again and shut us down during the Municiple Waste show in aug 2006. Now, we are again on a break from shows at ramen and are hoping that sometime 2007 we can start doing some shows again.
One other thing, I really am a baker.
Find me on Twitter
http://www.twitter.com/jtb666
Check out my vids at:
http://www.reverbnation/johnthebaker
MY UPCOMING SHOWS : ..
Instant Asshole has a 2week tour coming up called,
"Kretch'n Across California " sept 23rd thru Oct 11th.
come caravan on tour with us across cali with us Sept 23 - Oct 11 !!
and copy this widget and post it around as comments and bulletins and blogs !!!
help us promote .
thanks !
John the Baker.
I just did an interview on Pirate Cat Radio May 19th to promote Skate Til You Die! and was joined there by THE MEATMEN live interview. Was amazing meeting these folks and I was really inthralled with the stories and personality of Tasco Vee .
Heres the link to the interview and check it out for your self.
recorded oct 13 2008 opening up for THREE. at Blakes in Berkeley Ca.
Who I'd like to meet: thought criminals and anarchists...
GET Some Instant Asshole songs on itunes i think the whole record 16 songs is $5.99
GET IT !
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Coming Soon From DC Bookdiva Publications- Draw by Author J-Real!
Terrell a.k.a Pharaoh a well known drug lord who runs the streets of New York, is facing problems everywhere he turns. With people out to kill him and the police hot on his tracks, Pharaoh s empire is soon to collapse. After reportedly being dead, he leaves behind a younger brother (Serious) who can t cope with the family pressures, the death of his brother, and the temptation of the streets. Strapped with anger and greed young Serious turns to the same life of crime led by his brother, to handle all unfinished business and avenge his brother s death. Serious quickly builds his own empire with the assistance of Laura, a well educated diva, while taking no shorts and demanding power and respect. With all the power and respect in the palm of his hands, Serious quickly learns that his life in the fast lane comes with consequences he never expected. Serious soon discovers that the game's unforgiving rule of draw first, ask questions last.
"In loneliness, in sickness, in confusion-the mere knowledge of friendship makes it possible to endure, even if the friend is powerless to help. It is enough that they exist. Friendship is not diminished by distance or time, by imprisonment or war, by suffering or silence. It is in these things that it roots most deeply. It is from these things that it flowers."
"You lifted me up when I could not lift up myself, you made me smile when I forgot how to, you were there for me in my times of need and you were there for me when I needed nothing at all."
Respect, Peace, Love, Light, and Blessings MorningStar
Everyone's always like "Oh my god your shirt says Instant Asshole!" then they see my jacket, my pants, my canteen and my back pack and they're just like "What the fuck..." xDD
myspace is weird but not this time... i started a music page under my real name... the two first name syndrome... i wish i was named john the baker or sir lord baltimore or even pricilla queen of the desert but alas..
yes to the show anytime
cheers and have fun in new york if i read the blurb correctly
Happy Saturday!! HEY do you think my music is awesome!?! Hey check it yo, all our merch is on sale at chokeemrecords.bigcartel.com . Also come listen to us and tell us whats up. We love hearing from you and plus we always comment back.
Happy Black Friday!! HEY do you think my music is awesome!?! Hey check it yo, my new cd MonstersInMyCloset is on sale now at www.cdbaby.com/cd/jayreck please go check it out and if you like a song buy it and ill give you something!
Happy Black Friday!! Hey we posted all new songs from everyband on the label. SO come by and listen. Also did you buy anything cool today. We did got a flat screen!!
Hey HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! How are you doing? Well we decided to be thankful for having awesome friends like your and we are having a HUGE everything at cost sale. So dont spend all you black friday money out and about well send the stuff to you! Check it HUGE SALE STARTING TODAY ENDS FRI! BYO,OMG,HV DIGITALS $3 http://lnk.ms/00GxY - SEARCH ARTSIT BY NAME!(cdbaby.com) ALL SHIRTS ON SALE AT COST CHOKEEMRECORDS.BIGCARTEL.COM !!
hey john hows it going?? for me things are turning out great..iam going back to school in Jan..some friends and i started up a THRASH band(i used to be the drummer) but i moved so iam not in it anymore but fuck it
As you know, I’m an eco-guy and own a company called UrbanScooters.com. Well, I’ve been trying to convince some of our manufacturer’s to produce a more eco-friendly stand-up gas scooter and Go-Ped has stepped up to the challenge. I’d like to throw as much support behind this really cool, propane powered, clean burning, green scooter called the ..Go-Ped Pro-Ped as I can.
If this scooter is successfully launched, they will manufacturer more! Please tell everyone you know about it. If you have any questions, just ask. Check out info and a video about the Go-Ped Pro-Ped!
Hey! Remember...as always, our songs are available for FREE download on our page! Spread the word! Everyone likes free music! Put them on your iPod! Burn a CD! Rock out! Share them with your friends! Take it easy!
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