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John

		Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke. Male 33 years old Boston, MASSACHUSETTS United States Last Login: 1/2/2009
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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/johnturco

John's Comedian Bio

Website

johnturcocomedy.com

John's Interests

General	Writing, movies, skiing, biking, track lighting (kidding), cars... basic guy crap.
Music	Pretty much any hair band and classic rock.
Movies	The Rock, Napolean Dynamite, Outside Providence, True Romance, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, GodFather II, Spiderman.
Television	Don't really watch anything but Family Guy.
Books	The Lion's Game, The Testament, Angels and Demons, DaVinci Code.
Heroes	Spiderman
Groups:	The Original, Stand-up San Diego, ROCKSTARS OF COMEDY, VIP!, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, EriDzin, RGRDS, FUELHEAD, Fans of Pabst Blue Ribbon View All John's Groups

John's Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Not Sure
Body type:	5' 6" / Athletic
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Stand-up Comic

John's Schools

University Of Georgia
Athens,Georgia
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Journalism
Minor: Communications

1989 to 1993

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John's Blurbs

About me:
I enjoy telling jokes, drinking bourbon and doing whatever the hell else comes to mind. Come check out my act. Or at least buy me a drink!

Who I'd like to meet:
People who'll buy me drinks. Laughing at my jokes is purely optional.

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