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John

			"Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke." Male 32 years old Boston, MASSACHUSETTS United States Last Login: 9/25/2008
Mood: bouncy
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MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/johnturco

John's Comedian Bio

Website

johnturcocomedy.com

John's Interests

General	Writing, movies, skiing, biking, track lighting (kidding), cars... basic guy crap.
Music	Pretty much any hair band and classic rock.
Movies	The Rock, Napolean Dynamite, Outside Providence, True Romance, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, GodFather II, Spiderman.
Television	Don't really watch anything but Family Guy.
Books	The Lion's Game, The Testament, Angels and Demons, DaVinci Code.
Heroes	Spiderman
Groups:	The Original "MySpace Comedy", Stand-up San Diego, ROCKSTARS OF COMEDY, VIP!, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, EriDzin, RGRDS, FUELHEAD, Fans of Pabst Blue Ribbon View All John's Groups

John's Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Not Sure
Body type:	5' 6" / Athletic
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Stand-up Comic

John's Schools

University Of Georgia
Athens,Georgia
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Journalism
Minor: Communications

1989 to 1993

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John's Blurbs

About me:
I enjoy telling jokes, drinking bourbon and doing whatever the hell else comes to mind. Come check out my act. Or at least buy me a drink!

Who I'd like to meet:
People who'll buy me drinks. Laughing at my jokes is purely optional.

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Lee	Sep 26 2008 3:46 AM hi John, welcome back to MySpace! No gifts, no Mobsters ~ just a regular boring-ole comment. but I was singing it, so it would have sounded cool if you could have heard it :-) I'm really looking forward to your set on Nov 7th... don't hold back! gosh, I hope I don't regret saying that... Looking forward to it! Lee
Charlaine Cadence	Sep 5 2008 8:14 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Green Spot app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey John, I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
Moo 92	Aug 10 2008 4:57 PM You really need some more "Mobsters" crap on your page.
shorty	Aug 3 2008 2:28 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Mobsters app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- shorty wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace. Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don! Join shorty's Mob!
Raymond	Jul 28 2008 4:51 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Mobsters app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Raymond wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace. Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don! Join Raymond's Mob!
I Love My Hubby	Jul 25 2008 1:53 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Mobsters app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Heather wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace. Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don! Join Heather's Mob!
Roger	Jul 22 2008 8:09 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Mobsters app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Roger wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace. Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don! Join Roger's Mob!
Corey Krick	Jul 22 2008 5:51 AM Indeed! George was ahead of his time.
HippyChic	Jul 10 2008 9:02 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Kiss Me app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- I just kissed you. Click here to kiss me back! KissyKissy from this Iowa Trekkie/Hippie!
The voice inside ur head, and the eyes in ur radio	Jul 6 2008 7:17 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Mobsters app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- The voice inside ur head, and the eyes in ur radio wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace. Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don! Join The voice inside ur head, and the eyes in ur radio's Mob!
Stacy	Jun 17 2008 2:27 PM Hey there ! ! ! ! Hope to see you soon ! ! ! this guy is my biggest fan... he meanders down back alleys trying to hock tickets for me...
Shortii...We Gonna Have To Vacate	Jun 14 2008 6:11 PM lmao i know i have been ditching allot of classes for dentist app and doctors but sleep also, man i hope i get out of this term alive. what happened about ur Financial Aid thing? least i been making some side money though, filling out those surveys online, giving my opinions n stuff. it aint been doing too bad, bout an extra 200 bucks or so a week, and the work is pretty easy, just like answering questions and giving my opinions on different things. heh, i just finished one, and it was about what freakin toothpaste do i like to use, lol. anyways, you should try it, and lemme know how it does for yah. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is: www. workfor400. com cya! G38475895
STAR CHILD	Jun 8 2008 5:46 AM Lol! Ok hes gonna add you,..and Im off the weekend of ur party so we are coming for sure! yay! And Ill let you know after Saturday what I work next week! i been doing good with those paid survey things i found online. its doing alright, about an extra 300 a week, and not too much work. just answering questions and stuff online. anyways, you should try it, it seriously so easy: www. workfor300. com A33037119
WHAT'S NEXT!?!?!?!?!?	Jun 4 2008 1:55 AM Hey John, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Mike	Jun 2 2008 2:51 AM Can you beat my score on the "Family Guy Quiz" quiz? I got 100%. Can you do any better? ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Liz	May 31 2008 11:53 PM Come join my cause: Habitat for Humanity! You'll get a profile badge to show your support! Please help me support Habitat for Humanity! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Causes application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Just Gina	May 31 2008 2:15 PM Hey John, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
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Through Glass...	May 28 2008 7:46 PM Hey John, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
jessica	May 28 2008 1:26 PM Hey John, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
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JAYMiSS	May 26 2008 9:44 PM Hey John, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Fancy Nancy	May 24 2008 1:42 PM
The voice inside ur head, and the eyes in ur radio	May 21 2008 10:11 PM Hi john, I left you some free chips in Poker. Collect them now. ! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Texas Holdem Poker application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Kenny Razor	May 18 2008 4:38 PM Hey John, I just gave you a human gift! Click here to unwrap your human and see who it is! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
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The voice inside ur head, and the eyes in ur radio	May 16 2008 8:05 PM Hi john, I left you some free chips in Poker.

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