Graphic Design, Web Development, Books, Museums, Bars, Foosball, People Watching, Being Jewish, Hardcore, Southern Comfort, Women, Cars, Motorcycles, Photography
Music
Stuff you've likely never heard of...Madball, Atreyu, Grade, Darkest Hour, Sick of it All, skycamefalling, Gorilla Biscuits, Anthrax, Cock Sparrer, Hopesfall, Dropkick Murphys, Cro-Mags, Agnostic Front, AFI, Capture the Flag, Chokehold, Deadguy, For the Love Of.., E-Town Concrete, Opeth, In Flames, Jurassic 5, NOFX, Pharcyde, The Pogues, Social Distortion, The Clash, Weezer, Hatebreed, Skarhead, Inside Out, Burn, Brother's Keeper, The Refused, The Misfits, Snapcase, Earth Crisis, Fury of Five, Chain of Strength, Murphy's Law, No Use for a Name, The Exploited, 7 Seconds, Black Flag, Operation Ivy, Lifetime, Rancid, Integrity (not I2000, the old stuff), Sepultura, Shades Apart, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Downset, Yuppicide, Pennywise, 108, ya know, that's enough for now.. I'm not going to go out to the CDs and see who I missed.
Movies
Anything by the Cohen Brothers, Goodfellas, Logan's Run, Suicide Kings, Equilibrium, Reign of Fire, Donnie Darko, Army of Darkness, Evildead, Queen of the Damned, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Wayne's World, Transformers the Movie, GI Joe The Movie, A Bug's Life, Antz, Toy Story, The Matrix (oh hell, all 3), Star Wars (all of em), Indiana Jones 1-3, BMX Bandits, Rad, ...nothing by that ass clown John Waters.
Television
The Simpsons, Scrubs, Will and Grace, Friends (yeah I'm a dork, save it), 6 Feet Under, Futurama, Family Guy, Dead Like Me, Oz (before it ended), The Sopranos, Deadwood, Heroes, Flight of the Concords, Californication, Weeds, just about anything that qualifies as a true hollywood story or a behind the music, I Love the 80s, ...that's about it.
Books
Lots and lots by all of these authors and a lot more:
The Hitchhiker's Gulde to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams), Bloodsucking Fields - A Love Story (Christopher Moore), Microserfs (Douglas Coupland), Cat'c Cradle (Kurt Vonnegut), How to Be Good (Nick Hornby), The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown), The Risk Pool (Richard Russo)... and more.
Heroes
Ron Popeil, Jay "the Juiceman" Kordich, Robert Koyisaki, Tony Little, Susan Powter, and that fucking british guy who sets cars on fire then washes them off with a cup of ejaculate squozen from a tibetian monk. They proved to me that anyone can achieve anything, and no matter how great it is, the best idea is to tell the world...at 3 in the morning. All of them, and all the fine gents keeping the peace every day in Paragon City.
About me: Mix
the following: George Carlin and Doug Adams' humor, Kurt Vonnegut's
outlook on life, 2 cups flour, a sixpack of Dr. Pepper, a squirt or two
of Joop and an aquarium of fish all named Kevin (and at one point,
Steve), and you get me. I'm living in Baltimore again, and it's
shocking how much dodging bullets is like riding a bike.. you can do it
again like you just did it yesterday. I definitely don't like to
"move-it move-it" and I don't care who let the dogs out. I'm extremely
sarcastic with a sometimes dry sometimes silly sense of humor, and I'm
a die-hard cynic. I'm working on changing my physical description from
average to athletic, so I work out 3-4 days a week ya know, just fyi
incase you're shallow and that's an issue. Get in touch, I'm always
lookin for more people to hang with.
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"I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it
does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously."
- Douglas Adams
"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
- H. L. Mencken
Who I'd like to meet: I had this written in my profile for years... and then I met Meg:
"She doesn't take 2 hours to do her hair, tells me exactly what she
thinks of pretty much anything. She's outspoken and makes me laugh, she
has a lot of annoying habits that I'll find endearing even though I'll
complain about them. She's not perfect, doesn't need to be, and is ok
with it. She's confident, she doesn't lose her cool and she leaves me
amazed that I'm lucky enough to have her in my life."
So, I met her :)
Outside of that, if you like motorcycles, photography, foosball, video games, books, and rever to yourself as an [insert kind here] geek, then come knocking.
There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity. There's only the blanket.
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heard you watched the sex and the city movie!!! PUSSY... so did i, hahahaha. the pants pooping was funny though. sorry i have been a ghost teeth beat me down.
hehe baby look at this way, you just proved that a man can sit through that movie, and not kill himself ;) What a great display of self-control and willpower, you give courage to other men out there who aren't as strong.
(p.s. seriously, I love you so much! Thank you for getting that for me!)
Hey man! Congrats. I was looking at the pictures and I was like who has a lit proposal photo on a timer and then I saw it was you. Which make total sense. Great idea!!
Mix
the following: George Carlin and Doug Adams' humor, Kurt Vonnegut's
outlook on life, 2 cups flour, a sixpack of Dr. Pepper, a squirt or two
of Joop and an aquarium of fish all named Kevin (and at one point,
Steve), and you get me. I'm living in Baltimore again, and it's
shocking how much dodging bullets is like riding a bike.. you can do it
again like you just did it yesterday. I definitely don't like to
"move-it move-it" and I don't care who let the dogs out. I'm extremely
sarcastic with a sometimes dry sometimes silly sense of humor, and I'm
a die-hard cynic. I'm working on changing my physical description from
average to athletic, so I work out 3-4 days a week ya know, just fyi
incase you're shallow and that's an issue. Get in touch, I'm always
lookin for more people to hang with. 
