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JoJo Smith
Stand-Up / Female / MC/Hosts
"Feisty, Fabulous and Funny"

Female
101 years old
London,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/7/2008
Mood: fabulous Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/jojosmithuk  

   JoJo Smith's Comedian Bio
BioFirst gig was June 1993 at the VD Clinic, opposite Pentonville Prison. Gave stand-up a go figuring itd be a night out. Began performing after RSI ended a 15 year journalism career. Publications she wrote for included NME, Smash Hits, The Face and The Evening Standard. Other jobs included ironing trousers for Dexys Midnight Runners, Bingo caller and Red Stripe roadie for John Lydon. Career highlights: Researching, writing and presenting 42 episodes of Funny Business achieving a long held ambition to have my own chat show. Performing gigs in Sydney, Melbourne, Cape Town, Abu Dhabi, Dubai and Shanghai. Managing to make a night out last 13 years and counting. My sets are less rigid than they used to be, Im spending a fair bit of time compering and this has totally freed me up. I get off on ad-libbing with the audience (not a euphamism for taking the piss) and giving them an insight into JoJoWorld. Its scary for them sometimes, but imagine what its like for me, I live in JoJoWorld 24/7! The last couple of years has seen me clean up my act - in life that is, onstage Im still as honest as ever - drink and drugs have gone out the window and been replaced by healthy eating and tai chi.
Websitejojosmith.com
MembersJust me and my big mouth
TV ShowsTwo series of Funny Business on ITV, 100 Greatest Musicals, assorted 'row tv' shows as an 'expert' on everything!

    JoJo Smith's Interests
GeneralModern Art, Theatre, Travel, Music, Shopping, Movies, Hanging out
MusicTalking Heads, The Clash, The Last Poets, Mary J Blige, Rufus Wainwright, Blur, Missy Elliot, Primal Scream, Gorillaz, Lily Allen, Black Uhuru, Al Green, Drive by Truckers, Gil Scott Heron, Beastie Boys, Gang of Four, Beck, NERD, Arctic Monkeys, My Morning Jacket, Nick Cave, Aretha Franklin, Al Green
Movies1900, Diner, Guys and Dolls, any old Hollywood musicals
TelevisionDon't really watch tv these days, unless one of my mates has done something.
BooksToo many on the go to list here, but all time faves include anything by John Steinbeck, Chester Himes, HHDalai Lama, Pema Chodron, and Harold Robbins!
HeroesThe Dalai Lama, Bill Hicks, anyone who does a vital job for shit money like nurses and firemen
Groups: Comedians UKMySpace ComediansStand-Up ComedyComedians of MySpaceBravetarts - Comedy ShowRoyal Court TheatreAn Inconvenient TruthSuperGirlyology

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     JoJo Smith's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:London
Body type:5' 7" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Occupation:Stand-up Comedian www.jojosmith.com

   JoJo Smith's Schools
Tulketh Community Sports College
Preston, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1972 to 1977


   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 4 2008 1:00A
Jongleurs Southampton
Jul 5 2008 1:00A
Southampton Jongleurs
Jul 18 2008 1:00A
Bow Jongleurs London
Jul 18 2008 1:00A
Bow Jongleurs London
Jul 19 2008 1:00A
Bow Jongleurs
Jul 25 2008 1:00A
Edinburgh Jongleurs
Jul 26 2008 1:00A
Edinburgh Jongleurs
Aug 2 2008 1:00A
Opus Lounge & Frog & Bucket Manchester
Aug 5 2008 1:00A
Cambridge Comedy Festival
Aug 8 2008 1:00A
Komedia Brighton
Aug 9 2008 1:00A
Komedia Brighton
Aug 10 2008 1:00A
Komedia Brighton

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   JoJo Smith's Blurbs
About me:

MySpace Layouts

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Dancing stars

Stand-up comedienne. I talk bollocks for money basically. Find out more at My Website You can also find me on facebook. Come and be my friend there too!
Who I'd like to meet:
Handsome, single, millionaires who live close by

   JoJo Smith's Friend Space (Top 20)
JoJo Smith has 1244 friends.
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 Chambers & Nettleton 


 Reginald D Hunter 


 Alan Carr 


 Chris Wainhouse 





JoJo Smith's Friends Comments
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Indigo Brown





Jun 20 2008 12:31 AM

hey Jojo
was great sharing a stage with you.. you are so f** funny. especially the Primark and Gap thing, im still laughing cause i get all my stuff from primark and what u said was sooooo tru!!!!
I think u should put a bill forward to the House for a new way forward to stop youth violence LOL xx
Nayla and Soul
iB
x




Gina Yashere-1st ever Brit to do Def Comedy Jam





Jun 13 2008 5:51 AM

hey baby girl!!
just resurfaced. still not fully recovered, but looking forward to a few days in the caribbean before going bak to the circus that is my life.
just wanted to say thank you for your input to my tour, you were a fantastic support, the crowds loved u, and I hope you enjoyed it as I enjoyed watching you blossom.
Don't know if I'll see ya before I head out, so ichat it is!
you take care
xxxx
Jools Gregg





Jan 7 2008 12:04 PM

Dear Chuckle Chum
Thank you from within the inner depths of my blackened and despairing heart for your kind offer of friendship. I look forward to many a cold winter's night of madcap mayhem and misadventures where we frolic naked and joyful in the expression of our budding and beautiful friendship.

Well it beats, thanks for the add ;) x
Steve Best





Dec 14 2007 6:35 AM

look who posed for playboy can't believe we went to school with her

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfmfuseaction=user.viewprofile=1890000
Gina Yashere-1st ever Brit to do Def Comedy Jam





Dec 15 2007 8:44 AM

miss u girl! come all the way bak from LA and u aint even in london.
get ur ass back down here! we got catchin up to do! xx
Rob





Dec 1 2007 7:45 AM

Jeeez...first time I've logged on for a while and good grief- you are looking fab!!!
The Raymond and Mr Timpkins Revue





Nov 19 2007 8:01 PM

STEFAN MICHAELS





Aug 18 2007 2:14 AM

Im putting money on it being funny b***ocks, or they wouldnt pay you !!
Much love to a funny lady
stef
Gina Yashere-1st ever Brit to do Def Comedy Jam





Aug 16 2007 9:40 AM

fookin 'ell! luv da new pic! ur shrinkin!!!
I was like-who is this stranger bitch who's hacked herself into my top friends? Wow! go girl! xx
John Simmit





Jul 21 2007 12:53 AM

Ay up
our paths woulda crossed at Bow next week, but now off to Singapore late notice to run around in fur instead.

Que sera. Be nice to Kojo, who's stepping into my shoes.

Hope you're good
The Raymond and Mr Timpkins Revue





Jul 4 2007 4:01 AM

Yes it is. Have a look at Uncle Barneys Atomic Wobblers the top friend on our site. It's the band we used to be in. What do you reckon. It is sooooo gaaaayyyyy.
tHe oFFiCiAL SkAnK BOyZ pAgE!





Jun 25 2007 9:09 AM

Hello Twinkle. Hope all is good in your world. Have a great day!!! ;-)
Best,

The Marvellous Mr Joseph!!!
Zeron Gibson





Jun 19 2007 4:14 AM

Little girl from Preston done good.
André Vincent





Jun 18 2007 11:34 AM

yours or mine, ya skinny beaitch...
Boosh





Jun 14 2007 11:57 AM



I have added a guestbook on my page.

Would really appreciate it if you would add yourself to it... ...I shall be able to learn where my friends are!

Boosh :o)
orangeblossom





Jun 11 2007 3:21 PM

Good luck skinny minny, knock em dead with your humour in Hong Kong.

God bless you - what a totally smashing lass you are!

Bitch :)
COMEDY TART





Jun 10 2007 11:20 PM

I've got the red carpet out for you Gorgeous! Plenty of Moet and the top label whiskey I've hidden from the chaps okay!

x

CT - Lets Show them how to Party!!!
Gina Yashere-1st ever Brit to do Def Comedy Jam





Jun 4 2007 3:16 AM

Hey Skinny bitch! Howz u?? Was gonna suggest lunch this week-but it wld hav to be in a Burger King at Heathrow-seein as ur off to Hong Kong, and I'm off to Tokyo-Don't u just love this job?? Kick ass as I know u will, and I will text u from the far East xxx
Gina Yashere-1st ever Brit to do Def Comedy Jam





May 24 2007 4:00 AM

oi skinny bitch! it's time for another lunch date. i reckon mahoney owes us one. i've informed her xxx
Apparelyzed





May 13 2007 4:36 AM

STEFAN MICHAELS





May 12 2007 2:50 AM

Thanks
I talk bollocks too but for less money !!!! ( probably )
Thanks
Stefan
Jerky Boys™ Official Johnny Brennan Myspace





May 11 2007 4:43 PM

How do you say there JoJo Smith?
You Skid Plate!

Please spread the word about the Jerky Boys Myspace!
Please let us know if you bring over freinds.

Thank you!

Do You Want To Be Part Of The Next Jerky Boys Record?

Come to the Jerky Boys Myspace for details!

"Sol's Rusty Trombone" in stores NOW!
Enters Billboard Charts!







Click on the CD cover and then request us you Silly Little Freak!

Dont be afraid to put a Jerky Boys Call on your page!


Anyone who puts us in their "Top Friends" gets a shoe in the nuts!
Hey You! - Looking for members for The Official Jerky Boys Street Team!
(any forwarding of this would be greatly appreciated!)


COOL JERKY BOYS CONTESTS..

Read about it on the Myspace Jerky Profile

Want a "Printable Flyer"?

Go here:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=485H7U9P



steven wright





May 11 2007 4:16 PM

thanks for calling.
Mr





May 10 2007 10:44 AM

Hey, I think I might be your ideal man. ;)

Handsome (well, okay, maybe not), single (ah, that might be a problem with the wife), millionaires (um, almost - only another 999,999 to go) who live close by (London is near Scotland, right?).
Martin Bigpig Mor





May 9 2007 2:14 AM

Hello my dear friend/Myspace friend,
During the last weekend in June this year, a team of comedians will attempt the famous
“THREE PEAKS CHALLENGE”.
That is to climb the 3 highest mountains in the U.K. Ben Nevis, Scarfell Pike, and Mount Snowdon, all in less than 24 hours!!!
We are putting ourselves thru all this to raise money for a small charity called “ ACT4AFRICA", who are working to combat A.I.D.S. in Africa.
I am sending you this in the hope that you will to kind enough to sponsor me.
To make a donation simply go to:
www.justgiving.com/martinbigpig
and follow the easy instructions.
For more information about the event, or the charity go to:
www.act4africa.org.uk
Thanks for taking the time to read this.
BIG LOVE,
Martin
Chris Tummings





May 8 2007 2:24 AM

Hey JoJo, Long time! Hope your well and doing great things.

X
Mr





May 7 2007 1:57 PM

Thanks for the add. :)



You look great for 100 years old, hehe. Have you gotten your telegram from the Queen?
SADLER & ASH





Apr 29 2007 12:28 PM