Joker Cross

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  • Joker Cross

  • 34 / Male
  • Nowheresville, Daddy-O, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 11/19/2009

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Interests

  • General

  • Music

    Tom Waits. The Doors. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Flogging Molly. David Bowie. Link Wray. Medeski, Martin, and Wood. AC/DC. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Johnnies Cash and Mathis. Ol' Blue Eyes, Dean, and Sammy. Mariachi music. You know. Whatever's good.
  • Movies

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  • Television

    Mystery Science Theater 3000. 'Nuff said.
  • Books

    House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski. One of the best books ever. Perdido Street Station by China Mieville, George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series, Dune by Frank Herbert, I Am Legend by Richard Matheson, Stephen King in general, though The Stand, The Shining and the Dark Tower series in particular, I like Dean Koontz, Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time, Chuck Palahniuk, Henry David Thoreau, Batman comic books, Jack Kerouac, The Making Of It's Pat: The Movie.
  • Heroes

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Eris-zona
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Cancer
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Occupation: Poet, Prophet, Gun for hire

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Status and Mood

  • Joker Cross For those that d
    Posted at 11:48 PM Nov 19
  • Joker Cross What's up MySpace? Still sucking, I see. Good for you.
    Mood: jedi jedi
    Posted at 1:48 AM Oct 23

Latest Blog Entries

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About me:



..I taste like candy. It cannot be helped. I am licked wherever I go all the world over.

I am considered especially tasty to the peoples of Lapland for reasons only they can tell, but won't. I've asked. Though admittedly they are usually too busy licking me, and do not like to talk with their mouths full. They are particularly mindful of table manners in Lapland. Their nation's seal depicts a man chewing with his mouth closed with his elbows most decidedly NOT on the table. The look on his face implies that just as soon as he is done chewing, he will ask you to pass the potatoes rather than reach across your plate...

I also have a blog thing. Read it and be enlightened, dammit

Who I'd like to meet:

Your mother. Rowr.

Comments

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  • Jul 1 2008 3:35 PM



    Happy birthday Baby. I love you.
  • Jun 1 2008 9:00 PM



    Can you beat my score on the "Name these disney animals" quiz?



    I got 62%. Can you do any better?








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  • May 26 2008 4:43 PM

    Hey Joker Cross, I just bought as my PET!
    Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!


    I think your worth more than that.



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  • May 25 2008 2:27 PM

    You can hug, party with, flirt, poke or even throw sheep at me!


    Get SuperPoke and find out what everyone wants to do to you!




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  • May 12 2008 4:24 AM


    Hey Joker Cross, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!



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  • May 11 2008 12:40 AM

    what up dooood!?
  • May 4 2008 7:29 PM



    Can you beat my score on the "Name the 80's Movies" quiz?




    What 80s film is this?


    a) Young Blood

    b) Dirty Dancing

    c) Red Dawn

    d) Staying Alive

    e) The Experts








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  • Mar 28 2008 9:50 PM

    It was os good to see you last week, and to finally meet Amy.
    Love you
  • Mar 7 2008 9:52 AM

    Dork, u better get some soap n clean those thoughts!!! just take me out of them first!

    lol, jk, u never say anything so I couldn't resist! Tell the missus thanks for her love the other day!
  • Feb 15 2008 4:08 AM

    Let me guess ... 'Cause you know I'm a dirty girl? LOL
  • Dec 5 2007 10:24 PM

    Havent said hey in quite some time. For that matter, I havent been on that group board for Agnostic/Atheist parents either....hows life treatin you? Funny vids you posted. I had to repost em. Thanks for sharing.
  • Nov 21 2007 3:35 AM

    Tag, you're it! Read my blog. Yeah, it's cheesey, but it wasn't my idea, and I haven't talked to you in awhile anyway.
  • Nov 12 2007 9:25 PM

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    Thought for the day...

    Friends...

    Friends are like butt cheeks.
    Crap might separate them,
    But they always come back together.

    Send this to all your butt cheeks.
  • Nov 8 2007 4:01 AM

    You haven't had a comment in forever so I thought I would leave you one. WEIRDO!!! Hope all is well in your world. Send me a note sometime to say Hi.
  • Jul 27 2007 1:28 AM

    I love buckaroo bonzai!
  • May 15 2007 6:31 AM

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  • May 8 2007 3:11 AM

    Hey Big Guy!!!
    Miss Mary said to tell you hello and that she hopes that you freeze your butt off and if you do, that's what you get for moving...hahaha... She says hi and she misses you. How's the kid? Hadn't heard from ya in a while and wanted to say hi. Miss you!
  • Apr 24 2007 12:11 AM

    Spectacular spectacle of blazing action whips and mystery!

    PASSION? OUI!
    ADVENTURE? SI!
    ROMANCE? CHECK!

    Climb with me up rejoice mountain gentle fan!
    Witness the power of I, Cactus silvio!

    Over and out!

    ...And so it is.
    Viola.
  • Apr 16 2007 9:12 PM

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  • Feb 15 2007 8:29 AM

    I've missed you dood. How you been???
    Later -J (eremy Edwards), how you been???
  • Jan 20 2007 3:11 AM

    I join your band no? Triangle for no work. But the spoons.......oui.........the spoons. If you want I play your thigh no?
  • Jan 19 2007 1:38 AM

    Sand bags only reserved for cases as I knew you were. But pardon for witty retortes i give you the whips of PASSION!!! I will corespond to queen for figure. AND SO IT IS. Vive le duel!!!
  • Jan 19 2007 1:22 AM

    Ripper give me back my hat you!! I have a sand back full of PASSION pour toi! oui
  • Jan 14 2007 12:12 PM

    The bunny looks great.
  • Jan 14 2007 6:09 AM

    It's Wilderness Toast!!!
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