JOKO

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Joko the Clown will NEVER sell out, unless you're making me an offer, then maybe we need to talk.Mood: unincorporated unincorporatedPosted at 5:41 AM Nov 19 view more

  • Joko Clown

  • 35 / Male
  • Just South Of Antarctica, New Mexico, US
  • Last Login: 11/21/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Chocolate eggs, Jelly Beans, Peeps, fake grass, hollow chocolate rabbits, Cadbury Creme Eggs, I was going to change this list for 2009, but I really do like this stuff. I think I need help. I also like clowns, robots, zombies and pirates. I also like animals, bugs, plants, minerals, food of all kinds, being warm and dry, balloon animals, cats, urban exploration, comic books, magic tricks, jokes, pranks and gags, body art & modification, ghosts, magazines, Nintendo Wii, flags, kicking it old school, thought exploration, etymology, board games, coffee, hats, funny slogans, old photographs, paper crafting, snack foods, fanatics, cryptozoology, fake food, museums, fire-eating, change, art galleries, second hand stores, rodents, 80's toys, philosophy, myspacing, telekinesis, space exploration, being industrious, sideshows, microbreweries, microwaves, microscopes, microphones and all things microcosmic and macrocosmic, being diplomatic and gracious, having money and being loved. I would rather die with lots of friends than with lots of things. I would rather see people smiling than crying.
  • Music

    I like lots of music. I'm not really that into what I'm supposed to be into, though. The music I have purchased in the last year includes: Brad Paisley, Rigor Mortis, Taylor Swift, King Diamond, The Beach Boys, GWAR, Demon Hunter, Willie Nelson, 38 Special, STYX, Dio, Burl Ives, Toby Keith, The Beatles, Ozzy Osbourne, Jimi Hendrix, Yo Gabba Gabba, Cake, Shiny Toy Guns, The Aquabats, Gavin DeGraw, Chris Tomlin, Metal Church, The Eagles, Megadeth, Midnight Syndicate, old Metallica, Brutal Juice, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, christmas music, movie soundtracks, rock, heavy metal, country, pop, punk, folk, indie, tv jingles. I could go on and on. I like music that tells stories or speaks to my soul, or that is memorable.
  • Movies

    I like almost all kinds of movies. I could list every movie I have ever seen, but why? I like comedy, horror, drama, fantasy, sci-fi, action, western, romance, mystery, thriller, suspense, classic, foreign, short, independent and obscure movies.
  • Television

    Yo Gabba Gabba, cartoons, Heroes, comedies, commercials, game shows, talk shows, reality shows, WWE, awards shows, news programs and documentaries, etc. Gary Unmarried, New Adventures of Old Christine, How I Met Your Mother, once in a great while I'll watch a baseball or a football game, and even more rarely a golf tournament or a boxing match, and maybe one auto race a year, other shows: Ellen, Human Wrecking Balls, Ninja Warriors, pretty much anything on G4, MonsterQuest, Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, Verminators
  • Books

    The Bible, The Velveteen Rabbit, cook books, magazines, biographies, history, self help books, books about magic, books about magicians, Mallis Handbook, Truman's Guide

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Galesburg, IL
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 2' 3"
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Entrepreneur

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About me:

Come visit my store on CafePress! Bunnies are made for hopping. That's just what I'll do. One of these days this bunny Is gonna hop all over you. Photobucket

Who I'd like to meet:

You, probably. Photobucket I like everybody. I like clowns, magicians, artists, musicians, jugglers, creative types, non creative types, people who are boring in real life but cool online, people who are cool in real life but boring online, people who are completely honest, folks who are liars and fakes, zombies, vampires, robots, aliens, monsters, celebrities, secretly famous unknown geniuses, pacifists and warmongers. Well, not too many of those, please.

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