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  • "Suck And Moan" officially launches on 10/20/2010 at www.SuckAndMoan.com

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    "Suck And Moan" Brings Zombies And Vampires To The Web - In One Show

    Using the palindromic date of 10/20/2010, "Suck And Moan" will officially launch it's first episode at www.SuckAndMoan.com.  Gaining momentum since premiering it's first 3 episodes at the Independent Television Festival this summer, "Suck And Moan" will debut one new episode per week until the end of the year comprising a 10-episode first season run.

    "Suck And Moan" tells the story of a group of Vampires living in a world slowly being overrun by a Zombie epidemic.  Not only are the Zombies a nuisance, but they are devouring the Vampires only food source - humans.  This group of Vampires must band together to stop the growing Zombie population and secure their "human buffet."  Told with tongue firmly planted in cheek, "Suck And Moan" is a satiric take on both the Vampire and Zombie genre, often pointing out pop culture inaccuracies ("Apparently sunlight no longer kills us...it just makes us sparkle.") and painting a picture of horror icons fed up with other horror icons ("...But zombies?  That's just stupid.").  Although it relishes the chance to take potshots at the genres, it never strays into spoof territory, but rather portrays Vampires as immortals with a relatable human side ("Vampires were people too...").

    The first season's arc begins with one of the Vampires accidentally feeding on a Zombie.  To horror fans, that is a question that's been debated for years:  What would happen if a Vampire bites a Zombie?  The first 10 episodes will explore that conundrum even as tensions and neuroses arise within the group.

    "Suck And Moan" was created and directed by Brendon Fong in his first foray into scripted web series after having done a number of internet shorts that have played at a variety of festivals.  It's produced by Joel Bryant (Streamy-nominated Best Actor for "After Judgment," who also plays "Mac" in the series) and executive produced by Danny Ohman (from SiTV).  Among the actors appearing as Vampires in the series are Eric Hailey ("Dwelling"), Carmen Elena Mitchell ("The Real Girl's Guide to Everything Else"), Alex Weed ("Bones," "Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior"), Chris Mollica ("Funny or Die Presents...") and Lauren Baldwin.  The production team also had a great time wrangling in New Media faces to play Zombies in a number of their episodes.  Web series watchers might recognize Scott Brown ("Blue Movies"), Tanya Ihnen ("Life From the Inside") and Jamie Fishback ("Solo: The Series") among others under Caryn Cobio's ("Blue Movies," "A Good Knight's Quest") make-up.

    Producer Joel Bryant was unfazed when NBC picked up the project "Vampires vs. Zombies" from McG's Wonderland Studios in mid-September.  "It just shows that we have a marketable project.  Vampires and Zombies are obviously hot properties.  We're just happy to get our project out first."

    Tune in weekly to catch new episodes of "Suck And Moan" on www.SuckAndMoan.com.  The production team promises a "size-able" celebrity cameo to close out the season at episode 10.

    Contact:
    Joel Bryant, producer
    suckandmoan@gmail.com
    818-458-3800

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  • Comedy Show - First time in Albuquerque!! Come on out!

    Current mood:giddy

    Award-Winning Comedy Duo:

    DEVEN & JOEL
       Dates: Jan. 29 (Friday) and Jan.30 (Saturday), 2010
    Time: 10:00pm

    Location: The Box Theatre – 114 Gold Avenue SW
    Info and Tickets at: www.TheBoxABQ.com or 505-404-1578

    Price: $20


    Albuquerque native Joel Bryant and online sensation Deven Green
    in their limited-engagement comedy show!

     

    What to expect: Deven & Joel will be bringing their clever, fast-paced audience interactive comedy, stand-up, music and videos that have literally entertained people around the world!

    What not to expect
    (important for any true New Mexican): There will be no beer or food served at the event
    (no liquor license at The Box). So make sure to eat or drink before or afterwards. 

     

    Together since 1998 this real-life comedy couple have:
    -- Performed for the U.S. Troops in the Middle East and Europe
    -- Won
    "Best of the Fest" at the International Hollywood Comedy Festival
     -- Official "House Duo" at the World Famous Comedy Store on the
    Sunset Strip in Hollywood

    -- Opened for The Comedians of "Chelsea Lately," Eddie Griffin, Andrew "Dice" Clay, Paul Rodriguez & more
    --Regular guests on “The Howard Stern Show
    ” and "Mancow in the Morning”
    -- Headlined from Las Vegas to Canada to maximum security prisons


    JOEL BRYANT: Now L.A.-based, you’ve seen Joel on film ("The Heartbreak Kid," "Music Within, "Baby Blues"), TV ("Monk," "Eleventh Hour," "Las Vegas”) and over 20 national commercials.  He stars in the new TV series "Hillers” (with Henry Winkler and Tom Arnold) and was nominated Best Actor for the web series "After Judgment." He also tours as a stand-up comic after getting his start at Laff's Comedy Club.


    DEVEN GREEN:
    She is a YouTube star and was named in New York Magazine’s “Top 20 Funniest Videos." She just won “Comedy Performer of the Decade” in L.A. and is a regular guest on Sirius/XM comedy/talk shows. Deven is the creator/voice behind the “Welcome To My Comedy Parodies” and is "America’s Best Christian, Betty Bowers." 

     

    “Guaranteed laugh-out-loud funny!” – Los Angeles Times      

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